Three Dates

[ace_high]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

 

[toshiskitten]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

I think most of the people on this site would not find that strange at all.

 

[richard_daily]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

I have had first dates where my cock was in their mouth 10 minutes into it.

So yes, it does sound strange.

 

[ace_high]

I have had first dates where my cock was in their mouth 10 minutes into it.

So yes, it does sound strange.

Ok, I need a shovel. It's getting deep.

 

[richard_daily]

Ok, I need a shovel. It's getting deep.

Would you like to see video evidence? Because I have lots of it...

trust me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Would you like to see video evidence? Because I have lots of it...

trust me.

Well, that's certainly not creepy at all.

 

[kotori]

What? You've never met someone in a bar, started chatting, started dancing, gone outside and made out, taken them home (or been taken home), did some more dancing (horizontal), woke up with a smile and kiss, had coffee and shared phone numbers both knowing you'd never call or be called?

 

[ace_high]

Would you like to see video evidence? Because I have lots of it...

trust me.

My palate is a bit, well actually, a lot more sophisticated than that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

What? You've never met someone in a bar, started chatting, started dancing, gone outside and made out, taken them home (or been taken home), did some more dancing (horizontal), woke up with a smile and kiss, had coffee and shared phone numbers both knowing you'd never call or be called?

I've never done that.

And, honestly, I'd probably feel like a total shitheel if I ever did.

 

[ace_high]

What? You've never met someone in a bar, started chatting, started dancing, gone outside and made out, taken them home (or been taken home), did some more dancing (horizontal), woke up with a smile and kiss, had coffee and shared phone numbers both knowing you'd never call or be called?

No I have not, nor do I plan to do so.

 

[ace_high]

I've never done that.

And, honestly, I'd probably feel like a total shitheel if I ever did.

Amen!

 

[richard_daily]

Well, that's certainly not creepy at all.

Dude, I'm not Little Richard or something... all consensual.

sheesh.

 

[richard_daily]

My palate is a bit, well actually, a lot more sophisticated than that.

Unlikely... You're probably wearing pleated corduroys.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dude, I'm not Little Richard or something... all consensual.

sheesh.

Alrighty, then... carry on.

 

[ace_high]

Unlikely... You're probably wearing pleated corduroys

*ouch!* Damn, that's cold!

 

[KRCummings]

There are people who can't wait to have sex because they think it's the most important thing in the world and they must have as many conquests as possible as quickly as possible and then there are those who have grown up.

 

[ace_high]

There are people who can't wait to have sex because they think it's the most important thing in the world and they must have as many conquests as possible as quickly as possible and then there are those who have grown up.

Well said. Well said.

 

[richard_daily]

GET OFF MY LAWN!

You're old.

 

[KRCummings]

Well said. Well said.

What are you, Jimmy Two-times?

 

[firespin]

Well said. Well said.

Somebody is agreeing with KRC?

My computer must need an alignment or something.

 

[KRCummings]

You're old.

Yes, children typically think anyone over 40 is old.

 

[KRCummings]

Somebody is agreeing with KRC?

My computer must need an alignment or something.

Pornstarwannabe and I agreed on something the other day.
He had a semi-lucid moment that passed quickly enough but still, we agreed.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Pornstarwannabe and I agreed on something the other day.
He had a semi-lucid moment that passed quickly enough but still, we agreed.

Anyone who cares with whom such a total idiot as yourself agrees is probably also an idiot.

 

[KRCummings]

And since this thread got a little childish for no reason I'd like to hijack it by mentioning that Bama lost today so come the new polls guess who's gonna be numero uno?
I went to the game today and the campus has that same atmosphere they did a couple years ago when they couldn't lose until the title game. I'm hoping this year might end a little differently. I even had a beer. Livin' it up!

 

[bronzeage]

I was watching a television show recently wherein one of the characters was going out on her third date with a man she had been seeing. A comment was made that was on the third date most people consumated their relationship. My mouth hit the floor. You figure at most, the average date might last three hours, so that's a total of about nine hours you've spent with a person...Good lord, I wouldn't loan my car to someone I'd only spent nine hours with, let alone share the most intimate experience imaginable. Does this sound strange to anyone else?

Why would it take 9 hours?

Sex is hardly the most intimate experience imaginable, unless one has a very limited imagination.