The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and it's for the better.

I put in a C-note...

and, I have a hundred different places to spend that.

I put in a fin.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I have a hundred different places to spend that.

I put in a fin.

and get a date with a merman who isn't named Ethel.

I put in a Gold Digger of1933...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get a date with a merman who isn't named Ethel.

I put in a Gold Digger of1933...

and, she's still wearing the same kind of a corset in 2010.

I put in a silver slipper.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

but it cuts the heel and squeezes the toes and we quickly realize that the wearer is not the "one".

I put in standing stones...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it cuts the heel and squeezes the toes and we quickly realize that the wearer is not the "one".

I put in standing stones...

and they get heel spurs.

I put in a trip by raft from Wales to the Salisbury Plain...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and they get heel spurs.

I put in a trip by raft from Wales to the Salisbury Plain...

and, we are greeted by a new princess.

I put in castle.

 

[Austin8]

and, we are greeted by a new princess.

I put in castle.

but the moat has been drained...

I put in a request for luna to change her *scary* a/v.

 

[Handley_Page]

but the moat has been drained...

I put in a request for luna to change her *scary* a/v.

but it gets delayed in transit.


I put in a new Chanel dress.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

*pout* Scary? She's engimatic, mystical, and all-encompassing.

and out comes the Creatrix...

 

[Handley_Page]

*pout* Scary? She's engimatic, mystical, and all-encompassing.

and out comes the Creatrix...

and Zeus is less than impressed; throws a thunderbolt and sulks.


I put in a bolt of lightning

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I capture it and place it into a lantern to light the way.

I put in the thought that brooding becomes Zeus, much more so than sulking...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I capture it and place it into a lantern to light the way.

I put in the thought that brooding becomes Zeus, much more so than sulking...

but brooding becomes the hen.


I put in an Egg.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but brooding becomes the hen.


I put in an Egg.

and, you get a baby dragon to raise and support.

I put in a college tuition bill.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a baby dragon to raise and support.

I put in a college tuition bill.

and you get a grow-up dragon to raise and support.

I put in a Gryphon and a Minor Deacon...

 

[pathology_liz]

and you get a grow-up dragon to raise and support.

I put in a Gryphon and a Minor Deacon...

And you get hassle from the moderators for introducing a minor in here!

I put in coal.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get hassle from the moderators for introducing a minor in here!

I put in coal.

and we know someone's been naughty.

I put in a list...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we know someone's been naughty.

I put in a list...

and, it says cranberry juice, lime juice, limes, triple sec and vokda.

I put in sparkling glass.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it says cranberry juice, lime juice, limes, triple sec and vokda.

I put in sparkling glass.

and you get a clock that always reads after 5 pm.

I put in an interesting breakfast drink...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a clock that always reads after 5 pm.

I put in an interesting breakfast drink...

and, you see a flute with peach nectar and champagne.

I put in an egg white omelet.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you see a flute with peach nectar and champagne.

I put in an egg white omelet.

and you lower your cholesterol.

I put in a drop of Tabasco...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you lower your cholesterol.

I put in a drop of Tabasco...

and, that warms me up for the day ahead.

I put in a sweater with one button.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that warms me up for the day ahead.

I put in a sweater with one button.

and it keeps popping open.

I put in a lingering gaze...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it keeps popping open.

I put in a lingering gaze...

and, you can see into your future in the globe shaped object.

I put in some smoke.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you can see into your future in the globe shaped object.

I put in some smoke.

and the hook and ladder company arrives in a hurry.

I put in a couple of firemen at your door...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the hook and ladder company arrives in a hurry.

I put in a couple of firemen at your door...

and, they douse me with their liquid.

I put in a towel.