Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

Spanish Class in the tenth grade. I sat in the first row and my teacher was fuckin hot...

Well I see how you got your name Missy! WOW that is something that would be a little harder for a guy to do, as the motions would probably give him away sitting in the front row, and if not, the mess in his pants wouldn't be pleasant! but thanks for responding
 
once i had to wait late at school for a ride home and wacked off in the school gym....
 
I don't know why, but any time I'm in a tanning bed, I get aroused. I think it's knowing all those people are outside the room and I'm in there naked. That, and the warm, relaxing feeling of the bed. Plus, there's usually a cute girl working the desk to use as spank material. lol


Make sure you clean those beds before you get in them!
 
I don't know why, but any time I'm in a tanning bed, I get aroused. I think it's knowing all those people are outside the room and I'm in there naked. That, and the warm, relaxing feeling of the bed. Plus, there's usually a cute girl working the desk to use as spank material. lol


Make sure you clean those beds before you get in them!

EWWWW DENNY!!!!!
 
bathroom at the DMV lol there was a really cute guy there & we were sorta flirting across the room... i was waiting forever so i just took care of things in the bathroom lol

there's probably crazier places but that's the first that came to mind cause my friend & i were talking about it earlier lol
 
In the back of a car driving to my father's burial. (Yes, I wasn't thinking straight that day.)
 
bathroom at the DMV lol there was a really cute guy there & we were sorta flirting across the room... i was waiting forever so i just took care of things in the bathroom lol

there's probably crazier places but that's the first that came to mind cause my friend & i were talking about it earlier lol

This is HOT as hell! I haven't taken care of myself in public after flirting with someone in eons! I did it once in school in the bathroom while I was in college, but never at the DMV... That would have been pretty hot seeing your flushed face after your orgasm when you came back to claim your drivers license or what ever you were at the DMV for!

In the back of a car driving to my father's burial. (Yes, I wasn't thinking straight that day.)

cinner... Cinner... CINNER! WOW darling! that's W I L D! HOT AS HELL but totally Wild! (wonder if there was anyone else in the back of the car with you?)
 
dressing room at the mall when I was much younger. Left it all in the stall, didn't even clean up. What an idiot i was.
 
In a hot female friend's room at college. I lived in a co-ed house, and everybody was gone for spring break, but I had to come back a day early. While looking through her panty drawer for something silky to jerk it with, I found her g-spot vibrator. Had to drop trou right there and go to town! :devil:
 
On the boardroom table late at night. I worked incredibly long hours and needed some release, so I thought well this will be different. Luckily I was the only one there.
 
In a hot female friend's room at college. I lived in a co-ed house, and everybody was gone for spring break, but I had to come back a day early. While looking through her panty drawer for something silky to jerk it with, I found her g-spot vibrator. Had to drop trou right there and go to town! :devil:

I would have done the same thing... trust me!

On the boardroom table late at night. I worked incredibly long hours and needed some release, so I thought well this will be different. Luckily I was the only one there.


Luckily you were! But I would have done the same thing... at times, you gotta do what you gotta do!
 
I've masturbated in alot of diffrent places but the first that comes to mind is in my truck in a parking lot in the the middle of the city. I was waiting for someone and it was going to be about a 45min wait and I was horny so I pulled out my cock and stroked to a very nice orgasm all the other cars and people just added to the excitement.
 
I've masturbated in alot of diffrent places but the first that comes to mind is in my truck in a parking lot in the the middle of the city. I was waiting for someone and it was going to be about a 45min wait and I was horny so I pulled out my cock and stroked to a very nice orgasm all the other cars and people just added to the excitement.

LOL I've done that driving down the highway and my exhibitionist nature makes me want to MAKE SURE people see me, so if I'm in the dark, I'll turn on the interior light and get it off, or if it's daylight, I'll make sure I slow down while going past people...
 
I've done it in the woods before. walked out where I wouldn't be seen, stripped down naked and jerked off. It was really fun.
 
I would have done the same thing...

I forgot to mention that I then proceeded to strip naked and grabbed one of her sexy high heels. I layed down on her bed, wrapped the thong around my cock, then started fucking the shoe. When I turned on the g-spot vibrator and put it at the base of my cock, I let go with a huge load!

Good times!
 
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