Kinkiest thing u have done?

taxi ride

had a woman stroke my cock in the back seat of a cab while hubby was in the front

had sex behind a curtain while a conference was on

when i was at school a mates mother sucked me when he went to the shops
 
Kinkiest thing...

I guess it all depends on your definition of kinky! Can we post a list or only one thing? ;) I'll start out small... sex on the hood of a car in a semi-open area. WoWeE was that hot. I still think about it and that was years ago. ::sigh:: Nice stuff.

:rose::rose::rose:
 
I posted this over in the "Dirtiest thing you have ever done" thread, but this one seems to be a bit more populated, so I'll re-post it here.

If I believed in Heaven & Hell, this would definitely be getting me a one-way ticket to Hell. I don't know if it's the dirtiest thing that I have ever done, but it's definitely the kinkiest and most risque.

A girl I was seeing at the time called me the morning she was heading to a church camp (she was a counselor), and said she had left her belt at my place the night before, and asked if I could bring it back to her. So, when I took it over to her at the church everyone was meeting at & leaving from, I texted her to tell her I was there. She texted me back, saying she was in the church, and to just bring the belt inside. Once I got inside, she ran up to me, grabbed me by the wrist and led me into a storage room where she closed the door, turned against it, and started stripping while telling me she wasn't going to see me for a week, so she needed cock before she left. I ended up fucking her, while I had the belt around her neck, yanking back on it and her hair. We both finished, got dressed, and then I ended up talking to all the other church goers while they were heading out, and all of them thought we were the perfect little innocent couple. She was filled with cum, and was still acting like the sweet little church going girl. That girl was the craziest chick I've ever been with, and I regret letting her get away from me all the time.
 
Too many...

I've probably had too many in my life.

Just had sex in a strip club Friday night with a stripper. Damn, she was hot.

A couple of years ago I had sex in the old Beach night club in Vegas with a girl I had just met at a conference. We had sex again in New Orleans in one of the bars on Bourbon Street.

Both times, she was wearing a short skirt, and as we were dancing, she managed to slide my cock out of pants, turned her back to me, slide her pussy over my cock. Although in Orleans, my cock was in her ass.

Several years ago in Vegas, I hooked up with two flight attendants. I had a jacuzzi suite at Caesars and they wanted to see it. That night was their first bi-experience (or lesbian experience), or so they claimed. They were kinky -- wanted me to pee on them in the hot tub.

Last year, I was watching some porn on my computer while in the office one night and the cleaning lady came in. Usually it was an much older woman who always would knock. But this time, it was a young, tall girl with striking looks. She didn't knock and happened to see the reflection of the screen in my window. Of course, I had my cock in my hand -- totally busted.

She smiled and told me to continue and that she would watch...

there are so many more....
 
Well I'll give this a shot:

Letting a man cum inside me then going home to current lover and having him eat me out. One and only time I came while being ate out

Phone sex with a vibrator completely naked in a public parking lot of a hotel in my car, not knowing if anyone could see or not.

Fucking a guy I just met at a bar in a hotel room with my best friend in the next bed pretending to be asleep (twice)

Giving a blow job to a married co-worker in a hotel bed with another couple messing around in bed next to us.

Spending Mothers day in a hotel room with my "lover" while our respective partners were calling our cells wondering why we weren't home yet.

Working the front desk at a hotel and putting "I'll be right back" sign on the desk, going to his room and letting him fuck me on the floor of his room while his friend was in bed.

See a pattern here? haha I worked in a hotel for many years, what can I say, oppurtunities arose often.
 
Well I'll give this a shot:

Letting a man cum inside me then going home to current lover and having him eat me out. One and only time I came while being ate out

Phone sex with a vibrator completely naked in a public parking lot of a hotel in my car, not knowing if anyone could see or not.

Fucking a guy I just met at a bar in a hotel room with my best friend in the next bed pretending to be asleep (twice)

Giving a blow job to a married co-worker in a hotel bed with another couple messing around in bed next to us.

Spending Mothers day in a hotel room with my "lover" while our respective partners were calling our cells wondering why we weren't home yet.

Working the front desk at a hotel and putting "I'll be right back" sign on the desk, going to his room and letting him fuck me on the floor of his room while his friend was in bed.

See a pattern here? haha I worked in a hotel for many years, what can I say, oppurtunities arose often.

yea... id say your pretty kinky;) As for the pattern... hhhmmm, not quite sure, but i think it has something to do with sex:rolleyes:
 
More of my list...

Ok... I'm going to post without looking. ::covers eyes::

- FFM with my hubby, I didn't do anything with her though.
- Got my 80+ year old neighbor man to take an ass pic of me outside for my hubby
- Played with my pussy on a balcony at the beach until I came.
- Added to my masterbation repitoire with a handheld shower head. That one is nIcE ladies. If you've never tried it, you should!
- Begged someone I was not dating to fuck me cause I was so horny.
- Had sex with two guys, same day, different dates.
- Gave a blowjob while he was driving. Yes, he came in my mouth.
- Lots of location fucking over the years. Does that count? On the beach. In cars. On top of cars. In a hottub. Movie theater. Under a bridge. Behind a grocery store (outside!). In the woods. In a bathroom of somebody's house with a party going on in the house. Uh.. on the front porch of my house in broad daylight (about 11am?). :)
- Masterbated for my husband, with him having a bird's eye view.
- Played with myself while in the passenger seat. Not covering up when the truckers drove by us, on my side of the car.
- Had sex in the same room, in plain view, of another couple who was also having sex.
- Video taped a different couple having sex. Did not participate in that one.
- Laughed at a male flasher at Target.
- Got finger fucked in a car full of people (5 people?).
- Masterbated with various phallic objects. Water bottle, etc., etc., etc. ::blush::
- Came in the bathroom of my boyfriend's house, by myself, while they were all there watching TV or something. Couldn't stop thinking about him! I ended up marrying him. ;)
- Wore Ben Wa balls to work one day.

That's all I can think of for now. ;)
 
Ok... I'm going to post without looking. ::covers eyes::

- FFM with my hubby, I didn't do anything with her though.
- Got my 80+ year old neighbor man to take an ass pic of me outside for my hubby
- Played with my pussy on a balcony at the beach until I came.
- Added to my masterbation repitoire with a handheld shower head. That one is nIcE ladies. If you've never tried it, you should!
- Begged someone I was not dating to fuck me cause I was so horny.
- Had sex with two guys, same day, different dates.
- Gave a blowjob while he was driving. Yes, he came in my mouth.
- Lots of location fucking over the years. Does that count? On the beach. In cars. On top of cars. In a hottub. Movie theater. Under a bridge. Behind a grocery store (outside!). In the woods. In a bathroom of somebody's house with a party going on in the house. Uh.. on the front porch of my house in broad daylight (about 11am?). :)
- Masterbated for my husband, with him having a bird's eye view.
- Played with myself while in the passenger seat. Not covering up when the truckers drove by us, on my side of the car.
- Had sex in the same room, in plain view, of another couple who was also having sex.
- Video taped a different couple having sex. Did not participate in that one.
- Laughed at a male flasher at Target.
- Got finger fucked in a car full of people (5 people?).
- Masterbated with various phallic objects. Water bottle, etc., etc., etc. ::blush::
- Came in the bathroom of my boyfriend's house, by myself, while they were all there watching TV or something. Couldn't stop thinking about him! I ended up marrying him. ;)
- Wore Ben Wa balls to work one day.

That's all I can think of for now. ;)

*sigh*

Why can't I meet girls like you:(
 
one evening last month i was out at a club. i was sitting at a table more towards the end of the club just listening to the music and looking around. i was horny so i put my hand under my skirt and started rubbing my pussy, fingering it. i was moaning a little as i fingered faster. after a while i noticed a guy looking at me. he came over and sat next to me. he leaned over and said 'i like naughty girls'. i asked if he wanted to watch. of course he said yes. so i leaned back in the chair, spread my legs, and lifted up my skirt more so he could see. i was fingering and he was watching, enjoying what he was seeing. then i asked if he wanted to help. he seemed a little surprised. i took my hand aside. he moved closer to me and started rubbing me. then as he was fingering me, i was getting hornier and my pussy got so wet you could see my juices dripping. i knew i was going to cum soon. i took him and went to the men's bathroom. we were kissing and i wanted him to finger me until he got me off. mmmm.....so he began fingering me again and after a few minutes i came all over the bathroom floor. that felt great. i noticed he was getting hard so i said to him 'now it's your turn'. i unzipped his pants, kneeled down, took his cock out, and started sucking. he got quite hard and tasted good. he eventually shot his load on the wall and the floor. we left the bathroom and went back to the table. we were barely sitting for a minute when he said he was still horny and if i'd want to have some more fun. i asked what he had in mind. he said 'lets go' so we went to the parking lot. he had a nice SUV. he opened the back door and we both got in. we were kissing, touching, rubbing, clothes coming off. kissing more, he was playing with my tits and then sucking them. i so wanted him in me so i was sort of laying down, he got on top, fucking me. that was just the beginning. we were in that SUV for an hour. it was so hot.
 
Whew! my kinda girl....there would have been nnnnoooooo hesitation when you asked me to rub you wet pussy!!:rose:

one evening last month i was out at a club. i was sitting at a table more towards the end of the club just listening to the music and looking around. i was horny so i put my hand under my skirt and started rubbing my pussy, fingering it. i was moaning a little as i fingered faster. after a while i noticed a guy looking at me. he came over and sat next to me. he leaned over and said 'i like naughty girls'. i asked if he wanted to watch. of course he said yes. so i leaned back in the chair, spread my legs, and lifted up my skirt more so he could see. i was fingering and he was watching, enjoying what he was seeing. then i asked if he wanted to help. he seemed a little surprised. i took my hand aside. he moved closer to me and started rubbing me. then as he was fingering me, i was getting hornier and my pussy got so wet you could see my juices dripping. i knew i was going to cum soon. i took him and went to the men's bathroom. we were kissing and i wanted him to finger me until he got me off. mmmm.....so he began fingering me again and after a few minutes i came all over the bathroom floor. that felt great. i noticed he was getting hard so i said to him 'now it's your turn'. i unzipped his pants, kneeled down, took his cock out, and started sucking. he got quite hard and tasted good. he eventually shot his load on the wall and the floor. we left the bathroom and went back to the table. we were barely sitting for a minute when he said he was still horny and if i'd want to have some more fun. i asked what he had in mind. he said 'lets go' so we went to the parking lot. he had a nice SUV. he opened the back door and we both got in. we were kissing, touching, rubbing, clothes coming off. kissing more, he was playing with my tits and then sucking them. i so wanted him in me so i was sort of laying down, he got on top, fucking me. that was just the beginning. we were in that SUV for an hour. it was so hot.
 
new kinkiest thing I have done,

So I have been dateing this girl for a while now, she's 5'6" dirty blond 34D-26-34, an absalutely stunning woman. She's bi with purple streaks in her hair, tattoo'ed nympho who keeps me on my toes. Anyhow I also have a bi twin sister who is also a knockout that looks like she belongs on the "suicide girls" web page. Anyhow so my gf knows my sister and I are "joined at the hip" close and infact has been perving on my sis for quite some time but I didnt think she knew how close we really are, and I most certianly never disclosed our history to her. My sisters BF was away last week for some computer programers gig, so she came to stay with me while he was gone. Well we grilled out and had a nice day just hanging out eating good food and drinking some beer when I had to leave for an apt to get some of my tattoo's touched up. Long story short a couple hrs later when I got back I came in the house and music was jamming but no girls to be found. So i went back to my bedroom all ninja style to find the two 69'ing each other. It was fuckin hawt! so I stood in the shadows for a sec and enjoyed the show but not for long, leave it to sis "you know you cant hide from me, you going to join in or just watch?" to which both girls lol'ed. So I joined in the fun, my gf egged it on and really got off on the whole situation, which just fed the intesity of everything. Next time we have a get together my gf is bringing some supplies home from work (she's a RN) for some blood play :devil::devil::devil:
 
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new kinkiest thing I have done,

So I have been dateing this girl for a while now, she's 5'6" dirty blond 34D-26-34, an absalutely stunning woman. She's bi with purple streaks in her hair, tattoo'ed nympho who keeps me on my toes. Anyhow I also have a bi twin sister who is also a knockout that looks like she belongs on the "suicide girls" web page. Anyhow so my gf knows my sister and I are "joined at the hip" close and infact has been perving on my sis for quite some time but I didnt think she knew how close we really are, and I most certianly never disclosed our history to her. My sisters BF was away last week for some computer programers gig, so she came to stay with me while he was gone. Well we grilled out and had a nice day just hanging out eating good food and drinking some beer when I had to leave for an apt to get some of my tattoo's touched up. Long story short a couple hrs later when I got back I came in the house and music was jamming but no girls to be found. So i went back to my bedroom all ninja style to find the two 69'ing each other. It was fuckin hawt! so I stood in the shadows for a sec and enjoyed the show but not for long, leave it to sis "you know you cant hide from me, you going to join in or just watch?" to which both girls lol'ed. So I joined in the fun, my gf egged it on and really got off on the whole situation, which just fed the intesity of everything. Next time we have a get together my gf is bringing some supplies home from work (she's a RN) for some blood play :devil::devil::devil:

Okay he's got me beat!
 
Wow thats incredibly hot!

one evening last month i was out at a club. i was sitting at a table more towards the end of the club just listening to the music and looking around. i was horny so i put my hand under my skirt and started rubbing my pussy, fingering it. i was moaning a little as i fingered faster. after a while i noticed a guy looking at me. he came over and sat next to me. he leaned over and said 'i like naughty girls'. i asked if he wanted to watch. of course he said yes. so i leaned back in the chair, spread my legs, and lifted up my skirt more so he could see. i was fingering and he was watching, enjoying what he was seeing. then i asked if he wanted to help. he seemed a little surprised. i took my hand aside. he moved closer to me and started rubbing me. then as he was fingering me, i was getting hornier and my pussy got so wet you could see my juices dripping. i knew i was going to cum soon. i took him and went to the men's bathroom. we were kissing and i wanted him to finger me until he got me off. mmmm.....so he began fingering me again and after a few minutes i came all over the bathroom floor. that felt great. i noticed he was getting hard so i said to him 'now it's your turn'. i unzipped his pants, kneeled down, took his cock out, and started sucking. he got quite hard and tasted good. he eventually shot his load on the wall and the floor. we left the bathroom and went back to the table. we were barely sitting for a minute when he said he was still horny and if i'd want to have some more fun. i asked what he had in mind. he said 'lets go' so we went to the parking lot. he had a nice SUV. he opened the back door and we both got in. we were kissing, touching, rubbing, clothes coming off. kissing more, he was playing with my tits and then sucking them. i so wanted him in me so i was sort of laying down, he got on top, fucking me. that was just the beginning. we were in that SUV for an hour. it was so hot.
 
new kinkiest thing I have done,

So I have been dateing this girl for a while now, she's 5'6" dirty blond 34D-26-34, an absalutely stunning woman. She's bi with purple streaks in her hair, tattoo'ed nympho who keeps me on my toes. Anyhow I also have a bi twin sister who is also a knockout that looks like she belongs on the "suicide girls" web page. Anyhow so my gf knows my sister and I are "joined at the hip" close and infact has been perving on my sis for quite some time but I didnt think she knew how close we really are, and I most certianly never disclosed our history to her. My sisters BF was away last week for some computer programers gig, so she came to stay with me while he was gone. Well we grilled out and had a nice day just hanging out eating good food and drinking some beer when I had to leave for an apt to get some of my tattoo's touched up. Long story short a couple hrs later when I got back I came in the house and music was jamming but no girls to be found. So i went back to my bedroom all ninja style to find the two 69'ing each other. It was fuckin hawt! so I stood in the shadows for a sec and enjoyed the show but not for long, leave it to sis "you know you cant hide from me, you going to join in or just watch?" to which both girls lol'ed. So I joined in the fun, my gf egged it on and really got off on the whole situation, which just fed the intesity of everything. Next time we have a get together my gf is bringing some supplies home from work (she's a RN) for some blood play :devil::devil::devil:

OK, that's hot on so many levels, I'm going to relieve some pressure.
 
Dated a phone sex operator for about a year that I met online. Started out she just wanted someone to talk to that wasn't about sex and cumming.
First time we met in person her and her parents (she didn't have a car) picked me up at the airport late at night. The two of us were in the back seat with her parents up front. It was very late and she layed her head down in my lap. Couldn't help that my cock got hard. Horny little slut unzipped my pants and started sucking my dick. Didn't want her going without so I got her to swing her legs forward and finger fucked her till she came on my hand and I unloaded in her mouth.
I know her parents had to know what we were doing. This girl was always dripping wet and I'm sure they could hear my fingers driving into her. She wasn't exactly quiet while sucking either.
 
As a teen, my gf and I were on a choir tour bus. With about 50 other teens and chaparones on the bus, she lay in my lap, I cover her with a blanket (it wasn't cold) and I fingered her for about an hour till she was sopping wet.

Same gf and I were in a car an open field having sex when a dozen dogs ran up to the car and began barking. Scared the shit our of both of us. We got our of there quick.

Same gf and I had sex on the couch in her house one day before her folks came home. If they had cought us, I would be dead and not writing this.

On my honeymoon, my wife (same gf) and I had gotten naked and were gettign into bed in the motel room when the maid just walked in and cought us both naked. She apologized and left, closing the door. We should have invited her to join us.

On a family trip, my wife and I were having sex in the hotel room when our two kids walked in on us. I just stopped fucking and lay still on her until the kids left and went back to the pool. Later that evening, the event gave us an oportunity to again discuss sex and its pleasure with them.
 
Dated a phone sex operator for about a year that I met online. Started out she just wanted someone to talk to that wasn't about sex and cumming.
First time we met in person her and her parents (she didn't have a car) picked me up at the airport late at night. The two of us were in the back seat with her parents up front. It was very late and she layed her head down in my lap. Couldn't help that my cock got hard. Horny little slut unzipped my pants and started sucking my dick. Didn't want her going without so I got her to swing her legs forward and finger fucked her till she came on my hand and I unloaded in her mouth.
I know her parents had to know what we were doing. This girl was always dripping wet and I'm sure they could hear my fingers driving into her. She wasn't exactly quiet while sucking either.

I heard my daughter and her foreign boyfriend doing that in the van as we were driving home late at night, from sightseeing.
We turned the music up.
:D
 
new kinkiest thing I have done,

So I have been dateing this girl for a while now, she's 5'6" dirty blond 34D-26-34, an absalutely stunning woman. She's bi with purple streaks in her hair, tattoo'ed nympho who keeps me on my toes. Anyhow I also have a bi twin sister who is also a knockout that looks like she belongs on the "suicide girls" web page. Anyhow so my gf knows my sister and I are "joined at the hip" close and infact has been perving on my sis for quite some time but I didnt think she knew how close we really are, and I most certianly never disclosed our history to her. My sisters BF was away last week for some computer programers gig, so she came to stay with me while he was gone. Well we grilled out and had a nice day just hanging out eating good food and drinking some beer when I had to leave for an apt to get some of my tattoo's touched up. Long story short a couple hrs later when I got back I came in the house and music was jamming but no girls to be found. So i went back to my bedroom all ninja style to find the two 69'ing each other. It was fuckin hawt! so I stood in the shadows for a sec and enjoyed the show but not for long, leave it to sis "you know you cant hide from me, you going to join in or just watch?" to which both girls lol'ed. So I joined in the fun, my gf egged it on and really got off on the whole situation, which just fed the intesity of everything. Next time we have a get together my gf is bringing some supplies home from work (she's a RN) for some blood play :devil::devil::devil:


CRAZY HOT!
 
I married my high school sweetheart, and it turned out badly. We divorced after 11 years.

Fast forward 7 years. She's remarried. Her, I and her best friend (woman) were hanging out for some reason, can't remember. We got to talking about sex, and the mention of them doing each other came up. That sparked some very interesting convos over the next few weeks.

I slowly stoked the fires, and within a month or so...we had our first threesome. An 8 hour marathon. We met at a motel, and I had everything we needed. Alcohol, porn, vibrators, double dongs, and a strap on.

So many positions, switching, two against one sex, them fucking each other. It was unbelievable. They each came a dozen times before we stopped counting, and three for me. I tried boinking my ex for the 4th, but my gun was completely empty.


In the middle of it, we ordered pizza. We all got in the hot tub, and were there when there was a knock on the door. It was dark in the room and nighttime. I couldn't find any clothes. I had been smart enough to leave money so I could see it. I ended up answering the door naked. He gave me the strangest look, obviously. The parking lot light streamed into the room and he could see the girls naked in the hot tub. I gave him the money, and he smiled that you lucky SOB smile.

I guess to make even more weird....both girls took calls from their men...and we had sex during both.


Ah....lovely memories.
 
kinkiest thing i have done, hmmmmm. Well i fucked my best friends girlfriend once when he was mowing the yard, and she liked it so much she called me later that night when he was at work to come pay her a visit, i got to her house and all the lights were off, so i called her and she said to just come on in. So I did, and much to my surprise when I got inside the house she said I am in the back room so I went back there, and much to my suprise and delight her and her frined(who I had taken on a couple of dates) were dressed in lingere wanting to see what else I had to offer. Needless to day I ended up staying the night there, and ended up dating the both of them for a while.....
 
Took on an unofficial role with BIG company as a "corp slut". Basically got paid a heap to be available to the big execs.
Got called to one board meeting where the whole board (10 of them) were. Ended up having my pussy licked until I squirted then fucking the CEO on the middle of the board table while the others all watched and jerked off.
I know it made me a complete slut (whore too really) but it was the hottest sex I've ever had. Love being watched especially if I can see the watchers stroking their cocks while they look at me.
 
i had this guy friend. our friendship mostly consisted of fucking. i'd go over his house sometimes - he lived with his father and brother. his father was around at times and took a liking to me. he'll flirt with me at times, or brush up against me feeling me tits as he passed by. my friend had an inground pool in the backyard so i'd be over there often during the summer months, usually in my string bikini. so this one day i was over. my friend and i were in the pool, fucking. i was up against the wall as my friend was doing me from behind. i noticed his father watching us through the kitchen window. after we got done fucking, i went in to get something to drink. i was all wet, my hard nipples poking through my little bikini top. i got a drink and went back outside. i sat down on one of the loungers. my friend sat near me and started to finger me and i got qet quickly. well, then he went in to get something so i started fingering myself. his father came out and sat down. my friend came back and didn't really mind that his father was watching me. so i spread my legs a little wider so his father could see better. after a while his father went back into the house as he had a phone call. i was about to cum and was moaning a bit louder. my friend started fingering me until i came. after a while my friend went out to get us some dinner. i stayed behind and was in the pool. his father came out. apparently he just showered, he had his robe on and said that he was thinking of me - i could see his cock poking out of the robe. then he slid the robe off, standing there naked with a rock hard cock. he thought i could help him out. he came into the pool near where i was and started to kiss me as he was playing with my tits. his cock pushing up against me, i stroked it a bit. then i stuck it into my pussy and he started to fuck me - slowly, and then ended up pounding me so hard i was moaning loud.
 
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