The Naked Party Thread

[Emperor_Nero]

I wonder if they'll let us back in there this year...

Well, I think we would have a much easier time of slipping in than a large bear in a panama hat

 

[Emperor_Nero]

bump...

 

[SweetWitch]

Probably not. I doubt the answer would be as titillating as you'd hope.

Bummer. Sorry.

Nero, you gots some 'splaining to do.

He's completely innocent. It was the bear. He was the naughty one. Fuzzy just stood off to the side looking all embarrassed.

Well, I think we would have a much easier time of slipping in than a large bear in a panama hat

He may have to wait outside.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gifnothing, nothing, nothing . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gifat all, at all, at all . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif


But this year I'm bringing a fake mustache! And dark glasses! http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/horny.gif

 

[OneLustyWench]

Bummer. Sorry.



He's completely innocent. It was the bear. He was the naughty one. Fuzzy just stood off to the side looking all embarrassed.



He may have to wait outside.

He went to a Godiva store and didn't bring any back? That's not innocent.

 

[SweetWitch]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gifat all, at all, at all . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif


But this year I'm bringing a fake mustache! And dark glasses! http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/horny.gif

Ooo, a bear of mystery.

He went to a Godiva store and didn't bring any back? That's not innocent.

Uh, sweetie? He bought two pounds of goodies, including the chocolate strawberries, and he said it was all for you...

 

[TE999]

I believe you're confused. That was Tom.

I thought I heard my name mentioned.

Are we discussing that unfortunate encounter with the mall fuzz at the Godiva store? Those dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Ooo, a bear of mystery.



Uh, sweetie? He bought two pounds of goodies, including the chocolate strawberries, and he said it was all for you...

I don't remember getting ANY of that....wonder where it went?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The Pirate stole it?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I thought I heard my name mentioned.

Are we discussing that unfortunate encounter with the mall fuzz at the Godiva store? Those dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Hi Tom

Yes, somehow the Godiva incident has come up. Just when you thought it faded into the woodwork, it rears its head again

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The Pirate stole it?

Yeah, that's it ... it was the Pirate. He took every bit of it and said he was going to take it straight to you

 

[OneLustyWench]

The Pirate stole it?

Possibly but would have to question that.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Tx told me to come over here and play, though I'll probably be heading to bed soon. lol... I'm not even sure I've ever posted in here before?

Hello all.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Tx told me to come over here and play, though I'll probably be heading to bed soon. lol... I'm not even sure I've ever posted in here before?

Hello all.

Glad to see you though. Hugs and kisses.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Tx told me to come over here and play, though I'll probably be heading to bed soon. lol... I'm not even sure I've ever posted in here before?

Hello all.

Welcome to the party Red ... leave your clothes at the door, have one of the servant elves get you a drink and enjoy.

And yes, this was your first post in here...what took you so long

 

[TE999]

Hi Tom

Yes, somehow the Godiva incident has come up. Just when you thought it faded into the woodwork, it rears its head again

I thought so...actually I thought the impromptu line dance with the chocolate bunnies was rather clever...especially when the sales clerks joined in...but when the chocolate covered strawberry throwing started...

 

[TE999]

Tx told me to come over here and play, though I'll probably be heading to bed soon. lol... I'm not even sure I've ever posted in here before?

Hello all.

Red!! Hey sweetie. Long time no see. Where you been keepin' yourself? You've been missed.

 

[SweetWitch]

I thought I heard my name mentioned.

Are we discussing that unfortunate encounter with the mall fuzz at the Godiva store? Those dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Especially when it comes to nudity and depraved actions with the chocolate.

Some people are so touchy.

I don't remember getting ANY of that....wonder where it went?

Did he have chocolate on his breath? Strawberry seeds in his teeth?

Hi Tom

Yes, somehow the Godiva incident has come up. Just when you thought it faded into the woodwork, it rears its head again

Snerk.

Tx told me to come over here and play, though I'll probably be heading to bed soon. lol... I'm not even sure I've ever posted in here before?

Hello all.

Welcome to the dark side. Mwahaahaahaahaaaaa

 

[SweetWitch]

Did anyone place an order for spam?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I thought so...actually I thought the impromptu line dance with the chocolate bunnies was rather clever...especially when the sales clerks joined in...but when the chocolate covered strawberry throwing started...

...and then once the melted chocolate started getting matted in "someone's" fur, it was all downhill from there

 

[OneLustyWench]

...and then once the melted chocolate started getting matted in "someone's" fur, it was all downhill from there

*is imagining the carnage of a bear vs several chocolate bunnies* Oh the inhumanity of it all.

 

[SweetWitch]

...and then once the melted chocolate started getting matted in "someone's" fur, it was all downhill from there

See? It was all the bear's fault.

But at least he didn't wipe out like I did in front of the restaurant.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Glad to see you though. Hugs and kisses.

Thank ya. You too.

Welcome to the party Red ... leave your clothes at the door, have one of the servant elves get you a drink and enjoy.

And yes, this was your first post in here...what took you so long

I'll leave my clothes next time. lol... I'm heading to bed, wait, I guess since I'm heading to bed I don't need my clothes after all.

Red!! Hey sweetie. Long time no see. Where you been keepin' yourself? You've been missed.

Thanks TE. I'm doing well, took a break from Lit, writing, and other stuff and started attending school, earning a degree as a Pastry Chef.

Welcome to the dark side. Mwahaahaahaahaaaaa

lol... Thanks.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Night everyone. Thanks for the welcome back.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

See? It was all the bear's fault.

But at least he didn't wipe out like I did in front of the restaurant.

True, but the wipe out just left you with a bruised butt and a bruised ego...

Poor Bear had all those police baton bruises and the taser burns