Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't think there are any Lit togethers here in India, will have to earn well first befoe I can think of something like that, but it is defenitely something i am looking forward to in the future.

The people here are good and meeting them in person sure will be a honour.

Lit. doesn't plan them. They are planned by individuals that just decide to have a gathering. Anyone, anywhere can do it.

I got one that said:
Want to roll in the hay?

Response from me:

I'm allergic to hay. How far is it to the hospital?

LOL... Yes, that would definitely not end in a good way, would it?!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i see that you are the quite the fantasy girl...here is mine:

i am with an older, sexy, busty woman who is sexually dominate over me...she makes me do all kinds of stuff and uses me for my big cock

she makes me pose for her, jerk off for her and she evern makes me cum on my face...this all for her delight, but her real pleasure is making me do a guy for her while she masturbates....


Here's a great example that I just got a minute ago; notice the "woman who is sexually dominated over me".... if this person had taken one minute to look at my profile, under my name it says "Influenced by Dominance" which means I am influenced by it, it doesn't say I am Dominate.

This person doesn't bother to write correctly and though that's not a deal breaker it is important, especially if you're trying to attract someone and they spend a majority of their time...writing.

There is a lot of unnecessary garbage in this PM and thus, this "boy" will get no answer from me, but their PM will forever have a place in the history of Lit.

 

[Dracoa]

I haven't gotten a PM in a long time, well over a year for an opening line. Actually, I think I talked to all of them on the public forums first. lol Can't say I've ever used a line myself, but I'm just a nice guy.

 

[Ginger41]

the PM= I wanna see you naked


the Response= Delete

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I haven't gotten a PM in a long time, well over a year for an opening line. Actually, I think I talked to all of them on the public forums first. lol Can't say I've ever used a line myself, but I'm just a nice guy.

Yes, you are. Which is something we ladies like.

the PM= I wanna see you naked


the Response= Delete

Short and sweet...that delete button.

 

[Dracoa]

Yes, you are. Which is something we ladies like.

Short and sweet...that delete button.

Well, what can I say? I like you ladies, so I hope you ladies like me. I suppose a part of me not using lines is that I don't know of many, and what few I do know of just sound bad, like "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" or "Nice shoes, wanna (fill in the blank)". Yeah. Like I said, they just sound bad.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, what can I say? I like you ladies, so I hope you ladies like me. I suppose a part of me not using lines is that I don't know of many, and what few I do know of just sound bad, like "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" or "Nice shoes, wanna (fill in the blank)". Yeah. Like I said, they just sound bad.

*chuckles* Yes, those aren't that thrilling. Lines aren't really all that good anyway, they usually get a few eye rolls and that's it.

 

[Horny44]

"did you fart?..... cuz you just blew me away..."

or the ol' standby

"wanna go in havsies on a bastard?...."

 

[Dracoa]

*chuckles* Yes, those aren't that thrilling. Lines aren't really all that good anyway, they usually get a few eye rolls and that's it.

lol Yeah. Like I said, I wouldn't use a line. I tend to just get to know the person then see where things go. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"did you fart?..... cuz you just blew me away..."

or the ol' standby

"wanna go in havsies on a bastard?...."

Ohhh now those are horrible.

lol Yeah. Like I said, I wouldn't use a line. I tend to just get to know the person then see where things go. lol

A perfect way to go.

 

[Dracoa]

Ohhh now those are horrible.



A perfect way to go.

I don't know about perfect. More often than not, things go the route of just friends. I'm too nice for my own good. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I don't know about perfect. More often than not, things go the route of just friends. I'm too nice for my own good. lol

Nice is better than an ass.

 

[Miles Long]

"So I hear you have a vagina."

You heard wrong, buddy...


Clarification - that is one I received. Pretty damn funny though.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

"So I hear you have a vagina."

You heard wrong, buddy...

*snerk*

 

[Dracoa]

Nice is better than an ass.

I may have one, but I'm not one. lol But yeah, you're right.

 

[sexbombguy]

You're welcome and I'm glad I didn't cross the line. Good luck, and if you're here to make friends then perhaps take things to a different level, that's fine too, but no matter if it ever goes beyond that or not, at least you've made a friend. And who knows perhaps you'll meet them sometime. I've attended three Lit-togethers and have gotten to meet a lot of wonderful people.

Well I think Red haired women are very sexy and hot.

 

[Berwyn]

Decided to put a few posts on the playground, just to see how it would go. Not 5 minutes later I get a PM: "can I come eat at your y" or something along those lines... I guess my fault for picking an ambiguous username...but a look at a few of my posts shoulda been enough for him to figure out I don't have a "Y"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I think Red haired women are very sexy and hot. There was once a web site of very tastefully done nudes of Redd haired women it was very popular. It was called Red as. It was the most beautiful Red Haired woman on the planet in very sexy but classic lingerie. No tramps etc. . Just beautiful women looking beautiful.
You have my respect dear.

Thank you. Growing up I hated my red hair, and longed to have brown like everyone else in my family. Being sexually teased when you're a kid is not fun, nor very comfortable. As an adult I am glad I have the hair color I have, but even though I like it now, I don't like the sexual insults tossed my way.

Decided to put a few posts on the playground, just to see how it would go. Not 5 minutes later I get a PM: "can I come eat at your y" or something along those lines... I guess my fault for picking an ambiguous username...but a look at a few of my posts shoulda been enough for him to figure out I don't have a "Y"

It isn't just the Playground. People lurk at every forum. The Playground probably pulls more unwanted PMs because it is in the Personal section of Lit.'s forums.

 

[Stillstiff]

Thank you. Growing up I hated my red hair, and longed to have brown like everyone else in my family. Being sexually teased when you're a kid is not fun, nor very comfortable. As an adult I am glad I have the hair color I have, but even though I like it now, I don't like the sexual insults tossed by way.




It isn't just the Playground. People lurk at every forum. The Playground probably pulls more unwanted PMs because it is in the Personal section of Lit.'s forums.

Or we have hornier people here.

 

[MikeCasanova]

It isn't just the Playground. People lurk at every forum. The Playground probably pulls more unwanted PMs because it is in the Personal section of Lit.'s forums.

Could be - I also think that you get the best personalities here as well. Not that I'm trying to suck up or anything, but everyone is more open here, and unfortunately that sometimes mean that lurkers have a little more to go on when they want to send an unwanted PM....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Or we have hornier people here.

Quite possibly.

Could be - I also think that you get the best personalities here as well. Not that I'm trying to suck up or anything, but everyone is more open here, and unfortunately that sometimes mean that lurkers have a little more to go on when they want to send an unwanted PM....

I agree. I know I'm more relaxed here on the Playground than on the other forums which is really idiotic of me, because lurkers lurk every where. I know when I have posted in the past on other forums I feel somewhat on guard, more than I do in this one. It makes no sense to have that feeling because it is all connected via the same source.

I would like to post on other forums but I feel as if I wouldn't be welcomed again it shouldn't matter because I only physically know a small handful of Litsters and those I know and respect wouldn't care where I posted. I just feel that if I posted in some areas I'd be attacked or ignored, two things no one really enjoys.

 

[kentjay]

I was laughing to hard to come up with a line

Thanks for the thread it made my night

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks for the thread it made my night

Glad to be of service.

 

[garbage can]

Hey Red, it's been awhile, it's always nice to see you.......

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey Red, it's been awhile, it's always nice to see you.......

You too. It has been a while, all is decently well. How about you?