Give me some ideas

[senualbifemale]

Hey peeps! TGIF is all I can say!

Looking for some ideas for a naught sexy weekend with hubby! Give me some nasty ideas for him. This is a weekend w/o kids!!!! And I have been putting him off of sex all week so I can be down right dirty/naughty to him! So shoot me some ideas please!

LADIES - TELL ME SOME THINGS THAT WOULD JUST DRIVE HIM CRAZY!

GUYS - please give me some ideas as to what you would like done to you

I WANNA TO TOTALLY BLOW HIS MIND - AND OF COURSE OTHERS THINGS TOO!

 

[Stella_Omega]

This made me laugh!

On the page right under this post we have threads that talk about: sitting on his face, playing with his nipples, deep throating him, being his pain slut, sliding sticks down his peehole, using him as a toilet, shoving chain up your patootie, putting him in high heels, milking his prostate, and the ever-popular pegging him with your ten-inch silicone dick.

And you're begging for ideas...

 

[VelvetSin]

LADIES - TELL ME SOME THINGS THAT WOULD JUST DRIVE HIM CRAZY!

1. Dress with pure sex in mind and spend a fun night out where you flirt nonstop.
2. On the drive home, make a comment that you think you might be coming down with a headache.
3. Once you get home, take a shower, dress in ankle-length flannel, and growl if he touches you.
4. Go to sleep.

It'll drive him crazy.

(I take no responsibility for any revenge wakeups or the depth of welts and bruising that may result from this advice.)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Geeze, VS, you are so mean!

Knew there was something I liked about you.

 

[VelvetSin]

Geeze, VS, you are so mean!

Knew there was something I liked about you.

Oh no, it was meant as a little silly, not mean! (Well if it were followed it would be mean, but do they even sell that much flannel any more? ) After posting, I realized it was how a married friend of mine described how most of her and her husband's date nights end up though.

For the OP though, maybe it'd be easier if the dynamic were given? I sort of assumed you are the PYL and husband is the pyl, but assumptions being what they are, clarification might help?

 

[Etoile]

Oh dear.

 

[YANKEE DAN]

LOL at the above responses but for a simple suggestion:

1) Aggressively push him into a chair or just pull his pants down all the way and kneel and give him head to completion with a lot of enthusiasm. Guys love to women to initiate this kind of activity that's purely for their pleasure.

The upside to you on this is that if he is like most guys he takes longer to cum his 2nd time, hence you blow him early in the day, say noon, then you start up a more relaxed encounter at night he won't pop too soon.

2) Do the opposite of what Velvet said, act like your not interested, like your PMSing or something, all day, then go in the bedroom and get on the bed in a manner which will say to him as soon as he walks in, 'We are making lvoe NOW'

This could be just laying on the top of the sheets in the nude, in some sexy panties, or even with some Cool Whip covering some strategic places on you body. (put a big towel under yourself if your worried about the sheets)


DON'T put anything in his peehole unless you've had a long conversation about it lol.