The Naked Party Thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Well, suddenly I feel like an idiot for sitting on your lap. I guess that won't be problem this year.

I sense a flurry of backpedaling coming on

 

[SweetWitch]

Ah, you're refering to Chicago 1, then.



Uh-oh, Bear. You did it now.

Molly

Slyc!

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, I'm close to drunk. Might as well get close to naked, too.

How's it going nekkid folk?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, suddenly I feel like an idiot for sitting on your lap. I guess that won't be problem this year.

I was trying to be discrete. You know, 'what happens at Lit, stays at Lit' and all that? I suppose you'd prefer I broadcast all that making out we did all over the Internet? Sheesh!

 

[OneLustyWench]

Well, I'm close to drunk. Might as well get close to naked, too.

How's it going nekkid folk?

Close to drunk and you aren't sharing?

 

[SweetWitch]

I was trying to be discrete. You know, 'what happens at Lit, stays at Lit' and all that? I suppose you'd prefer I broadcast all that making out we did all over the Internet? Sheesh!

What making out? All I did was sit on your lap!

Ooooooh...you're talking about that time in the hall when you grabbed me, pinned me against the wall and...uh, never mind.

 

[midwestyankee]

Close to drunk and you aren't sharing?

Nope. Not a frikkin drop. My wife even had to fight me for her "share."

 

[OneLustyWench]

What making out? All I did was sit on your lap!

Ooooooh...you're talking about that time in the hall when you grabbed me, pinned me against the wall and...uh, never mind.

Does that mean he's forgiven and discretion rules?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Nope. Not a frikkin drop. My wife even had to fight me for her "share."

Stingy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What making out? All I did was sit on your lap!

Ooooooh...you're talking about that time in the hall when you grabbed me, pinned me against the wall and...uh, never mind.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif Nothing scandalous happened anywhere near me at all . . . nope, nothing at all . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

 

[midwestyankee]

Stingy.

Usually, no. Tonight - yes.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif Nothing scandalous happened anywhere near me at all . . . nope, nothing at all . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

what about that incident at the lingerie store

 

[SweetWitch]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif Nothing scandalous happened anywhere near me at all . . . nope, nothing at all . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

I have a sexy new haircut and it's making me rather...bold tonight.

 

[SweetWitch]

what about that incident at the lingerie store

I believe you're confused. That was Tom.

 

[slyc_willie]

We put Little One to bed and the Naked Party kicks up a notch. Why do I miss all the good stuff?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I believe you're confused. That was Tom.

From what I "heard" it was both of them ... that was part of the incident

 

[SweetWitch]

We put Little One to bed and the Naked Party kicks up a notch. Why do I miss all the good stuff?

You need to fix your schedule. It's all askew.

From what I "heard" it was both of them ... that was part of the incident

No, you have it wrong. The lingerie shop was minor. The "bear incident" was in the Godiva store. Remember? Mall cops showed, the customers were frightened and the chocolate...well, it was melted.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gifnothing, nothing, nothing . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

 

[SweetWitch]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gifnothing, nothing, nothing . . . http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/whistles.gif

Oh, please. You remember. We all almost went to jail.

 

[slyc_willie]

You need to fix your schedule. It's all askew.

The schedule ain't the only thing askewed, hon . . .

 

[Emperor_Nero]

You need to fix your schedule. It's all askew.



No, you have it wrong. The lingerie shop was minor. The "bear incident" was in the Godiva store. Remember? Mall cops showed, the customers were frightened and the chocolate...well, it was melted.

Oh my God, I almost forgot about that

And I didn't even know it was possible to do that with chocolate. I mean, I'd heard stories, but to actually see it happen was ... amazing!

 

[SweetWitch]

The schedule ain't the only thing askewed, hon . . .

Should I ask...?

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh my God, I almost forgot about that

And I didn't even know it was possible to do that with chocolate. I mean, I'd heard stories, but to actually see it happen was ... amazing!

I wonder if they'll let us back in there this year...

 

[slyc_willie]

Should I ask...?

Probably not. I doubt the answer would be as titillating as you'd hope.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Oh my God, I almost forgot about that

And I didn't even know it was possible to do that with chocolate. I mean, I'd heard stories, but to actually see it happen was ... amazing!

Nero, you gots some 'splaining to do.