The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you soon find out you can land airplanes with all of those lights.

I put in a motion sensor.

and it goes wild when you turn of the lights and get under the covers.

I put in a "Magic Fingers" bed...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it goes wild when you turn of the lights and get under the covers.

I put in a "Magic Fingers" bed...

and, wtih a slight of hand, it becomes an invisible morning fuck.

I put in a bed spread just for you.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, with a slight of hand, it becomes an invisible morning fuck.

I put in a bed spread just for you.

and the morning fuck is anything but invisible.

I put in a box of rose-scented tissues.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the morning fuck is anything but invisible.

I put in a box of rose-scented tissues.

and, they soon become my choice of wipes for my rose-colored glasses.

I push the U and 2 buttons on the vending machine and it suddenly becomes a Beautiful Day!

 

[Handley_Page]

and, they soon become my choice of wipes for my rose-coloured glasses.

I push the U and 2 buttons on the vending machine and it suddenly becomes a Beautiful Day!

but it plays a different tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TLJp5ZCVY


I put in a roll of gaffer tape.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it plays a different tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TLJp5ZCVY


I put in a roll of gaffer tape.

And, the tape is used for a blindfold and covers my ears as well, cuz I can't hear a thing.

I put in an old 45 of Simon & Garfunkle, Sounds of Silence.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the tape is used for a blindfold and covers my ears as well, cuz I can't hear a thing.

I put in an old 45 of Simon & Garfunkle, Sounds of Silence.

and the quiet is deafening.

I put in Garfunkel's solo career...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the quiet is deafening.

I put in Garfunkel's solo career...

and, nobody knows he became a hairstylist after that.

I put in a tiny pair of scissors.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, nobody knows he became a hairstylist after that.

I put in a tiny pair of scissors.

and the Tailor of Gloucester squeaks a "thank you."

I put in a pair of Seven-League Boots...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the Tailor of Gloucester squeaks a "thank you."

I put in a pair of Seven-League Boots...

and they get me where I'm going seven times faster.

I put in a neverending story...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they get me where I'm going seven times faster.

I put in a neverending story...

and it comes to a new climax every time it's told.

I put in a dream of Scheherazade...

 

[krkjmst]

hello

 

[Tio_Narratore]

hello

Yes, hello krkjmst. Always happy to have someone new join the game. Do you know the nature of the Vending Machine?

 

[krkjmst]

Yes, hello krkjmst. Always happy to have someone new join the game. Do you know the nature of the Vending Machine?

sorry, i don't. i just thought it was a chat thread. i'll go back and read the first post.

 

[krkjmst]

ah, sorry, i'm looking for more of a chat thread.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

ah, sorry, i'm looking for more of a chat thread.

Okay. There's quite a few here, depending on the kind of chat you're looking for. Most of them are political, social commentary, and just plain social. Not much here in the way of explicit sex. If you want a bit more of that, try the lounge in SRP, or any of the other forums.

Have fun.

 

[krkjmst]

Okay. There's quite a few here, depending on the kind of chat you're looking for. Most of them are political, social commentary, and just plain social. Not much here in the way of explicit sex. If you want a bit more of that, try the lounge in SRP, or any of the other forums.

Have fun.

thanks

 

[krkjmst]

what's the lounge in srp called?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

what's the lounge in srp called?

the Lounge. there's quite a few chat threads there. Look at the top of the Sexual Role Playing page and on the left you'll see the word "LOUNGE" just click on it, and you'll get the list of lounges. If you have any special interests, like BDSM, you'll find lounges in those forums too.

 

[krkjmst]

the Lounge. there's quite a few chat threads there. Look at the top of the Sexual Role Playing page and on the left you'll see the word "LOUNGE" just click on it, and you'll get the list of lounges. If you have any special interests, like BDSM, you'll find lounges in those forums too.

great, thanks.

 

[Handley_Page]

and it comes to a new climax every time it's told.

I put in a dream of Scheherazade...

and it turns into a nightmare of awesome proportions.


I put in a small measure of anaesthetic.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it turns into a nightmare of awesome proportions.


I put in a small measure of anaesthetic.

and you become insensate to the attentions of a bevy of virgins.

I put in a night of revelry...

 

[cloudy]

and you become insensate to the attentions of a bevy of virgins.

I put in a night of revelry...

and you get back a HUGE hangover.

I put in a used gi with a rip in the knee...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get back a HUGE hangover.

I put in a used gi with a rip in the knee...

and the ninja elves come sneaking in the night to repair it.

I put in a pound of ghee...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the ninja elves come sneaking in the night to repair it.

I put in a pound of ghee...

and, the lobsters are ready for drenching.

I put in a nutcracker.