Obama spent $200 million a day fingerfucking a British politician at an Applebee's..

[islandman]

..in Alaska.


Welcome to Thread Amalgamation Day.

 

[zipman]

For fuck's sake, people complain about republicans, not the hottest asians!

 

[islandman]

Veterans Celebrate Sarah Palin's Fingerfucking of Busybody's Ladyfriend.



...clearly I'm stuck on 'fingerfucking'.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Veterans Celebrate Sarah Palin's Fingerfucking of Busybody's Ladyfriend.



...clearly I'm stuck on 'fingerfucking'.

Once you start a fingerfucking trend, it's always nice to keep a hand in.

 

[islandman]

Once you start a fingerfucking trend, it's always nice to keep a hand in.

Would that not be 'handfucking' in that case?



Sarah Palin Helps Small-Breasted Women in Nicaragua Make Sex Tape With Glenn Beck.

 

[islandman]

And finally,

Glenn Beck arrested for jacking on Sarah Palin's Feet.

 

[LadyAria]

*FYP*

And finally,

Glenn "Satan" Beck arrested for jacking on Sarah Palin's Feet.

 

[islandman]

*FYP*

That's not in the spirit of the Day.

 

[Luk]

Would that not be 'handfucking' in that case?



Sarah Palin Helps Small-Breasted Women in Nicaragua Make Sex Tape With Glenn Beck.

What about handfucking now?

 

[islandman]

What about handfucking now?

I call bullshit. No way that hand's brown enough to be mine.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I call bullshit. No way that hand's brown enough to be mine.

It will be after he moves it up an inch.

 

[islandman]

It will be after he moves it up an inch.

I chortled.

 

[cookiejar]

Obama spent $200 million a day fingerfucking a British politician at an Applebee's "while watching Glenn Beck sex tapes."

 

[where]

..in Alaska.


Welcome to Thread Amalgamation Day.

I'm really disappointed this is a spoof. I was hoping for pics.

 

[mark197205]

I'm really disappointed this is a spoof. I was hoping for pics.

Pervert.

 

[butters]

"Obama, Destroyer of the World, Christians actually worship the sun" - script for transformers 3 is being written by Two Chinese teenagers