Pet Peeves..we all have them so come share.

[FungiUg]

I'm going to try and be on topic here (shock horror!)

One pet peeve, BDSM style, would be this:

Bottom to top: "please do whatever you like to me."
Top does whatever he likes to bottom.
Bottom to top: "... but not that!"

I can deal with up-front limits. I can deal with someone safewording. What I can't deal with is pouty "you should have just magically known that I didn't want that". Sheesh.

Another pet peeve would be people who assume that everyone into BDSM does it as a "lifestyle". Personally I think there's more to a lifestyle than just BDSM. If others want to identify with it as their lifestyle, more power to 'em. But we don't all think that way.

 

[shewolf3003]

My pet peeve

Men who constantly say they can't find a "real" woman, then chase every plastic Barbie in sight to no avail, while many "real" women (myself included) are alone.

 

[scraggles]

THIS.

-is not looking forward to sharing one bathroom with 4 guys come the fall semester-

Also, in defense of hairless bodies... I do it cause I hate the feeling. Could care less about how hairy other people are. Actually, that's a lie. I get pouty when S has to shave his stubbly whiskers.

@scraggles: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=721096 :B

Thanks for the link Ko pilot..how you know I might identify with the content.~winks~

 

[satindesire]

Pet Peeves:

Men that complain that good-looking guys that eat right and work out are getting all the chicks, but won't do anything to improve their own appearance because that would actually take effort.

Griping about not getting ever going to parties or having friends over when that person refuses to plan for such events.

Overweight women who say skinny women aren't "REAL" women. Or that a skinny woman looks "anorexic" just because she's skinny.

Skinny women who know they're skinny but complain about being fat to fish for compliments.

Women who want to grow their hair out long but refuse to care for it properly, so it looks like crap. Then they wonder why their hair stylists beg them to cut it off.

People that smell bad. Seriously, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER if you're going to go out in public! Throw some deodorant on, floss, and brush your damn teeth! It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to be clean and groomed.

People that constantly bitch about the bad things that happen to them when they get intoxicated but still continue to drink too much.

 

[NomadLady]

Pet Peeves:

Men that complain that good-looking guys that eat right and work out are getting all the chicks, but won't do anything to improve their own appearance because that would actually take effort.

Griping about not getting ever going to parties or having friends over when that person refuses to plan for such events.

Overweight women who say skinny women aren't "REAL" women. Or that a skinny woman looks "anorexic" just because she's skinny.

Skinny women who know they're skinny but complain about being fat to fish for compliments.

Women who want to grow their hair out long but refuse to care for it properly, so it looks like crap. Then they wonder why their hair stylists beg them to cut it off.

People that smell bad. Seriously, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER if you're going to go out in public! Throw some deodorant on, floss, and brush your damn teeth! It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to be clean and groomed.

People that constantly bitch about the bad things that happen to them when they get intoxicated but still continue to drink too much.

I agree 100% with ALL of these and let me add....

I have two male FWB's that whine about not getting laid....well guess what, stop being such a damn workaholic then you will have a personal/sex life!!!!!

 

[BiBunny]

People who bring up the "abuse they suffered" in Every. Damn. Conversation.

Ok. We get it already. STFU.

 

[scraggles]

Pet Peeves:

Men that complain that good-looking guys that eat right and work out are getting all the chicks, but won't do anything to improve their own appearance because that would actually take effort.

Griping about not getting ever going to parties or having friends over when that person refuses to plan for such events.

Overweight women who say skinny women aren't "REAL" women. Or that a skinny woman looks "anorexic" just because she's skinny.

Skinny women who know they're skinny but complain about being fat to fish for compliments.

Women who want to grow their hair out long but refuse to care for it properly, so it looks like crap. Then they wonder why their hair stylists beg them to cut it off.

People that smell bad. Seriously, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER if you're going to go out in public! Throw some deodorant on, floss, and brush your damn teeth! It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to be clean and groomed.

People that constantly bitch about the bad things that happen to them when they get intoxicated but still continue to drink too much.

Wow yeah all great ones.
one of my Big one are the people that are always. ALWAYS.. LATE ..and come up with lame excuses. that take 5 minutes of the conversation when they finally show up....Just stop lying and understand its not ALL about you..

 

[graceanne]

Skinny women who know they're skinny but complain about being fat to fish for compliments.

People that constantly bitch about the bad things that happen to them when they get intoxicated but still continue to drink too much.

Both good ones. My sisters, nieces, etc know not to complain about their weight, cause I'll smack them. My sisters are getting pretty good at dodging me when they make comments about their 'fat asses' or whatever.

I want to add to the bottom one 'or constantly moan 'why is God letting this happen to me?' Ummm, God didn't force you to spend your rent/gas/electricity/grocery money on booze, so why are you blaming it on Him?

 

[ImOnIt]

Both good ones. My sisters, nieces, etc know not to complain about their weight, cause I'll smack them. My sisters are getting pretty good at dodging me when they make comments about their 'fat asses' or whatever.

I want to add to the bottom one 'or constantly moan 'why is God letting this happen to me?' Ummm, God didn't force you to spend your rent/gas/electricity/grocery money on booze, so why are you blaming it on Him?

Just strollin past and pointing out an apparent inconsistancy.

But what is grace without beauty? "Me!"

The things that make us most angry can be negative traits we express ourselves. Fuck, and I know its true, too.

 

[graceanne]

Just strollin past and pointing out an apparent inconsistancy.



The things that make us most angry can be negative traits we express ourselves. Fuck, and I know its true, too.

I don't consider it to be a negative thing, just honest. I don't choose to lie to myself. I am not butt ugly, but I'm not beautiful. When I was slimmer I was sexy, but even then I wasn't beautiful.

Quite honestly, the only people in my life who have ever thought of me as beautiful are my mom, my children, and my husband.

 

[Keroin]

Well, christ, woman, who cares about my personal preference? I'm sure your husband thinks your cunt is just great.

Yes, that’s very funny.

You have me over a barrel here. I have two choices, either I drop the discussion here and it ends with you having a joke at my expense, or I explain myself further, in which case you will no doubt tell me to relax and to stop being defensive. Either way, you win and I lose, so I figure I have nothing to lose by choosing the latter.

First of all, your personal preferences regarding any aspect of female appearance do not concern me in the least. Everyone has preferences. I do. You like cunts with natural hair, hate bald cunts? Good for you, go to town.

What does bother me is your assertion that women who choose to have a bald cunt “reject the natural” and are “fake”. Especially combined with the double standard: Men who remove facial hair = acceptable, normal, but women who remove cunt hair = fake. Either hair removal is fake for both genders or acceptable for both genders (acceptable, whether you find it aesthetically pleasing or not.) You speak often about the need for gender equality, which I admire, so I’m not sure why you would pass such a gender-biased judgment. In any case, I find it insulting.

I’ve said what I had to say and my part in this discussion is over.

My apologies to the OP for hijacking a thread that was obviously meant to be lighthearted and fun.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Yes, that’s very funny.

You have me over a barrel here. I have two choices, either I drop the discussion here and it ends with you having a joke at my expense, or I explain myself further, in which case you will no doubt tell me to relax and to stop being defensive. Either way, you win and I lose, so I figure I have nothing to lose by choosing the latter.

First of all, your personal preferences regarding any aspect of female appearance do not concern me in the least. Everyone has preferences. I do. You like cunts with natural hair, hate bald cunts? Good for you, go to town.

What does bother me is your assertion that women who choose to have a bald cunt “reject the natural” and are “fake”. Especially combined with the double standard: Men who remove facial hair = acceptable, normal, but women who remove cunt hair = fake. Either hair removal is fake for both genders or acceptable for both genders (acceptable, whether you find it aesthetically pleasing or not.) You speak often about the need for gender equality, which I admire, so I’m not sure why you would pass such a gender-biased judgment. In any case, I find it insulting.

I’ve said what I had to say and my part in this discussion is over.

My apologies to the OP for hijacking a thread that was obviously meant to be lighthearted and fun.

Why don't we go all out then, and ask what about the women who deal with facial hair? And the men who do hair removal on their bits? Acceptable also?

 

[teknight]

My pet peeve?
-poor punctuation and grammar....Yes, yes, make jokes about goose-stepping if you must...

 

[ImOnIt]

My pet peeve?
-poor punctuation and grammar....Yes, yes, make jokes about goose-stepping if you must...

I point my pointer at this sentence. Tell us about your intentional ironic mistakes.

 

[Adakgirl]

Him asking me to tell him what it is that he's put up me...and I can't see it but I feel it loud and clear. My mind runs through it's factual physical memory but no matter what..though I try as hard as I might...I can never seem to name it right? The more guesses that I give, the more pleasure he takes in my mistakes.
"Guess again" he says..."Tell me exactly what I have up your cunt you filthy dirty bitch...or I'll change it and you will have to start all over again. Put a label on you feel inside, or you are gonna be in for it tonight! Keep those palms flat against that window and don't you dare take that forehead of yours off the glass... understood?"
he growls as he kicks my platform high heels farther..apart

After awhile I come to know, it dawns on me...that I named it correctly a long time ago...but he is the one who makes the reality here and there's nothing I can say that will get him to admit that I already guessed it...and by then my cunt is pulsating... begging...questing, for him to take that one out and put another in...to make me guess again. Could it be Animal? Vegetable? Insect? Man-made? Metamorphic or or or? or?

Wait...does this qualify as a pet peeve? If not please disregard this post. but omg but datsa wha tima talkin bout.

AND loosen up you folical fuddy duds...who really cares besides you...if he cares for bald pussies or not...do you really think that by publicly protesting the fact that he has mentioned not liking hairy cunts ,,,more than once... is gonna change the word view on female personal comfort and hygiene? I can't count how many times I have shaved it for one...let it grow out for another...only to keep it completely bare for another and grow it back out as long as it can possibly get to please yet another? Now it's tuff shit! Since I discovered that there is gray hair growing down there.. no one on earth has the power over me to make me grow THAT out and have to face the fact every day that my pussy is getting old... I'll shave untel they put me in my fucking grave! ffsakes!

 

[JMohegan]

Yes, that’s very funny.

You have me over a barrel here. I have two choices, either I drop the discussion here and it ends with you having a joke at my expense, or I explain myself further, in which case you will no doubt tell me to relax and to stop being defensive. Either way, you win and I lose, so I figure I have nothing to lose by choosing the latter.

First of all, your personal preferences regarding any aspect of female appearance do not concern me in the least. Everyone has preferences. I do. You like cunts with natural hair, hate bald cunts? Good for you, go to town.

What does bother me is your assertion that women who choose to have a bald cunt “reject the natural” and are “fake”. Especially combined with the double standard: Men who remove facial hair = acceptable, normal, but women who remove cunt hair = fake. Either hair removal is fake for both genders or acceptable for both genders (acceptable, whether you find it aesthetically pleasing or not.) You speak often about the need for gender equality, which I admire, so I’m not sure why you would pass such a gender-biased judgment. In any case, I find it insulting.

I’ve said what I had to say and my part in this discussion is over.

My apologies to the OP for hijacking a thread that was obviously meant to be lighthearted and fun.

Have you noticed that nobody's popped on to this thread having a hissy fit about Rosco's pet peeve regarding balding guys who shave their heads? Shouldn't you be lambasting him as part of your power to the hair removal people crusade?

Are you seriously trying to make a gender equity issue out of my personal sexual preference? You're hardly the first, though critics usually pick issues that aren't nearly so petty.

 

[JMohegan]

Why don't we go all out then, and ask what about the women who deal with facial hair? And the men who do hair removal on their bits? Acceptable also?

I really do find the Ken look hilarious.

Of course, bare legs and armpits on females look "natural" to me, because that's the way '70's porn was.

 

[NomadLady]

I really do find the Ken look hilarious.

Of course, bare legs and armpits on females look "natural" to me, because that's the way '70's porn was.

So you like the bouffant (sp) hair, fake eyelashes and eye liner that scares small kids too????
And as I recall lots of go-go boots in those porn years?

Oh please tell me that you to stop at shag carpet.....hehe

 

[intothewoods]

Have you noticed that nobody's popped on to this thread having a hissy fit about Rosco's pet peeve regarding balding guys who shave their heads? Shouldn't you be lambasting him as part of your power to the hair removal people crusade?

Are you seriously trying to make a gender equity issue out of my personal sexual preference? You're hardly the first, though critics usually pick issues that aren't nearly so petty.

What defines "fake"? I don't think this is a gender issue exactly. We're all fake to some degree unless you're living in the nude without any grooming. "Fake" sounds like a value judgment but in reality it's just that a bald nether region is not your preference.

 

[intothewoods]

I really do find the Ken look hilarious.

Of course, bare legs and armpits on females look "natural" to me, because that's the way '70's porn was.

Exactly.

 

[JMohegan]

So you like the bouffant (sp) hair, fake eyelashes and eye liner that scares small kids too????
And as I recall lots of go-go boots in those porn years?

No, that's 60's.

And no, I don't care for that look.

What defines "fake"? I don't think this is a gender issue exactly. We're all fake to some degree unless you're living in the nude without any grooming. "Fake" sounds like a value judgment but in reality it's just that a bald nether region is not your preference.

I mentioned fake tits, referencing the surgically enhanced.

Other than that, Keroin's the only person here using that term.

Exactly.

Thanks.

 

[intothewoods]

No, that's 60's.

And no, I don't care for that look.

I mentioned fake tits, referencing the surgically enhanced.

Other than that, Keroin's the only person here using that term.


Thanks.

Ok, fair enough.

 

[scraggles]

Yes, that’s very funny.

You have me over a barrel here. I have two choices, either I drop the discussion here and it ends with you having a joke at my expense, or I explain myself further, in which case you will no doubt tell me to relax and to stop being defensive. Either way, you win and I lose, so I figure I have nothing to lose by choosing the latter.

First of all, your personal preferences regarding any aspect of female appearance do not concern me in the least. Everyone has preferences. I do. You like cunts with natural hair, hate bald cunts? Good for you, go to town.

What does bother me is your assertion that women who choose to have a bald cunt “reject the natural” and are “fake”. Especially combined with the double standard: Men who remove facial hair = acceptable, normal, but women who remove cunt hair = fake. Either hair removal is fake for both genders or acceptable for both genders (acceptable, whether you find it aesthetically pleasing or not.) You speak often about the need for gender equality, which I admire, so I’m not sure why you would pass such a gender-biased judgment. In any case, I find it insulting.

I’ve said what I had to say and my part in this discussion is over.

My apologies to the OP for hijacking a thread that was obviously meant to be lighthearted and fun.

Hey.. all is well Keroin..Im just watching, and having fun no matter where the thread goes, Im pretty laid back, Like I said I have alot to learn..so this is part of the process. Thanks for making it interesting : )

 

[NomadLady]

Heavy makeup, fake tits, Botox, and bald cunts. People rejecting the natural in favor of plastic Barbie.

Oh, and people who talk about "the lifestyle," "true" anything, and "the gift of submission."

I did mean to agree with you on the fake tits part....I totally understand making up for what you didn't get naturally or evening out things when one is larger/smaller (my sister did that) but to go so far past the edge that EVERYONE knows those tits just don't match that body is ridiculous. Not to mention when women go that large and their breats don't even move is just crazy.

 

[graceanne]

I did mean to agree with you on the fake tits part....I totally understand making up for what you didn't get naturally or evening out things when one is larger/smaller (my sister did that) but to go so far past the edge that EVERYONE knows those tits just don't match that body is ridiculous. Not to mention when women go that large and their breats don't even move is just crazy.

K hates watching porn with me cause I have a fake not fake commentary going on and he's all HOW CAN YOU TELL? And I say 'anyone with that big of boobs would have a little more sag and a lot more bounce. No one with boobs that big can get away without wearing a bra, unless they're fake.'