Pussy Ick: The "I've tried it but I do not enjoy cunnilingus" club

[Homosexual]

So, I'm gay and have recognized my homosexuality for some time now but I have had a few experiences with women. When I was younger I tried desperately to be straight and I had girl friends but never liked licking vaginas.
So Im curious to hear from similar minded guys as well as perhaps some straight guys who do not enjoy it either. Ladies? Have you tried it and dont enjoy it?
...and ladies, look, pussy is an attractive thing to many, I'm sure.
I'm just looking to chat it up with us odd few, for whom, it is not.

 

[sasaou]

How can you express your personal taste of pussy as "icky" if you've never tried it?

 

[Homosexual]

but that's just it, I have tried it and I dont like it. No big deal, just rarely talked about

 

[Homosexual]

How can you express your personal taste of pussy as "icky" if you've never tried it?

but that's just it, I have tried it and I dont like it. No big deal, just rarely talked about

 

[sasaou]

but that's just it, I have tried it and I dont like it. No big deal, just rarely talked about

Oh I misread your post. But seriously, calling it icky? We're not in grade four anymore.

 

[sasaou]

Also upon further thought, why start a thread about the dislike of pussy? If you're gay, no one expects you to like it. Starting a thread about how disgusting you think it is, really is a bit hateful.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're gay. You don't like women's genitals. This does not hurt my feelings, or bother me in any way.

My lesbian friends get nauseous at the thought of sucking dick. All the more for you, right?

I remember a Sex In The City episode where Samantha's gay best friend and his husband decided they should make love with a woman just once.

Samantha stepped out in a coral satin slip and the two men handed her to the bed... She lay back... They each, one on each side, began giving her little kisses down her neck, and then her breasts and then her belly...

And I was watching this and thinking "This is not going to go well."

Sure enough, they got to her crotch (Clothed in coral satin, mind you) and balked. couldn't lay little kisses there. So they didn't have sex with a women.

Kind of irritated me that the writers used that excuse.

 

[Homosexual]

Also upon further thought, why start a thread about the dislike of pussy? If you're gay, no one expects you to like it. Starting a thread about how disgusting you think it is, really is a bit hateful.

boy, now you're making me feel bad. I just wanted to chat it up with others who have similar feelings. I understand that it comes across kind of hateful. But it would be like someone who didnt enjoy sports and wanted to share it with others.

 

[Homosexual]

You're gay. You don't like women's genitals. This does not hurt my feelings, or bother me in any way.

My lesbian friends get nauseous at the thought of sucking dick. All the more for you, right?

I remember a Sex In The City episode where Samantha's gay best friend and his husband decided they should make love with a woman just once.

Samantha stepped out in a coral satin slip and the two men handed her to the bed... She lay back... They each, one on each side, began giving her little kisses down her neck, and then her breasts and then her belly...

And I was watching this and thinking "This is not going to go well."

Sure enough, they got to her crotch (Clothed in coral satin, mind you) and balked. couldn't lay little kisses there. So they didn't have sex with a women.

Kind of irritated me that the writers used that excuse.

Hmm, so I guess you are saying that you are irratated at my reasoning too. But you are right, it's like a lesbian feeling ill from the very thought of cock

 

[sasaou]

boy, now you're making me feel bad. I just wanted to chat it up with others who have similar feelings. I understand that it comes across kind of hateful. But it would be like someone who didnt enjoy sports and wanted to share it with others.

I'm only pointing out that what you said came across as really unnecessarily hateful. Only doubled by the point that you felt the need to defend it in your first post. I'm not trying to make you feel bad about your genital preferences, as you should not, but when you go out on a limb saying you hate the obvious, it makes you seem like a cold and bitter misogynist. Either that, or you could be projecting that you want to like pussy, even though you don't, thus villainizing your homosexuality as a "Christian taboo".

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hmm, so I guess you are saying that you are irratated at my reasoning too. But you are right, it's like a lesbian feeling ill from the very thought of cock

No big surprise, right? If she liked cock, she'd be bisexual.

(I cannot BELIEVE you got that handle, BTW! tens of thousands of users here and no one thought of it before you did? That's amazing!)

Also right now, you're a Homosexual virgin....

 

[blade_rocknut]

I, too was amazed he got that username!
I'm neither knocking or defending the thread , but I suspect the use of "icky" is apt to rub a few wrong....I personally could lick it for hours; but I'm not in the focus group, I s'pose.....

 

[Homosexual]

I'm only pointing out that what you said came across as really unnecessarily hateful. Only doubled by the point that you felt the need to defend it in your first post. I'm not trying to make you feel bad about your genital preferences, as you should not, but when you go out on a limb saying you hate the obvious, it makes you seem like a cold and bitter misogynist. Either that, or you could be projecting that you want to like pussy, even though you don't, thus villainizing your homosexuality as a "Christian taboo".

maybe, but it's not hate and despite my weird mind, misognist is a bit strong. I just wanted to talk to other gays about it. I'll try not to offend again

 

[Homosexual]

I too have been amazed that this name is available at other sites I have joined. It's like it's been waiting for me.

 

[sasaou]

maybe, but it's not hate and despite my weird mind, misognist is a bit strong. I just wanted to talk to other gays about it. I'll try not to offend again

Hey no worries, remember you have free speech and all here. It's a 2 way street is all.

 

[Homosexual]

No big surprise, right? If she liked cock, she'd be bisexual.

(I cannot BELIEVE you got that handle, BTW! tens of thousands of users here and no one thought of it before you did? That's amazing!)

Also right now, you're a Homosexual virgin....

well, a virgin here anyway

 

[Homosexual]

Hey no worries, remember you have free speech and all here. It's a 2 way street is all.

I agree

 

[plaza_plaz]

I love it, can't get enough of it. So different to sucking cock and I like doing both.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hahahahahahha! Dude, I don't blame you - it's much better if you step away from the pussy and leave it for us professionals to deal with!

I've always found it interesting that dykes will use strap-ons and dildos galore, but can't stand the idea of a meat dick. I know for me it isn't so much the dick that bugs me or men in general - it's when you put the two of them together that I freak. It's when a man tries to get sexual/romantic. Now THAT'S "icky" (MOST especially when I make it clear I'm a lesbian and the get even MORE interested).

As for the misogyny (intended or not): Yeah, you prolly were. I know I can be unintentionally misandric at times. For me, and a lot of women like me, that comes from traumatic experiences.

(you've also gotta realize dude that some of the most misogynistic asshats in the world are gay men and a lot of people in this forum react to that. Not only do a lot of them REALLY dislike and disrespect women, but they don't have the internal "if I say this, I'll never get laid again" filters.)

 

[hotrodtom]

So, I'm gay and have recognized my homosexuality for some time now but I have had a few experiences with women. When I was younger I tried desperately to be straight and I had girl friends but never liked licking vaginas.
So Im curious to hear from similar minded guys as well as perhaps some straight guys who do not enjoy it either. Ladies? Have you tried it and dont enjoy it?
Finally, this is not at all about hating women: I love em! Rather this is just an expression of personal taste about how icky pussy can be.

Okay, let's get technical here. You don't like cunnilingus. Why? And do you enjoy intercourse with a vagina? "I love 'em!" You are certainly aware, no matter how much or little experience you've had with the 'gentler sex' that some women, my wife included, are not exactly daisy-fresh 'down there.' I love to perform cunnilingus (eat 'em out) and have been told that I am good at it, by women who should know (and a few spouses who watched). But my wife's aroma, caused by yeast infections or general lack of hygiene, is a turn-off for me. Also involved here is a strait-laced victorian upbringing that convinced her (and many women like her) that oral sex is 'dirty.' If you enjoy penis-vagina intercourse, despite your user name, I suspect that these two factors might be part of your problem.

 

[mrnasty]

Pussy has, and will continue, to save the world.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hahahahahahha! Dude, I don't blame you - it's much better if you step away from the pussy and leave it for us professionals to deal with!

I've always found it interesting that dykes will use strap-ons and dildos galore, but can't stand the idea of a meat dick. I know for me it isn't so much the dick that bugs me or men in general - it's when you put the two of them together that I freak. It's when a man tries to get sexual/romantic. Now THAT'S "icky" (MOST especially when I make it clear I'm a lesbian and the get even MORE interested).

As for the misogyny (intended or not): Yeah, you prolly were. I know I can be unintentionally misandric at times. For me, and a lot of women like me, that comes from traumatic experiences.

(you've also gotta realize dude that some of the most misogynistic asshats in the world are gay men and a lot of people in this forum react to that. Not only do a lot of them REALLY dislike and disrespect women, but they don't have the internal "if I say this, I'll never get laid again" filters.)

Love you, Amy

 

[Homosexual]

I'm putting this out there again as I'm still looking to chat thoughtfully on the subject. Do you think like me?

 

[PhilGarlic]

grad four

Oh I misread your post. But seriously, calling it icky? We're not in grade four anymore.

We are men, not sure we ever move on from grade four.

For the record I love to go down on the wife, I love being able to make her squeal and grind when I lick her, to bring her to orgasm, feeling her clench her thighs on me, bucking up trying to force more tongue into her, nibbling her clit, teasing her lips, yeah good stuff.....

 

[Chrissi]

Some funny stuff in here.

Maybe not your target audience, but I have tried...once....and well it wasn't for me. It certainly wasn't "icky," but I have known I was gay since I first knew what gay was. I was never really interested in girls, or got those feelings. Although I did with other boys.

I would actually describe my one and only time with a woman as pleasant. But it sure was a little stressful too.

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