The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

And Austin declines the gin and sweet vermouth.

I put in a jar of green olives and pickled okra.

Tio.......

pickled okra... ummm...

I put in my famous stewed okra and tomato salad

 

[Freefall_mc]

pickled okra... ummm...

I put in my famous stewed okra and tomato salad

And "Seven Bridges Road" calls hearts home.

I put in a Farmer's Almanac with feature predicting next years birth rate by seasonal storms.

 

[Austin8]

And "Seven Bridges Road" calls hearts home.

I put in a Farmer's Almanac with feature predicting next years birth rate by seasonal storms.

but, natural family planning is a ovulating experience!

I put in a brand new lawnmower

 

[kimbalee]

but, natural family planning is a ovulating experience!

I put in a brand new lawnmower

that I trade in for the services of one landscaper man.

I put in a paid invoice for services rendered

so he doesn't need to hunt me down and shake me in my Ugg boots for payment. lol

 

[Freefall_mc]

but, natural family planning is a ovulating experience!

I put in a brand new lawnmower

What? My query for Miracle Grow gives me Miracle Grope?

Airport security screening goes contract? I put in an application for screening technician job.

whoa, im slow

 

[Austin8]

What? My query for Miracle Grow gives me Miracle Grope?

Airport security screening goes contract? I put in an application for screening technician job.

whoa, im slow

hahaha! and I sign up for the personal touch...ing

I put in a stop watch... tick*tick*tick...go Mc!!

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Out comes an antique pocket watch.

Austin, ever go through childbirth?


I put in an antique compass...

 

[Freefall_mc]

Out comes an antique pocket watch.

Austin, ever go through childbirth?


I put in an antique compass...

And your browser loses its way and lands you at Toys 'R Us.

I put in the American travel guide to antique road shows.

thanks for the practice

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And your browser loses its way and lands you at Toys 'R Us.

I put in the American travel guide to antique road shows.

thanks for the practice

and you get told that it could get as much as $4,500 under the right auction conditions.

I put in a reminisence of an antique road trip...

 

[Freefall_mc]

and you get told that it could get as much as $4,500 under the right auction conditions.

I put in a reminisence of an antique road trip...

and my conditioning tells me the watch doesn't leave my care until bargaining's/auction's concluded.

I put in the first illustrative design for the original professional's fanny pack.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and my conditioning tells me the watch doesn't leave my care until bargaining's concluded.

I put in the first illustrative design for the original professional's fanny pack.

and the world is happy to have an illustration of the original professional's fanny.

I put in an original fanny pat...

 

[Freefall_mc]

and the world is happy to have an illustration of the original professional's fanny.

I put in an original fanny pat...

and I wonder whether you're planning praise or preparing me for a contact sporting event.

I put in silk pom poms.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I wonder whether you're planning praise or preparing me for a contact sporting event.

I put in silk pom poms.

and the crowd cheers your performance.

I put in a distracted quarterback...

 

[Freefall_mc]

and the crowd cheers your performance.

I put in a distracted quarterback...

and he's sacked *OOF*; he spends the next week with cold compress pom poms on his bon bons.

I put in 35 grass stained football jerseys.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and that's just fine, the team is green anyway.

I put in a lipstick-stained collar...

 

[Freefall_mc]

and that's just fine, the team is green anyway.

I put in a lipstick-stained collar...

and I lay it in a dresser drawer filled with tube tops.

I unscrew and toss in dresser knobs.

 

[pathology_liz]

and I lay it in a dresser drawer filled with tube tops.

I unscrew and toss in dresser knobs.

so now you cannot access your sexy underwear draw. You'll never pull again.

I put in celibacy

 

[Austin8]

so now you cannot access your sexy underwear draw. You'll never pull again.

I put in celibacy

we have 3 children, I was present for all 3.

and you get time to reflect.

I put in a prayer candle.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

we have 3 children, I was present for all 3.

and you get time to reflect.

I put in a prayer candle.

and some deity grants the candle its wish.

I put in an incense stick in a no smoking area...

 

[Austin8]

and some deity grants the candle its wish.

I put in an incense stick in a no smoking area...

and it cant be held to scrutiny

I put in a registration oops, at the Thanksgiving Day Race Booth.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it cant be held to scrutiny

I put in a registration oops, at the Thanksgiving Day Race Booth.

and the Turkeys run for their lives.

I put in a flock of nasty Toms...

 

[Austin8]

and the Turkeys run for their lives.

I put in a flock of nasty Toms...

and a nasty shot gun fixes them all up! *Boom*

I put in a season chopping block.

(How's the weather up there Tio?)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a nasty shot gun fixes them all up! *Boom*

I put in a season chopping block.

(How's the weather up there Tio?)

and you get some finely chopped turkey burgers.

I put in a bit of Hunter's Cheese...

(Weather's not too bad; some icy rain today, though. How are you doing down south, Austin?)

 

[Austin8]

and you get some finely chopped turkey burgers.

I put in a bit of Hunter's Cheese...

(Weather's not too bad; some icy rain today, though. How are you doing down south, Austin?)

but the cheese stands alone and in full camo

I put in some camo fishnet stockings

(pretty good, weathers warm with a southerly wind. cold front expected for Thanksgiving.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the cheese stands alone and in full camo

I put in some camo fishnet stockings

(pretty good, weathers warm with a southerly wind. cold front expected for Thanksgiving.)

and the bucks all whistle at that hunter in the sexy hosiery.

I put in a dozen missed shots as the hunters are as distracted as the prey...