The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Ausus_girl13]

and without saying a word it creates a story from introduction to climax and beyond.

I put in a man kneeling to praise the goddess...

And her priestesses teach him how to worship properly.

I put in a silent prayer of pleasure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And her priestesses teach him how to worship properly.

I put in a silent prayer of pleasure.

and you get eternal gratitude for a taste of heaven.

I put in a hymn to Inanna...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and you get eternal gratitude for a taste of heaven.

I put in a hymn to Inanna...

And a bloody good time was had by her patrons.

I put in pomegranate seed, and a wife's promise.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And a bloody good time was had by her patrons.

I put in pomegranate seed, and a wife's promise.

and the world finds alternation between Hades and Earth, between barrenness and fertility, between Thanatos and Eros, and in the end life emerges anew.

I put in the opening of Eloise's tomb...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and the world finds alternation between Hades and Earth, between barrenness and fertility, between Thanatos and Eros, and in the end life emerges anew.

I put in the opening of Eloise's tomb...

And a stumped undergrad hangs her head as she is again beat by the master.

I put in a small token of awe.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And a stumped undergrad hangs her head as she is again beat by the master.

I put in a small token of awe.

and awe is felt by all as Eloise's skeletal arms open to receive the lifeless corpse of the teacher and lover from whom she was torn.

I put in the Mediaeval Baebes' Worldes Blysse...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and awe is felt by all as Eloise's skeletal arms open to receive the lifeless corpse of the teacher and lover from whom she was torn.

I put in the Mediaeval Baebes' Worldes Blysse...

And the paean bring tears to those listening.

I put in a plea for the DJ to not stop the music.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the paean bring tears to those listening.

I put in a plea for the DJ to not stop the music.

and he'd never dream of doing such a thing, but does so enjoy the pleas of desparate women.

I put in a plainsong in search of a descant...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he'd never dream of doing such a thing, but does so enjoy the pleas of desparate women.

I put in a plainsong in search of a descant...

and, you get a do, a deer, a female deer

I put in a worn out recording of your favorite song.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get a do, a deer, a female deer

I put in a worn out recording of your favorite song.

and suddenly the whole Vienna Boys Choir members, past & present, all join in:

"I love to go a wondering
along the mountain track
and as I go I love to sing,
my knapsack on my back.

Valderee, Valerah
etc....


I put in a shotgun and a lot of ammunition; for the quiet life.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and suddenly the whole Vienna Boys Choir members, past & present, all join in:

"I love to go a wondering
along the mountain track
and as I go I love to sing,
my knapsack on my back.

Valderee, Valerah
etc....


I put in a shotgun and a lot of ammunition; for the quiet life.

And you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

I put in a melee weapon.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and suddenly the whole Vienna Boys Choir members, past & present, all join in:

"I love to go a wondering
along the mountain track
and as I go I love to sing,
my knapsack on my back.

Valderee, Valerah
etc....


I put in a shotgun and a lot of ammunition; for the quiet life.

And, I shout, "PULL!."

I put in a beautiful mosiac floor completely made of clay pigeons.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I shout, "PULL!."

I put in a beautiful mosaic floor completely made of clay pigeons.

and I use the Melee weapon to flatten them. Pity about the colours, though.

I put in a rolling pin

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I use the Melee weapon to flatten them. Pity about the colours, though.

I put in a rolling pin

And, words roll off my tongue like Bye Bye American Pie.

I put in some red, white, and blue colours.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, words roll off my tongue like Bye Bye American Pie.

I put in some red, white, and blue colours.

and they form a couple of flags (all together: Ahhhh)

I put in a dose of insomnia.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they form a couple of flags (all together: Ahhhh)

I put in a dose of insomnia.

and are inspired to write.

I put in an incomprehensible post-modern semiotic analysis of the absent mother in Moby Dick...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and are inspired to write.

I put in an incomprehensible post-modern semiotic analysis of the absent mother in Moby Dick...

And the undergrad gets a C..

I put in a senior tired of proving herself to her professors.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the undergrad gets a C..

I put in a senior tired of proving herself to her professors.

and get an old prof tired of students who merely try to prove themselves.

I put in a pretence-less after-class trip to the pub...

 

[Handley_Page]

and get an old prof tired of students who merely try to prove themselves.

I put in a pretence-less after-class trip to the pub...

where we discover that the beer's off.

I put in a case of decent plonk.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

where we discover that the beer's off.

I put in a case of decent plonk.

And, I'm so thankful that I don't drink beer.

I put in a case of bubbles.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I'm so thankful that I don't drink beer.

I put in a case of bubbles.

and the vaudeville strip-tease circuit is active again.

I put in Lily St-Cyr...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the vaudeville strip-tease circuit is active again.

I put in Lily St-Cyr...

and, the bouncer at the door double checks your age on your driver's license.

I put in red rubber stamp for your right hand.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the bouncer at the door double checks your age on your driver's license.

I put in red rubber stamp for your right hand.

and it lets me go in and out, in and out, all night long.

I put in an exhausted ogler...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it lets me go in and out, in and out, all night long.

I put in an exhausted ogler...

and, I can offer you a bed to rest your weiry... eyes

I put in a down comforter.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I can offer you a bed to rest your weiry... eyes

I put in a down comforter.

and we'll wrap up nice and warm

I put in an alarm clock.