The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it brings back a memory of the bar with the same name. How fun it was!

I put in a bistro table.

and you get a companion for une petite cafe.

I put in a conversation over coffee...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a companion for une petite cafe.

I put in a conversation over coffee...

but it's derailed when you realize it only a dream...

I put in a wish come true.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it's derailed when you realize it only a dream...

I put in a wish come true.

and your feet fly painlessly over the course.

I put in a sense of satisfaction...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your feet fly painlessly over the course.

I put in a sense of satisfaction...

and, you get a sense of what satisfies all of us.

I put in a very good white chocolate martini.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I'll take the chocolate, but hold the martini.

I put in an overflowing cornucopia...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I'll take the chocolate, but hold the martini.

I put in an overflowing cornucopia...

and, all the nuts fall out and land in Literotica.

I put in a sugar pumpkin.

 

[Austin8]

and, all the nuts fall out and land in Literotica.

I put in a sugar pumpkin.

I roast the seeds and chunk th punkin'

I put in a punkin' chunkin' catapult

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I roast the seeds and chunk th punkin'

I put in a punkin' chunkin' catapult

and, you perfect the pull at a 100 yards.

I put in very happy bunch of old crows.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

happy because they won't be baked in the pie?

I put in a mirrored ball...

 

[Austin8]

happy because they won't be baked in the pie?

I put in a mirrored ball...

and it's Dance Dance Revolution!!

I put in a white polyester leisure suit, and black rayon shirt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it's Dance Dance Revolution!!

I put in a white polyester leisure suit, and black rayon shirt.

and Olivia Newton-John asks you for a dance.

I put in a jealous John Travolta...

 

[Austin8]

and Olivia Newton-John asks you for a dance.

I put in a jealous John Travolta...

Mmm, Sandy!

I put in a Hallmark Christmas movie

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Mmm, Sandy!

I put in a Hallmark Christmas movie

and you care enough to send the very best.

I put in an irate Babs...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and you wonder where she is and what her answer to that one will be.

I put in a light display for holidays...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you wonder where she is and what her answer to that one will be.

I put in a light display for holidays...

and it blows the fuses.

I put in a loud "Bah; Humbug"

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it blows the fuses.

I put in a loud "Bah; Humbug"

and, you get a gift of a mug with your name on it--SCROOGE.

I put in a monogrammed towel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a gift of a mug with your name on it--SCROOGE.

I put in a monogrammed towel.

and it's claimed by a mysterious accronym.

I put in a random anagram...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it's claimed by a mysterious accronym.

I put in a random anagram...

and, it goes toot toot when I lock the car.

I put in key without a tag.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it goes toot toot when I lock the car.

I put in key without a tag.

and it opens a door without a lock.

I put in an untended back door...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it opens a door without a lock.

I put in an untended back door...

and, the crooks whisper, "We're in!"

I put in a canvas sack.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the crooks whisper, "We're in!"

I put in a canvas sack.

and the snake slides into it.


I put in a crimp closure

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the snake slides into it.


I put in a crimp closure

and, I hear rattle snake soup is good--tastes like chicken!

I put in a stock pot.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I hear rattle snake soup is good--tastes like chicken!

I put in a stock pot.

but it's empty

I put in a small quantity of curry powder

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it's empty

I put in a small quantity of curry powder

and, dinner in Jamaica sounds like a lovely place to be at this time of the year.

I put in a moonlit, barefoot walk on the beach.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, dinner in Jamaica sounds like a lovely place to be at this time of the year.

I put in a moonlit, barefoot walk on the beach.

with a loving atmosphere and no crowds.


I put in a bed of thorns