The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and Peter Pan decides to grow up.

I put in a secluded flower garden...

and it becomes one of my favorite books

I put in a starters pistol

 

[kimbalee]

and it becomes one of my favorite books

I put in a starters pistol

and I modify it and use it for target practice.

I put in a case of ammo...

 

[Austin8]

and I modify it and use it for target practice.

I put in a case of ammo...

oh my, Cutey's gone Rouge!

i put in sarah palins book

 

[pathology_liz]

oh my, Cutey's gone Rouge!

i put in sarah palins book

and I end up wearing sexy spectacles, Rouge Red lippy, and twinset of Pearls.

I put in a sense of humour and perspective.

 

[Handley_Page]

and I end up wearing sexy spectacles, Rouge Red lippy, and twinset of Pearls.

I put in a sense of humour and perspective.

which are rejected by the great mass of the people.

I put in an elected Tyrant.

 

[pathology_liz]

which are rejected by the great mass of the people.

I put in an elected Tyrant.

and you end up with Havelock Vetinari: the current Patrician.

I put in Alzheimers

 

[Handley_Page]

and you end up with Havelock Vetinari: the current Patrician.

I put in Alzheimers

it sells quite well at the Guild school

I put in a retro-virus

 

[pathology_liz]

it sells quite well at the Guild school

I put in a retro-virus

but the kids now love all things retro so there is none left.

I put in Alzheimer's.

 

[Handley_Page]

but the kids now love all things retro so there is none left.

I put in Alzheimer's.

if I could remember what it was, I'd put it in.


I put in a case of good Scotch

 

[pathology_liz]

if I could remember what it was, I'd put it in.


I put in a case of good Scotch

You receive a ferry ride to Mull.

I put in a Quarterdeck, the smartest of dress uniforms, and a twelve gun salute.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You receive a ferry ride to Mull.

I put in a Quarterdeck, the smartest of dress uniforms, and a twelve gun salute.

and the APA diagnoses you as not playing with a Full Deck.

I put in the 1812 Overture...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I glide across the floor as graceful as a swan.

I put in a Nutcracker... (which gives me a story idea!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I glide across the floor as graceful as a swan.

I put in a Nutcracker... (which gives me a story idea!)

and you get a Prince in pain.

I put in a "funny" uncle named Drosselmeyer...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a Prince in pain.

I put in a "funny" uncle named Drosselmeyer...

and the toys he made for Aunt Doris were really special.


I put in a blank piece of oak

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the toys he made for Aunt Doris were really special.


I put in a blank piece of oak

and it gets carved into a casse-noisette.

I put in nine hazelnuts...

 

[Austin8]

and it gets carved into a casse-noisette.

I put in nine hazelnuts...

not quite what I had in mind,but I suppose it will have to do.

I put in a warm welcome to the Royal newly engaged.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

not quite what I had in mind,but I suppose it will have to do.

I put in a warm welcome to the Royal newly engaged.

and we all get to go to quite the engagement party.

I put in plans for a wedding night charivari...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we all get to go to quite the engagement party.

I put in plans for a wedding night charivari...

and, I accept the sapphire as only a princess knows how to do.

I put in a long train.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I accept the sapphire as only a princess knows how to do.

I put in a long train.

and there's a murder on the Orient Express.

I put in a bit of the old Honi soit qui mal y pense...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and there's a murder on the Orient Express.

I put in a bit of the old Honi soit qui mal y pense...

and, I get a quick lesson in french.

I put in a sheepish ewe.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get a quick lesson in french.

I put in a sheepish ewe.

and the VM guffaws, "You? Sheepish? Hah!"

I put in a three-pack of fourex...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the VM guffaws, "You? Sheepish? Hah!"

I put in a three-pack of fourex...

and, I never inhaled and I never had sexual relations with him.

I put in my favorite bill.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I never inhaled and I never had sexual relations with him.

I put in my favourite bill.

and it gets marked "Paid in full".


I put in a Zimbabwean Dollar.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it gets marked "Paid in full".


I put in a Zimbabwean Dollar.

and, I can buy some penny candy, now.

I put in some change.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can buy some penny candy, now.

I put in some change.

and it's for the better.

I put in a C-note...