Three Dates

Not having sex before marriage, is similar, though much worse then buying a new car without taking it for a test drive. It may look pretty and seem like a good fit, but until you slide inside, you really don't know what you are getting into.
 
Not having sex before marriage, is similar, though much worse then buying a new car without taking it for a test drive. It may look pretty and seem like a good fit, but until you slide inside, you really don't know what you are getting into.

Interesting, I've heard this comparison before and it seems to objectify the man or woman about which one is speaking.
 
Just remember that burning sensation a few days following intimate contact with the one you thought was your one and only is not the dopamine being excreted from your system...
 
Just remember that burning sensation a few days following intimate contact with the one you thought was your one and only is not the dopamine being excreted from your system...

I will never have to worry about 'that burning sensation.' I know what you are thinking: 'Never say never.' Guess what...I'm saying never. :)
 
I married a woman after fucking her the first night we met. I divorced her not because she was a slut, but because she was a fucking cunt.
 
The no sex till we're married was cute when I was 20.

If I had to remarry at this age, though the 3rd date might not have us in bed, we sure as hell would be heading in that direction. Finding compatibility between the sheets is too damned important to leave to chance on a wedding night.
 
The no sex till we're married was cute when I was 20.

If I had to remarry at this age, though the 3rd date might not have us in bed, we sure as hell would be heading in that direction. Finding compatibility between the sheets is too damned important to leave to chance on a wedding night.

I don't know that I would make it to three if I saw Riles on the other side of the table.

Just sayin'.
 
There are people on here that will call you an idiot for what you believe but what do they know? Everyone is different.

Exactly. Everyone is different My values - i.e., remaining a virgin until I am married - are my values because they work...for me I understand they don't fit everyone and I am perfectly fine with that.
 
The no sex till we're married was cute when I was 20.

I don't know how to say this, or rather, write this without sounding sarcastic, although I am sure that is how a lot of people on this board will want to interpret it: What do you mean when you say waiting for marriage to have sex is 'cute'?
 
Exactly. Everyone is different My values - i.e., remaining a virgin until I am married - are my values because they work...for me I understand they don't fit everyone and I am perfectly fine with that.

That's the best part. You don't judge anyone else for what they do. Why should they judge you?
 
They call him an idiot for thinking anyone believes any of his shit.

And what would you say if I said I was twenty-seven years old and not only am I still a virgin, but I have yet to have an alcoholic drink, smoke, or do any illegal substances?
 
And what would you say if I said I was twenty-seven years old and not only am I still a virgin, but I have yet to have an alcoholic drink, smoke, or do any illegal substances?

I would say you should get out of the house more often. Also, you're full of shit.
 
And what would you say if I said I was twenty-seven years old and not only am I still a virgin, but I have yet to have an alcoholic drink, smoke, or do any illegal substances?
Most likely that you're a liar.

That would be my guess, anyway.

Your excuse would probably be brain damage from some other cause?
 
That's the best part. You don't judge anyone else for what they do. Why should they judge you?

I actually have friends (now married - not that it matters) who conceived a child out of wedlock. When they told me she said, "Yeah, the good news is we're getting married, the bad news is I'm pregnant."

I said, "No, no, no, no. The good news is you're getting married...the great news is you're pregnant.
 
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I don't know that I would make it to three if I saw Riles on the other side of the table.

Just sayin'.
...and then there are those dates that you KNOW aren't leading to any exchange or rings, but have the potential to burn up those sheet. Those ones should be filed under "lived a full life and loved every minute"
 
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