Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

I've done it in the woods before. walked out where I wouldn't be seen, stripped down naked and jerked off. It was really fun.

I have whipped out outside before and gotten off... as I mentioned before, there are times that you just gotta do what you do!

I forgot to mention that I then proceeded to strip naked and grabbed one of her sexy high heels. I layed down on her bed, wrapped the thong around my cock, then started fucking the shoe. When I turned on the g-spot vibrator and put it at the base of my cock, I let go with a huge load!

Good times!

Eh... I think you're on your own here... I'm not into shoes... AT ALL! I would have wrapped the thong around my cock... probably the head of my cock so all of the cum could be caught in the gusset of the fabric so all of my baby batter could be in contact with her creamy wet pussy the next time she put the panties on!

Well that would be an interesting find when she went to put her shoe on :p

*Chills run up my spine thinking about this* - I'm queezy about things touching my feet and being in between my toes. I would probably freak the fuck out if I put my foot in a shoe and there was creamy goo in it! Eww!
 
Well that would be an interesting find when she went to put her shoe on :p

Eh... I think you're on your own here... I'm not into shoes... AT ALL! I would have wrapped the thong around my cock... probably the head of my cock so all of the cum could be caught in the gusset of the fabric so all of my baby batter could be in contact with her creamy wet pussy the next time she put the panties on!

No no no, I cleaned everything up very nicely. But yes, the head of my cock was covered with the thong, so that's exactly where the majority of the "baby batter" ended up!
 
i took my wifes panties with me to work one time and jacked myself off into them in the bathroom at work
 
Golf Course

it was the end of the day and I had played a few rounds. This one I was by myself so in the middle of the course I peaked around made sure no one was looking, then pulled my cock out and started stroking. I think that is the craziest or most public I have done it.
 
i took my wifes panties with me to work one time and jacked myself off into them in the bathroom at work

This one is funny only because I have such a panty fetish myself. I have quite the collection of panties and I used to wear them or jack off in them but I really don't now, I just have them kind of sitting around...

it was the end of the day and I had played a few rounds. This one I was by myself so in the middle of the course I peaked around made sure no one was looking, then pulled my cock out and started stroking. I think that is the craziest or most public I have done it.

I like the thought of this... if I played golf! lol

Was about one hour into a three hour ride when I stopped for gas and a drink. Two girls, looked like sisters, came in with a guy who was probably a boyfriend. They were probably going to the lake, river, or pool because both girls obviously had bikini tops with underneath tank tops. The older one appeared about 25, her skin was over tanned and starting to wrinkle, but the younger one, also very tan and sunny blonde hair looked pretty nice. I maneuvered my way around the shelves to get a better look, while looking for a snack.

The first thing that I saw was that she had a perfect, perfect, perfect ass. It was young and tight and round, clad in lightweight weight shorts that i could see right through to her matching lime-greem bikini bottoms, which had a lovely revealing cut. She leaned into the refrigerator to get a drink, and I timed it so I came around the aisle at the perfect moment to see her gorgeous, perky c-cup tits nicely framed in her bikini top/tshirt and totally nipping out. I was getting hard right there. Excused myself past her, getting a nice look at her ass and tight body and had to go. (It was a little station, so hanging around would have been pretty obvious.

Got on the road and started rubbing, being very careful of traffic. Instead of whipping it out and stroking I was rubbing through my pants--takes much longer but always feels much better. Came a little while later thinking of that great ass and gorgeous tits....

Nah, I like to show the passing cars what i'm doing in the car next to them when I'm getting off in the car!
 
Daytime showing of X-Men 2. Wasn't a lot of people in the theater so I had the whole back row to myself. Left my cum running down the back of the seat in front of me.
 
Daytime showing of X-Men 2. Wasn't a lot of people in the theater so I had the whole back row to myself. Left my cum running down the back of the seat in front of me.

I hope you weren't masturbating to scenes of Wolverine... lol

In the woods on a camping trip...

Nice... I've always liked masturbating outside
 
I hadn't thought about this for ages, but one time back when I was about 18, I was sitting around in a pool with a bunch of friends late at night. It was very dark, and I took advantage of the darkness by slipping my hand into my suit's bottom and began to fiddle about without anyone knowing. I even managed to keep talking when I had to. I got pretty close, but I decided that it would be too risky to come, so I stopped. (Looking back, I wish that I had thought about slipping underwater to have the orgasm. That would have been a first for me.)
 
I hadn't thought about this for ages, but one time back when I was about 18, I was sitting around in a pool with a bunch of friends late at night. It was very dark, and I took advantage of the darkness by slipping my hand into my suit's bottom and began to fiddle about without anyone knowing. I even managed to keep talking when I had to. I got pretty close, but I decided that it would be too risky to come, so I stopped. (Looking back, I wish that I had thought about slipping underwater to have the orgasm. That would have been a first for me.)

hmmmm sexy ;)
 
I hadn't thought about this for ages, but one time back when I was about 18, I was sitting around in a pool with a bunch of friends late at night. It was very dark, and I took advantage of the darkness by slipping my hand into my suit's bottom and began to fiddle about without anyone knowing. I even managed to keep talking when I had to. I got pretty close, but I decided that it would be too risky to come, so I stopped. (Looking back, I wish that I had thought about slipping underwater to have the orgasm. That would have been a first for me.)

hmmmm sexy ;)

sexi isn't the word to describe that!!!
 
Its not very romantic but in Afghanistan privacy is hard to come by so I used to jack off standing up in the porta johns. Thinking about it now its really crazy
 
Reading through this thread late at night at work... May have to add my own input by the end of the night ;-)
 
In the car......while driving, and in the bathroom......in a stall at work. Eek.
 
Just remembered, used to do it all the time in my ex boyfriends bed.....after we had sex and he was asleep. I'm a bitch.
 
Its not very romantic but in Afghanistan privacy is hard to come by so I used to jack off standing up in the porta johns. Thinking about it now its really crazy

EWW GROSS lol Well you gotta get it when you can...

Reading through this thread late at night at work... May have to add my own input by the end of the night ;-)

PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING! We're dying to hear them!

In the car......while driving, and in the bathroom......in a stall at work. Eek. Just remembered, used to do it all the time in my ex boyfriends bed.....after we had sex and he was asleep. I'm a bitch.

Dani Dani... You naughty Girl!
I like to do it while driving, and I have done it at work a couple times, when I worked for Hilton Hotels, but NEVER AFTER SEX!! shame shame!!

Well I guess he didn't get you off...
I masturbated at work once :)..Totally hot..hmm I also think I masturbated in my friends mom's bed once :)
In your friend's mom's bed... She was hot wasn't she??
 
In a theater. I had gone by myself to kill time before meeting back up with some friends. The movie was really terrible but I had to wait. On a whim I ended up pulling my jacket over my lap and teasing myself under my skirt.

There were people around but not right next to me...it probably went on about 45 minutes and no one noticed. I didn't plan to finish, but when I could tell the movie was almost over I went for it. I'm usually kind of loud so it was a struggle to stay quiet and mostly still. Afterward I washed up in the restroom, splashed cold water on my face so I wouldn't look so flushed, and found my friends. No one ever knew.
 
Well as mentioned last night I was working late and alone.reading this and other threads, I simply couldn't concentrate so I decided to take matters into my own hands so to speak, thinking about the hot milf hr lady. I've jerked off at my last job, but this was the first time at this one.

I've got much more exciting stories but those will have to wait til I get home ;-)
 
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