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Miss_Pixie

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Help! The snow is Piling up! It's driving me CRAZY!

It's snowing so hard, there was actually a PLOW that hit a BUS! :eek:

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Help! The snow is Piling up! It's driving me CRAZY!

It's snowing so hard, there was actually a PLOW that hit a BUS! :eek:

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

The correct incantation is:

"Snow, snow, go away, so Miss Pixie can go out and play!"

(Don't they teach kids ANYTHING anymore?)
 
The correct incantation is:

"Snow, snow, go away, so Miss Pixie can go out and play!"

(Don't they teach kids ANYTHING anymore?)

Sadly, no lol. College girl that I am and I don't know how to get the snow to stop...
 
Help! The snow is Piling up! It's driving me CRAZY!

It's snowing so hard, there was actually a PLOW that hit a BUS! :eek:

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Try this:

Light floral scented candles.

Place them in a circle.

In the circle, place a bouquet of violets.

Dance widdershins around the bouquet, inside the circle of candles and sing all the verses to 'Greensleeves'.

Then curtsey three times and cry "Arise, O Goddess of Spring."

The snow should melt away.

If it doesn't, you're obviously not doing it right.

Relight and repeat.

Spring will appear soon. ;)
 
Try this:

Light floral scented candles.

Place them in a circle.

In the circle, place a bouquet of violets.

Dance widdershins around the bouquet, inside the circle of candles and sing all the verses to 'Greensleeves'.

Then curtsey three times and cry "Arise, O Goddess of Spring."

The snow should melt away.

If it doesn't, you're obviously not doing it right.

Relight and repeat.

Spring will appear soon. ;)

I'm ready to try anything :rose::kiss::heart:
 
Drink enough beer or whatever your pleasure is and you won't care if it's snowing. :devil:
 
And I once dove into an unheated pool in Palm Springs in February. Ever see someone dive out of a pool?
 
Hahaha! oh come on know, where's your sense of adventure, Ive done nekid polar bear swims, in Lake Michigan it was exhilarating!

Yeah but you talk with a high shrill voice for about a week until certain parts of your body thaw out. :D:eek:
 
And I once dove into an unheated pool in Palm Springs in February. Ever see someone dive out of a pool?

I got drunk once and jumped off the roof of a garage into a pool, In January...bad idea. It was in Texas, granted, but it was a horrible Idea lol.
 
Hahaha! oh come on know, where's your sense of adventure, Ive done nekid polar bear swims, in Lake Michigan it was exhilarating!

Cold is not exhilarating... it is cold. There's not enough alcohol on the planet to get me out there nekkid
 
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