Valentine's Day Special: Guns for Sex Toys

[3113]

Want to get your lover something special for Valentine's Day but you're strapped for cash? No worries! This place will trade you sex toys for that old, useless gun you've been wanting to get rid of.....

A shop in the US state of Alabama on Tuesday launched a Valentine's Day offer it hopes will trigger a large response in a limp economy: customers can swap their guns for sex toys.

"In today's economy, this is a way of helping people who may feel they can't afford something for Valentine's Day," said Sherri Williams, the owner of the "Pleasures" sex toy shop, where assorted erotica during the next week can be obtained in exchange for cast-off firearms.

"This way, they can take something that's just lying around and swap it for something they can take home and make love, not war with," she told AFP.

More here.

Maybe the teen who shot off his nuts can exchange his used gun for something that will help him shoot off his nuts in a better and more constructive way?

 

[Bebeslut]

"Aiming for the heart" -- did you do this special for this post, or has it always been there?

Want to get your lover something special for Valentine's Day but you're strapped for cash? No worries! This place will trade you sex toys for that old, useless gun you've been wanting to get rid of.....


More here.

Maybe the teen who shot off his nuts can exchange his used gun for something that will help him shoot off his nuts in a better and more constructive way?

 

[3113]

"Aiming for the heart" -- did you do this special for this post, or has it always been there?

LOL! I must be prescient as I decided on the pic and title two days ago

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Considering the cost of the average gun, I'd better get something more than just a Fleshlight!

 

[JackLuis]

I'm holding out for the full Electro Erecto, internet full sensory blow job machine.

 

[mynameisben]

The only gun I own is a strobe light timing belt gun. I wonder what kind of sex toy they would give me for that.

 

[rgraham666]

They can have my gun when they take it from my cold dead hands. It's always hard. It always shoots. It makes a noticeable bulge in my pants.

They can't have it! Goddamn libruls!

/wingnut

 

[stephen55]

http://dustybee.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mae_west.jpg


Is that a gun in your pants...

...or are you just happy...with your new Mae West blowup doll?