The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a very excited submissive who is dying to raise her hand and say "yes please!"

I put in a sadistic little kick.

and get told in no uncertain terms to kiss the booboo and make it better.

I put in a man who gone from grimace to grin in a nanosecond...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and get told in no uncertain terms to kiss the booboo and make it better.

I put in a man who gone from grimace to grin in a nanosecond...

And you get either a shot of alcohol or look around for the redhead. I know she's here somewhere!

I put in a man with a swagger attached to three numbers that shall make him live on in different mediums for perpetuity. I then have to run back and add the vodka and a shaker...

 

[Zom_Dom]

And you get either a shot of alcohol or look around for the redhead. I know she's here somewhere!

I put in a man with a swagger attached to three numbers that shall make him live on in different mediums for perpetuity. I then have to run back and add the vodka and a shaker...

And you're envited to a friendly game of baccarat beginning at a table adjacent to the bar, where you join a man with a scarred face, a woman in a vinyl cat suit, a rather large gentleman with a flashy gold suit, a short henchman with a razor tipped bowler and a seven foot tall giant with steel teeth...

I put in a cast of supporting characters, consisting primarily of an american who shares his first name with a famous cat, two people with mere single letters in lieu of names, and a woman named after a currency...

 

[Handley_Page]

And you're envited to a friendly game of baccarat beginning at a table adjacent to the bar, where you join a man with a scarred face, a woman in a vinyl cat suit, a rather large gentleman with a flashy gold suit, a short henchman with a razor tipped bowler and a seven foot tall giant with steel teeth...

I put in a cast of supporting characters, consisting primarily of an american who shares his first name with a famous cat, two people with mere single letters in lieu of names, and a woman named after a currency...

and Mrs Pound wins !


I put in a clean tablecloth

 

[Goldie Munro]

and Mrs Pound wins !


I put in a clean tablecloth

The tablecloth may be clean but the table needs dressed

I put in a butler

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The tablecloth may be clean but the table needs dressed

I put in a butler

and the jury decides he did it.

I put in a motion for a hearing at the Appelate Court...

 

[Austin8]

and the jury decides he did it.

I put in a motion for a hearing at the Appelate Court...

and the Court says "Hang the bastard."

I put in a game Bocce Ball for the vending crew

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Court says "Hang the bastard."

I put in a game Bocce Ball for the vending crew

and, it hits one of the giant springs and starts bouncing around inside the vending machine like a pinball game.

I put in another quarter.

 

[Austin8]

and, it hits one of the giant springs and starts bouncing around inside the vending machine like a pinball game.

I put in another quarter.

I bang the glass but my selection will not fall

I put in a out of order request

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I bang the glass but my selection will not fall

I put in a out of order request

and, everything starts to heat up in the vending machine. The popcorn starts to pop and spill out through the change slot.

I put in a buttery surprise.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and, everything starts to heat up in the vending machine. The popcorn starts to pop and spill out through the change slot.

I put in a buttery surprise.

And out pours a gallon of bearnaise sauce for all that popcorn,

I put in a Buttery Nipple to wash it all down with.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And out pours a gallon of bearnaise sauce for all that popcorn,

I put in a Buttery Nipple to wash it all down with.

and, it's true what WC Fields said.

I put in a deed to a small plot of land in Florida.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it's true what WC Fields said.

I put in a deed to a small plot of land in Florida.

but the 'gators won't let you move in.

I put in a chickee built for two on a secluded little hammock...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the 'gators won't let you move in.

I put in a chickee built for two on a secluded little hammock...

and, I ask you to wake me from my nap in an hour.

I put in a skein of glow-in-the-dark macrame cord.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I ask you to wake me from my nap in an hour.

I put in a skein of glow-in-the-dark macrame cord.

and you can indulge in a bit of bondage after the lights go out.

I put in a woman who's all tied up for the weekend...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and you can indulge in a bit of bondage after the lights go out.

I put in a woman who's all tied up for the weekend...

And the end of the weekend sees her completely tired, either happily or not so much.

I put in a man stretched for time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the end of the weekend sees her completely tired, either happily or not so much.

I put in a man stretched for time.

and his Mistress cracks the whip to get him posting.

I put in an interesting morning for the General...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and his Mistress cracks the whip to get him posting.

I put in an interesting morning for the General...

And you get a very happy and delighted little princess.

I put in a big hug for my very favorite naughty professor and writer extraordinaire.. Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a very happy and delighted little princess.

I put in a big hug for my very favorite naughty professor and writer extraordinaire.. Tio.

and you get a blushing old scribbler.

I put in something to redden a young lady's cheeks...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and you get a blushing old scribbler.

I put in something to redden a young lady's cheeks...

And she wonders which cheeks you are trying to redden... and that makes her blush.

I put in a tale of seduction and submission.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And she wonders which cheeks you are trying to redden... and that makes her blush.

I put in a tale of seduction and submission.

and it spins into a web that draws you in and keeps you bound.

I put in a feather to tickle the bound lovely with..

 

[Handley_Page]

and it spins into a web that draws you in and keeps you bound.

I put in a feather to tickle the bound lovely with..

but the Albatross from whom the feather was ripped wants it back.


I put in a new pen

 

[WritingOrthus]

but the Albatross from whom the feather was ripped wants it back.


I put in a new pen

And I wrote you a new story

I put in a pencil sharpener.

 

[Handley_Page]

And I wrote you a new story

I put in a pencil sharpener.

but it's blunt!

I put in a 4-pole, 8-way, rotary switch from my electronics box.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it's blunt!

I put in a 4-pole, 8-way, rotary switch from my electronics box.

and, you soon find out you can land airplanes with all of those lights.

I put in a motion sensor.