The Naked Party Thread

[SweetWitch]

How unfortunate
Perhaps we should send you an emergency contingent of litsters to warm your bed; I'm sure we'd have no dearth of volunteers.

Snerk. I'll bet my husband would love that.

I like your new av.

 

[TxRad]

How unfortunate
Perhaps we should send you an emergency contingent of litsters to warm your bed; I'm sure we'd have no dearth of volunteers.

<<<<< Waves both hands above his head wildly.

I also make Chocolate malt runs in the middle of the night.

And a bump to get SW unstuck out of the wall.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Snerk. I'll bet my husband would love that.

I like your new av.

Such an interesting husband... most men aren't into large groups like that.

Thanks; I like to put the physical me on display now and again. The drawing is a mid-life crisis...

 

[TxRad]

Such an interesting husband... most men aren't into large groups like that.

Thanks; I like to put the physical me on display now and again. The drawing is a mid-life crisis...

I use the real me cause I like to scare the trolls away.

 

[SweetWitch]

Such an interesting husband... most men aren't into large groups like that.

Thanks; I like to put the physical me on display now and again. The drawing is a mid-life crisis...

You have a very interesting face. I like it.

I use the real me cause I like to scare the trolls away.

If only there were true.

 

[SweetWitch]

<<<<< Waves both hands above his head wildly.

I also make Chocolate malt runs in the middle of the night.

And a bump to get SW unstuck out of the wall.

Funny you should mention chocolate malts...Made Mr. Lumpy get me one late last ngiht.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

When you get up at 3 AM to write, you have to keep the lights off and be very quiet or the puppy will howl and wake up the house.

The morning is never very pretty when you get up 3 hours before the sun.

A sunrise isn't always beautiful.

If you turn the puppy loose, it's better than an alarm clock to wake up little girls.

Husband's are grouchy before their morning showers.

Dogs crap.

Cats hate dogs.

Lamps break.

Is item 8 due to item 5?

And would wives be grouchy if it was suggested that morning husband grouchiness could be cured by bringing said husband a mug of fresh coffee first thing?

 

[TxRad]

Is item 8 due to item 5?

And would wives be grouchy if it was suggested that morning husband grouchiness could be cured by bringing said husband a mug of fresh coffee first thing?

I was thinking more along the lines of a morning blowjob butt that's just me.

And probably why I'm single.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I was thinking more along the lines of a morning blowjob butt that's just me.

And probably why I'm single.

I was thinking exactly the same, though also with the coffee, but I decided there are some things you just can't suggest to a woman and keep your bollocks still attached!

And what's a blowjob butt? You either have your anatomy muddled, or know some ladies with very unusual skills!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You have a very interesting face. I like it.


Thanks. I'm rather fond of it, myself; I think I'll keep it for a while.

 

[SweetWitch]

Stupid fucking double post.

 

[SweetWitch]

Is item 8 due to item 5?

And would wives be grouchy if it was suggested that morning husband grouchiness could be cured by bringing said husband a mug of fresh coffee first thing?

1. He doesn't drink coffee.
2. I'm ill and he's capable of doing it himself.
3. He could offer to bring me a cup of tea.

I was thinking more along the lines of a morning blowjob butt that's just me.

And probably why I'm single.

Just a guess here, but yeah, that's probably why you're single. On the flip side, he could offer the same to me, but never does.

Thanks. I'm rather fond of it, myself; I think I'll keep it for a while.

Good, because it works for you.

 

[OneLustyWench]

You're sick again? Poor thing.

Nice avi but I'm sure the posts you have here tell the story behind it.

*wanders in for company while the fuzzy one is at work*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*Waves in passing as he loads compressor and sprayer into car*

I'm off to spray the toolbox so I can bring it home and hang it up Wednesday or thereabouts.

 

[SweetWitch]

You're sick again? Poor thing.

Nice avi but I'm sure the posts you have here tell the story behind it.

*wanders in for company while the fuzzy one is at work*

Yeah, the lump gave me his stomach flu. His diseases are the only thing he likes to share.

*Waves in passing as he loads compressor and sprayer into car*

I'm off to spray the toolbox so I can bring it home and hang it up Wednesday or thereabouts.

Have fun.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Yeah, the lump gave me his stomach flu. His diseases are the only thing he likes to share.



Have fun.

Nice of him. Does this mean you still get to come up and play or does this mean no more vacation left?

 

[TE999]

*looks about cautiously from the front door*

Are there still sick people here?

 

[OneLustyWench]

*looks about cautiously from the front door*

Are there still sick people here?

Hiya Tom

 

[SweetWitch]

Nice of him. Does this mean you still get to come up and play or does this mean no more vacation left?

I have time. The only thing I don't have is traveling cash, but what else is new, eh?

*looks about cautiously from the front door*

Are there still sick people here?

Don't worry. I won't sneeze on you.

 

[SweetWitch]

This crazy puppy is carrying a rawhide stick around in her mouth like a stogie--and has been for the better part of an hour. I think she's looking for a good place to bury it.

 

[OneLustyWench]

This crazy puppy is carrying a rawhide stick around in her mouth like a stogie--and has been for the better part of an hour. I think she's looking for a good place to bury it.

Or someone to throw it so she can chase it.

 

[TE999]

Hiya Tom

Hi Wenchie. Lookin' forward to seein' you and Fuzzy in Chi.

Don't worry. I won't sneeze on you.

Thank you. My sympathies on your illness, Molly. That flu's a nasty customer.

 

[SweetWitch]

Or someone to throw it so she can chase it.

Tried that. She won't let me near it.

She just "buried" it under a blanket on the big chair. now she's lying next to it, guarding her secret stash.

 

[SweetWitch]

Thank you. My sympathies on your illness, Molly. That flu's a nasty customer.

Thanks. I'll live.

Been using the time off to write.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Tried that. She won't let me near it.

She just "buried" it under a blanket on the big chair. now she's lying next to it, guarding her secret stash.

Wow, usually they love to run and chase what you throw. Guess it is "special" to her. Guarding her crown jewel.