The Naked Party Thread

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Not bad. Family presents done, Reindeer food set out. Kids just put out the cookies and beer!

Might even be a semi-early night tonight, since they are getting ready for bed now!:D

My brat is already in bed. Santa is about to stop in with the motorized Razor Scooter for her and a stocking full of goodies.
 
Santa brought a kindle, a walking puppy, and a set of littlest pet shop.

This year has been an easy one!
 
Santa brought a kindle, a walking puppy, and a set of littlest pet shop.

This year has been an easy one!

It gets more expensive here every year. My kid grew so much this year that I had to replace all the clothing I bought at the beginning of the school year. :rolleyes: And inch and a half since April.
 
It gets more expensive here every year. My kid grew so much this year that I had to replace all the clothing I bought at the beginning of the school year. :rolleyes: And inch and a half since April.

I think that next couple months are going to be expensive. They are eating like teenage boys. Guessing another growth spurt is around the bend.:rolleyes:
 
The Cub outdid himself this year with spring garlic soup, asparagus with prosciutto and poached eggs, pork loin wellington and creme brulee'. The wine was from V. Sattui. Oink, oink, oink! Tomorrow we will wrap the rest of the presents and take them all over to my sister's place to distribute. More oinking will ensue. It's a good thing New Year's Eve is meaningless in the cave . . .
 
The Cub outdid himself this year with spring garlic soup, asparagus with prosciutto and poached eggs, pork loin wellington and creme brulee'. The wine was from V. Sattui. Oink, oink, oink! Tomorrow we will wrap the rest of the presents and take them all over to my sister's place to distribute. More oinking will ensue. It's a good thing New Year's Eve is meaningless in the cave . . .

Sounds like a first class feed. Getting in shape for hibernation, bear? ;)
 
I think that next couple months are going to be expensive. They are eating like teenage boys. Guessing another growth spurt is around the bend.:rolleyes:

I hear you. Princess' growth spurt hasn't stopped yet. The squirt is eating us out of house and home.

Just another day in paradise, darling. Pondering it all with good whiskey.

I'm pondering over a cup of tea, tea which only just arrived today from England. Damn, but I have good friends. :)

The Cub outdid himself this year with spring garlic soup, asparagus with prosciutto and poached eggs, pork loin wellington and creme brulee'. The wine was from V. Sattui. Oink, oink, oink! Tomorrow we will wrap the rest of the presents and take them all over to my sister's place to distribute. More oinking will ensue. It's a good thing New Year's Eve is meaningless in the cave . . .

I made a delicious jambalaya today. It really hit the spot. True oinking for us starts tomorrow.
 
Our oinking is set for Sunday night. I am smoking five racks of baby backs. Comes from having adult children with spouses. Actually boy children with wives. I guess they learned about "yes, dear" from an early age.
 
Our oinking is set for Sunday night. I am smoking five racks of baby backs. Comes from having adult children with spouses. Actually boy children with wives. I guess they learned about "yes, dear" from an early age.

FOOL! Merry xmas, dude. I'm drunk so tell me a poem. I won't get it anyways, so what the fuck! :cool:

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Merry Xmas Molly and Bear. I won't make you tell me peotry. You two can just tell me dirty stories. :D
 
Our oinking is set for Sunday night. I am smoking five racks of baby backs. Comes from having adult children with spouses. Actually boy children with wives. I guess they learned about "yes, dear" from an early age.

Smart boys. ;)

FOOL! Merry xmas, dude. I'm drunk so tell me a poem. I won't get it anyways, so what the fuck! :cool:

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Merry Xmas Molly and Bear. I won't make you tell me peotry. You two can just tell me dirty stories. :D

That's a good thing because my poetry tends to be very dark.


Merry Christmas all. Santa is off to bed. To all a good night.
 
FOOL! Merry xmas, dude. I'm drunk so tell me a poem. I won't get it anyways, so what the fuck! :cool:

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Merry Xmas Molly and Bear. I won't make you tell me peotry. You two can just tell me dirty stories. :D


Star light, star bright...
No. Wait. wrong one.
Twinkle, Twinkle...
No. Not that one either.

So what is that star,
that guiding light?
Not one that is in sight,
nor does it shine for all to see.

Perhaps a halo shining?
No angels aren't there for me.
Not the ones with angel wings
that wrap tightly around the innocent.

The star for me is in the eyes,
eyes that smile
brighter than the lips portray,
even with red lipstick in play.

Words are superfluous.
Sometimes I just need to shut up
and look around for mistletoe.
Kiss with eyes wide open.
 
FOOL! Merry xmas, dude. I'm drunk so tell me a poem. I won't get it anyways, so what the fuck! :cool:

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Merry Xmas Molly and Bear. I won't make you tell me peotry. You two can just tell me dirty stories. :D

Merry Christmas Amy. Drubnk is good but when it happens to me, somebody moves the keys around on the keyboard. Fucks me all up.

And yes I will be finishing the bottle tonight.
 
I'm still up. Waiting for the Quiche to finish. Then off to bed. Santa has already visited a couple hours ago!:rolleyes:
 
We'll do Santa tomorrow evening. Shoot, I haven't even wrapped all my presents, yet. No matter, tomorrow will give plenty of time.
 
And Merry Christmas from the Land of (at last!) Sunshine. Don't you just live the twinkling of colored lights in the palm trees?
:D
 
Merry Christmas, Tex. Hey, we have palm trees that are native in SoCal! :D

Bear, nothing and non one is native to California except for a few Indians that all live in Arizona now. :D

I even lived out there for a while. Too many people and not enough trees for my tastes.
 
A belated Merry Christmas to all the naked denziens of this party palace from an Emperor who hasn't been around nearly as often as he should.

Here's hoping that all of your holiday wishes came true and that 2011 is filled with joy, the love and support of family and friends and great prosperity.
 
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