Mad Moose!

[JackLuis]

Who doesn't love Moose? I mean in somebody else's yard, they're great big lovable herbivores, right?

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and if you;ve ever thought about chasing a moose with a snowmobile, this.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Was she blond?

 

[3113]

She "agitated" the moose.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

So the moose got off?

 

[Boxlicker101]

So the moose got off?

I think it's a female.l Of course, she might be a lesbian moose.

 

[stephen55]

I think it's a female.l Of course, she might be a lesbian moose.

There are no lesbian moose.

There were lesbian dinosaurs. They were called Lickalottapus.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Who doesn't love Moose? I mean in somebody else's yard, they're great big lovable herbivores, right?

7-foot-moose-headbutts-girl​

and if you;ve ever thought about chasing a moose with a snowmobile, this.

Whadday buncha maroons!

Was she blond?

Yes, now that you ask. Uh . . . cuddle a moose?

 

[3113]

Was she blond?

The girl or the moose?

 

[JackLuis]

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Russian Bomb Squad Called In To Defuse Vibrator

But, but where's the Moose?

 

[3113]

But, but where's the Moose?

What a misleading title! They didn't defuse the vibrator, they just found it instead of a bomb. What a let down.

 

[SeaCat]

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But, but where's the Moose?

He's hiding from Boris and Natasha in Miami with rocky.

Cat

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I doubt it. I think since the Berlin Wall fell and Russia went capitalist, Boris and Natasha have formed a manage a quatre with Moose Und Sqvirrel.

 

[TE999]

I checked with the local Moose Lodge and they said neither they or the female Mooses head butt anybody unless they don't pay their bar tab or get fresh.