AngelicAssassin
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Smart-alec Answers
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intothewoods
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Good floggers come from...
Happy floggers come from happy cows, and happy cows come from California.
Happy floggers come from happy cows, and happy cows come from California.
graceanne
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clock1
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No, I feel with my heart. *sobs*
So that is the problem. Men are too busy using their hearts to fall in love, while feeling with their fingers, and women are feeling with their hearts while trusting their fingers to fall in love.
midwestyankee
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How to kill to one's wife and not really murder her
Watch Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train. And watch out for the carousel.
Watch Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train. And watch out for the carousel.
AngelicAssassin
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AngelicAssassin
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How do women feel?
Fine enough to fuck.
What's the next question; how do they taste?
Fine enough to fuck.
What's the next question; how do they taste?
midwestyankee
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Newbie Looking for a Mater
Perhaps you'd enjoy my friend Alma.
Perhaps you'd enjoy my friend Alma.
AngelicAssassin
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The 'ethics' of casual 'bdsm'
i dub thee Heine Krammer and bestow upon thee thine own box of matches.
i dub thee Heine Krammer and bestow upon thee thine own box of matches.
satindesire
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recent Halo 3 conversations:
Troll: Hey tiny kitty, when you gonna suck my dick?!
Me: When you grow one.
Troll: I was gonna put a picture of my cock and balls up for my avatar, but I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Me: More likely they'd say "God, that's the ugliest vagina I've EVER seen!"
Troll: You need to get a life outside of Halo, bitch!
Me: Come talk to me when your balls drop, son.
Troll: Hey tiny kitty, when you gonna suck my dick?!
Me: When you grow one.
Troll: I was gonna put a picture of my cock and balls up for my avatar, but I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
Me: More likely they'd say "God, that's the ugliest vagina I've EVER seen!"
Troll: You need to get a life outside of Halo, bitch!
Me: Come talk to me when your balls drop, son.
midwestyankee
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Has pron become de facto sex education?Has pron become de facto sex education?
How the fuck should I know? I skipped class to get through the last 3 gigs of YouPorn on my buddy's thumb drive.
How the fuck should I know? I skipped class to get through the last 3 gigs of YouPorn on my buddy's thumb drive.
neci
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I have searched for this stupid thread so many times, and stupid lit never can find it.
hit subscribe right now.
no. don't think about it.
click it.
good girl.
now you will never lose it again.
hehehehe
i could really start to like this thread.
neci
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sex education is normally taught in high school. anyone with that much inside knowledge on the porn watching habits of kids, and the effects on their sex lives, needs to have their hard drive examined by ICAC.
graceanne
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*pbth*
Smart alec!
I already did. Right before I said how I couldn't find this thread, cause there are so many thread titles that make me feel smart-alecy and I need a thread to put them on.
AngelicAssassin
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I really dont think women are smart enough to be dominant.
Sure cupcake. That's why half of the females humiliated you in your own thread. The remainder were too busy laughing at you to respond. It's truly a pity Eb and SD don't come around much anymore. It would have been fun watching them eviscerate you in prose. Alas, too many asshats (some dimwitted as you) convinced them to find more intelligent conversation.
Sure cupcake. That's why half of the females humiliated you in your own thread. The remainder were too busy laughing at you to respond. It's truly a pity Eb and SD don't come around much anymore. It would have been fun watching them eviscerate you in prose. Alas, too many asshats (some dimwitted as you) convinced them to find more intelligent conversation.
AngelicAssassin
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What is it about casual 'bdsm' that glorifies immature behaviour?
Says the twit that took (down) his (drivel) marbles and went home after getting a little bad press. Grow the fuck up cupcake. Your tripe has grown monotonous and so has the stench. Cure the awful offal.
Says the twit that took (down) his (drivel) marbles and went home after getting a little bad press. Grow the fuck up cupcake. Your tripe has grown monotonous and so has the stench. Cure the awful offal.
FungiUg
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Of course, that assumes someone posts to the thread. Which, as we all know, never ever happens. Because none of us are smart alecs, are we?
graceanne
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No, but it really makes me want to bump a bunch of old threads.
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FungiUg
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I figure we should all pile in to that thread and bump it, to show that we're being good and not bumping old threads.
Puts on best "I believe you implicitly" face.
graceanne
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I figure we should all pile in to that thread and bump it, to show that we're being good and not bumping old threads.
But what's the fun in being good?
Puts on best "angelic" face.
