The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[chy_girl]

I can't recall. Darn it. Now I'm gonna have to reread those books.

Do you remember if it was Anne of Green Gables or Emily of New Moon, though?

 

[graceanne]

Do you remember if it was Anne of Green Gables or Emily of New Moon, though?

I think it's Emily. I would not swear to that. The reason I think that is I read Anne of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea, Anne of Windy Poplars, Anne's House of Dreams . . . the first five? books several times. If it was Anne, I'd think I'd remember more clearly. I only read Emily of New Moon once.

 

[ultramarineblue]

thanks chickadee. Its more an observation than a blurt.

And I'm not sure its a bad thing either

You're welcome.

 

[graceanne]

So, I keep hearing about sex ed in the schools. Educating kids and all that. Yadda yadda. I don't think it's working.

I mentioned that my niece is preggers. About a week ago I told her that I think she's preggers. She said, totally serious, 'i can't be pregnant. we don't do it that often'. 'HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT TAKE?'

My mom heard about that (cause I've been laughing over it since) and said 'yeah. cause you know it takes twenty times at least.' and rolled her eyes. But when I was laughing about that before the babys dad he said, also completely serious, 'well, we don't'.

And this is on top of finding out my friend didn't know you could get STD's from oral sex. *sigh*

 

[chy_girl]

So, I keep hearing about sex ed in the schools. Educating kids and all that. Yadda yadda. I don't think it's working.

I mentioned that my niece is preggers. About a week ago I told her that I think she's preggers. She said, totally serious, 'i can't be pregnant. we don't do it that often'. 'HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT TAKE?'
*snip*

At least it wasn't "But I douched with Pepsi!!!!" or "I was taking pre-natal vitamins - that keeps you from getting pregnant...."

(I kid you not. It was a painful conversation.)

ETA: Perhaps we should sit down and make up a list of all the forms of "birth control" there are that don't really work. Then start handing out copies...


My blurt for the day:

I know it's probably bad to blow out the candle that your PYL is in the process of lighting, but it was really fun.

... And I kind of want the opportunity to do it again.

 

[graceanne]

At least it wasn't "But I douched with Pepsi!!!!" or "I was taking pre-natal vitamins - that keeps you from getting pregnant...."

(I kid you not. It was a painful conversation.)

ETA: Perhaps we should sit down and make up a list of all the forms of "birth control" there are that don't really work. Then start handing out copies...

I do not even want to think of the infection you could get from douching with pepsi. Really, I don't.

My mom says she's heard that you can't get pregnant if you don't cum. I said that sounds like a lie put out by selfish lovers who don't want to get their partners off. How about the 'can't get pregnant if you're on your period' or the 'can't get pregnant if it's your first time' myths?

 

[CurlyKat]

Could I be any more tired for no reason whatsoever? Ugggg.

 

[chy_girl]

I do not even want to think of the infection you could get from douching with pepsi. Really, I don't.

My mom says she's heard that you can't get pregnant if you don't cum. I said that sounds like a lie put out by selfish lovers who don't want to get their partners off. How about the 'can't get pregnant if you're on your period' or the 'can't get pregnant if it's your first time' myths?

Or you can't get pregnant if you have sex in a swimming pool, swallow a penny, insert a penny, or have sex standing up... Or if you do jumping jacks afterward, I've heard that one too.

 

[Soumis]

Or you can't get pregnant if you have sex in a swimming pool, swallow a penny, insert a penny, or have sex standing up... Or if you do jumping jacks afterward, I've heard that one too.

Pregnancy is a magical thing best understood by teenagers and fairies.

I find it easier to forgive the teenagers in their ignorance though, than the grown women who discover they're pregnant en route to prison. Or the 'mother' who miscarried a strawberry. Then there are the mothers of teenagers who insist their babies never have sex while watching miracles of obviously immaculate conception make their naked debut.

It was a rough day at work. Lo siento.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

One old "sure-fire" contraceptive method I heard of was an aspirin. Just a plain old Bayer aspirin.



The girl was supposed to hold it between her knees.



A girl in the high school I taught at tried it. Doggy style. She had some lovely baby showers. All through her pregnancy, she was flabbergasted that her sure-fire contraceptive didn't work. <sigh>

 

[BiBunny]

One old "sure-fire" contraceptive method I heard of was an aspirin. Just a plain old Bayer aspirin.



The girl was supposed to hold it between her knees.



A girl in the high school I taught at tried it. Doggy style. She had some lovely baby showers. All through her pregnancy, she was flabbergasted that her sure-fire contraceptive didn't work. <sigh>

*Blink*

I just...I have no words.

 

[BiBunny]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold....

 

[the captians wench]

It's such a pretty day today. I think I'll go take my car to the car wash and do some running about today.

 

[graceanne]

I AM THE STICKY-HANDY-PRINT-ERNATOR! DIE STICKY HAND PRINTS! DIE! AHAHAHAHA!

 

[chy_girl]

I AM THE STICKY-HANDY-PRINT-ERNATOR! DIE STICKY HAND PRINTS! DIE! AHAHAHAHA!

Now if you could just share the secret to keeping them away for more than 15 minutes at a time...

Asks the mom who's cleaned the living room 5 separate times today... and will clean it once more after the children have gone to bed.

 

[CurlyKat]

I think I'm getting on his nerves a little, but I just can't help it.

 

[Cattypuss]

Hope is more exhausting than despair.

Roll on 1st April and The Decision.

 

[chy_girl]

Hope is more exhausting than despair.

Roll on 1st April and The Decision.

Good luck

 

[Cattypuss]

Thanks - I need it.

 

[the captians wench]

I really love my tits.

 

[graceanne]

Now if you could just share the secret to keeping them away for more than 15 minutes at a time...

Asks the mom who's cleaned the living room 5 separate times today... and will clean it once more after the children have gone to bed.

Rule number one - don't worry about sticky hand prints every time you clean. I get them once a week, sometimes twice if they're really noticeable or it's a huge mess. You have children, if you keep the area cleared and vacuumed, everyone will be amazed. You don't have to get rid of the sticky hand prints daily.

 

[the captians wench]

I want deep hard head banging against the headboard sex.

Then I want to clean him up and keep his cock in my mouth until I fall asleep, longer if I start suckling in my dream state.

*Le sigh*

ETA: And my ass fucked too. But that's probably getting gready.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Kicking, crying, fighting feelings, denial, stomping feet and holding breath.

All that and submissive me won out anyway. I'm happy and content and I couldnt ask for a better man to walk me through this post-abuse mine field I am in.
He has strong shoulders and a stronger heart and a calmness about things that cant be changed that balances out my hysteria and fear about everything that I am going through perfectly.

It certainly would have been much easier to kneel in my place and look up lol.


*content sigh*

 

[graceanne]

My son (age 7) just came into the room and said 'sometimes i just gotta itch my balls'.

ROFL

 

[chy_girl]

Ok, so is it just a little *too* twisted to want to name a three fall rubber flogger made out of big ass bungee cords Saint Bartholomew?