The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and the bucks all whistle at that hunter in the sexy hosiery.

I put in a dozen missed shots as the hunters are as distracted as the prey...

wow a dozen?

I put in a hand grenade

 

[Tio_Narratore]

wow a dozen?

I put in a hand grenade

and you get minced venison, but it takes all day to pack it.

I put in a Christmas goose...

 

[Austin8]

and you get minced venison, but it takes all day to pack it.

I put in a Christmas goose...

I was watching a cooking show last night, and surprisingly they were talking about preparing a goose for the Holiday meal. It wasn't that long ago, when our family was all together that we always had a goose for Christmas dinner every year. Curious how many still do? It used to be very popular.

I put in a pair of warm hunting boots

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was watching a cooking show last night, and surprisingly they were talking about preparing a goose for the Holiday meal. It wasn't that long ago, when our family was all together that we always had a goose for Christmas dinner every year. Curious how many still do? It used to be very popular.

I put in a pair of warm hunting boots

and you finally get to hunt up some warmth.

I put in an unwanted pair of electric socks...


I had an Aunt who always made goose for Christmas. She was the only one in the family who did, and the family goose passed on with her.

 

[Handley_Page]

and you finally get to hunt up some warmth.

I put in an unwanted pair of electric socks...

and I notice they are burned.
A 24v supply does not work for long on the domestic mains.


I put in a new fuse

 

[Austin8]

and I notice they are burned.
A 24v supply does not work for long on the domestic mains.


I put in a new fuse

you get a 479v surge

I hear the surge is working...

 

[Handley_Page]

you get a 479v surge

I hear the surge is working...

and someone gets nice warm toes.


I put in a pair of electric gloves.

 

[Austin8]

and someone gets nice warm toes.


I put in a pair of electric gloves.

things become exceedingly hot

I put in some comfy wool socks, solar powered

 

[Tio_Narratore]

things become exceedingly hot

I put in some comfy wool socks, solar powered

and you get a flock of solar powered sheep.

I put in a hand-cranked 12v generator...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the Amish thank you, kindly!

I put in a "NO HUNTING SIGN"...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Amish thank you, kindly!

I put in a "NO HUNTING SIGN"...

and you get the surest sign of no hunting: a plethora of live animals.

I put in a lion and a lamb...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and they lie down together.

I put in a tortoise...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they lie down together.

I put in a tortoise...

and he wins by a hare.

I put in Old Man Coyote...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

but Raven flies out with the sun in his beak.

I put in a beguiling kitsune...

 

[Freefall_mc]

but Raven flies out with the sun in his beak.

I put in a beguiling kitsune...

and the Fox has to do lead track through the natural elements back home for the Hound.

I put in a Christmas cactus.

 

[Austin8]

and the Fox has to do lead track through the natural elements back home for the Hound.

I put in a Christmas cactus.

and you get some prickly packaging

I put in a bowl of cranberry compote

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get some prickly packaging

I put in a bowl of cranberry compote

and it was well worth the visit to the bog.

I put in a high bush blueberry...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and they make a delcious blueberry muffin.

I put in sweet potato pie...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they make a delcious blueberry muffin.

I put in sweet potato pie...

and you get a nutritious treat.

I put in an ocarina...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a nutritious treat.

I put in an ocarina...

and, it's music to my ears, no matter the pitch.

I put in an earing made of whale bone.

 

[Austin8]

and, it's music to my ears, no matter the pitch.

I put in an earing made of whale bone.

and the native girl wants it back

I put in a signal fire

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the native girl wants it back

I put in a signal fire

and you get a stern look from a certain bear.

I put in a cell phone...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a stern look from a certain bear.

I put in a cell phone...

and, a text message arrives: <3

I put in a land line.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, a text message arrives: <3

I put in a land line.

and a handsome repairman follows it right to your house.

I put in a dial tone...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a handsome repairman follows it right to your house.

I put in a dial tone...

and, it brings back a memory of the bar with the same name. How fun it was!

I put in a bistro table.