My teeth are floating

[bambikiller]

Not a how to, but a why.

Anyone ever heard the term "my teeth are floating" used when someone needs to piss real badly.

Is this just a guy thing.
I don't think my dick is attached to the back off my teeth.
Does any one know why this feeling happens?

 

[TypicalDeviant]

My teeth or my eyes are floating is an expression used to indicate just how much urine is inside someone and, therefore, just how badly they need to void it.

 

[bronzeage]

Not a how to, but a why.

Anyone ever heard the term "my teeth are floating" used when someone needs to piss real badly.

Is this just a guy thing.
I don't think my dick is attached to the back off my teeth.
Does any one know why this feeling happens?

I have heard this expression used in conversation only twice. Both times, it was said by a woman.

 

[just for fun]

In my area the saying goes. "My back teeth are floating" and it is a guy thing

 

[subgirl2]

My friend uses this expression a lot and she is a woman. I have never heard it said by anyone else.

 

[fgarvb1]

It's raining like a cow ah pissing on a flat rock!

Hold off pissing for about four hours and it will make a lot more sense to you!

 

[revchev]

I heard it used many times. Not a penis thing, IMO, but the bladder being overfilled to the point where it feels like it will come out your ears if you don't relieve yourself.

That said, never heard a woman refer to it this way.

 

[Kojote]

I never ever heard something like this.
There isn't even a near equivalent in the german language.
We have a lot of funny ways to tell somebody that we need to pee. Things like: I've got to deposit a bar/rod of water into the corner' (hessian; literally translated).
But this one was totally new...

 

[Luna_Bella]

I heard it but in my neck of the wood people are using it tell they feel nauseous.(liquid coming back up their throat )

when we really have to pee we say our eyes are about to turn yellow.