Flameout Prediction Thread

Etoile

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This thread is for taking bets on when the latest troll-du-jour will give up and go home. When placing your bet, take into account the troll's activity outside of BDSM Talk/Cafe, his/her use of proper grammar (this is a sign of intelligence in most trolls), his/her join date compared with the date of his/her most recent trolling activity, and whether or not anyone (including alts) appears to support the troll's position.

An example:

BLoved's activity is totally restricted to BDSM Talk/Cafe.
BLoved uses proper grammar and punctuation.
BLoved joined very recently, and began trolling almost immediately.
BLoved has virtually no support for his position.

My bet:

BLoved will be gone by the end of May.
 
For the record: BL's activity actually isn't completely restricted to the BDSM Talk/Cafe. He made a brief detour into the GB to complain about how we forced him to delete his writings, but was run off almost instantly.
 
And for my prediction: mid-may.

With the last vestiges of intelligent conversations petering out in his current thread (as well as his beginning to really fling insults around in earnest), I believe that his thread will fail, he will attempt a revival, it will also fail, and he will be gone (or at least be scarse) by the middle of the month.
 
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For the record: BL's activity actually isn't completely restricted to the BDSM Talk/Cafe. He made a brief detour into the GB to complain about how we forced him to delete his writings, but was run off almost instantly.

I did see his GB post. It was really more whining that the mods hadn't deleted his post yet, it wasn't so much about us. I figured it was more administrative than substantive. :D
 
I did see his GB post. It was really more whining that the mods hadn't deleted his post yet, it wasn't so much about us. I figured it was more administrative than substantive. :D

He's like a walking ball of irony. It's a beautiful thing. reminds me of that Troy McClure video from a Simpsons episode way back when...

"You may remember me from such films as 'Get Confident Stupid!'"

Mmm, I'll say May 9th, Mothers Day and all.
 
BTW, we play it like Price is Right...closest without going under. That is, if your date passes, you lose. If somebody else is closer than you, you lose. If you are closest, you win!
 
BTW, we play it like Price is Right...closest without going under. That is, if your date passes, you lose. If somebody else is closer than you, you lose. If you are closest, you win!

Dear Etoile

I'll give you ten bucks and a foot rub if you make sure I win.

Your maturity-challenged friend,
K
 
Oh so wait, I have to pick a specific date? Mmmmm, okay. May 21st.
 
~smile~

I see the maturity challenged mob is trying to derail my discussion and cover up the abuse of the casual community.

It's to be expected when one tries to help the novices out there.
 
Dear Etoile

I'll give you ten bucks and a foot rub if you make sure I win.

Your maturity-challenged friend,
K

Dear Keroin,

As much as I would love to have him out of here in just a couple of weeks, I have no control over the matter. If you win anyway, do I get then ten bucks and a foot rub anyway?!

Dysfunctionally yours,
E
 
Dear Keroin,

As much as I would love to have him out of here in just a couple of weeks, I have no control over the matter. If you win anyway, do I get then ten bucks and a foot rub anyway?!

Dysfunctionally yours,
E

Dear Etoile.

Um...no.

Yours in abuse,
K
 
May Day, but then I'm a communist socialist who hates freedom, America, and the right to bare arms (I'm also a prude).
 
May Day, but then I'm a communist socialist who hates freedom, America, and the right to bare arms (I'm also a prude).

Oh man, if it was that soon, that would be awesome.

Then again, I was kind of wishing something would come along to shake up the board, it was getting circular for a while there.

OH GOD IT'S MY FAULT
 
May Day, but then I'm a communist socialist who hates freedom, America, and the right to bare arms (I'm also a prude).

You MOCK MY PAIN!!!! Never again!

;)

Actually I don't understand what all the heated-upness is about... yes he's narrow minded and ignorant, but look at all the excellent information about/examples of BDSM based relationships, safety in the "casual" scene, relationships that fall outside the whole munch-type-thing foundation/etc that has occurred over the last few days. How is that a bad thing?

He has a right to his beliefs, just like anyone. And anyone with two brain cells to rub together will see what is and isn't reasonable and logical about the discussion at hand.

:)
 
A better question is: when will people who allegedly consider him to be a troll stop responding to the guy?

He's got a thread at the top of Talk at the moment. 304 posts, less than a third his.
 
A better question is: when will people who allegedly consider him to be a troll stop responding to the guy?

He's got a thread at the top of Talk at the moment. 304 posts, less than a third his.

Good question.

I still don't think he's a Troll. Just a different sort of person than we're used to seeing around here. :)
 
A better question is: when will people who allegedly consider him to be a troll stop responding to the guy?

He's got a thread at the top of Talk at the moment. 304 posts, less than a third his.

I admit it. I like to poke at trolls. The first step in recovery is admitting your addiction. :D
 
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