Three Dates

Thank you, Toshiskitten. It is difficult to teach when the student does not wish to learn.
What exactly are you trying to teach me? That you have less than no sense in your head, or that you think I should understand your diluted fantasy.
 
There's also people who are grown adults who like having sex that choose to have sex with other like-minded people because...they're grown adults who like having sex and they want to have sex with each other because they're attracted to each other, on one or many levels, without all the quantification crap.

Yeah, that's fine but it wasn't what I was talking about. I'm talking about people who seek out and brag about sexual conquests as if it's the only thing that matters. Those people who think it's an insult to say someone hasn't had as much sex as they have. That sort. Children.
I don't give a flying rat fuck about people who have sex because it's fun. That's why everyone does it.
 
And the last half page of posts save mine, have been post wanking. Quit that guys, it makes you look desperate.
 
Is this another joke or are you being serious? Like I said before hard to tell.

I put some truth in every lie
To tickle itchin' ears
You know, I'm drawing people just like flies
'Cause they like what they hear
 
I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

Your first mistake was watching anything on television.

I won't even spank on the third date.
 
Yeah, that's fine but it wasn't what I was talking about. I'm talking about people who seek out and brag about sexual conquests as if it's the only thing that matters. Those people who think it's an insult to say someone hasn't had as much sex as they have. That sort. Children.
I don't give a flying rat fuck about people who have sex because it's fun. That's why everyone does it.

Yah, no foul with what you said. I just wanted to make it clear there's a place in the world for the freaks as well as the chastity belt wearers.

I just can't stand these sanctimonious nouveau hipster-abstainers who think they're on a higher level for saving their cherry for their holy weddin' day. There's nothing wrong with choosing to abstain from sex until marriage, but don't come on an adult website dedicated to sex, erotica, porn and everything lusty under the sun's big broad umbrella and try to fake your funk like you're surprised, astonished and aghast that people get freak on with each other before tying the knot or in whatever lifestyle road they choose to go down for themselves.

The flabbergasted virgin in the center of libertines schtick is so tired. The Disney Network with the Promise Keepers Forum is over thataway.
 
Yah, no foul with what you said. I just wanted to make it clear there's a place in the world for the freaks as well as the chastity belt wearers.

I just can't stand these sanctimonious nouveau hipster-abstainers who think they're on a higher level for saving their cherry for their holy weddin' day. There's nothing wrong with choosing to abstain from sex until marriage, but don't come on an adult website dedicated to sex, erotica, porn and everything lusty under the sun's big broad umbrella and try to fake your funk like you're surprised, astonished and aghast that people get freak on with each other before tying the knot or in whatever lifestyle road they choose to go down for themselves.

The flabbergasted virgin in the center of libertines schtick is so tired. The Disney Network with the Promise Keepers Forum is over thataway.

My husband is a member of Promise Keepers. He even has one of those I heart my wife bumper stickers but he didn't put it on his car.
He has a tough time with promise #3. He's about as sexually and ethically pure as I am, which is to say not very much. The guy ran hotels for 20 years, he doesn't have an ethically pure bone in his body. The lack of sexual purity is our own business though. I won't get into that. Suffice to say we've been married a long time.
 
Why? Didn't two (or more) people spend quality time together, getting to know one another? That sounds like a date to me.

I guess it would count if they were licking each other's ears over the toilet bowl....you know, being a romantic setting and all.
 
I guess it would count if they were licking each other's ears over the toilet bowl....you know, being a romantic setting and all.
Not all dates are romantic. Especially if you're just getting to know the person.
 
richard_daily said:
I have had first dates where my cock was in their mouth 10 minutes into it.


If my she is doing oral 10 minutes into the date, she is not the marrying type for me.

EDIT: changed quote
 
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