What's your superpower?

[DeepGreenEyes]

What is something that you do very well – as well as, or perhaps better than – anyone you know? It can be something grand, or something as small as baking amazing cookies.

If you want to get silly, come up with a name: If we were to start a Cafe Justice League, who would you be?

 

[MisterSir]

If I can't have the drums, I will take my otherwordly accuracy when throwing things into waste receptacles. If I haven't bounced a piece of scrap paper off at least one wall en route to the bin, I'll be disappointed.

 

[Keroin]

Oh this one's easy. I do the best bagpipe imitation in the world, using only my own body.

I'll let your imaginations run wild with that one.

It renders people speechless then induces uncontrollable laughter, rendering my foes helpless. Truly, it is a super power.

 

[neci]

i am going to have to think on this one....
my superpowers....
i make a damn good flan.
there are more. i will return.

 

[sinnocence]

I can see through people's clothing.

 

[midwestyankee]

Some people occasionally amuse themselves by tossing a grape or other small item of food a foot or so above their head and catching it in their mouths. When I was in college I advanced that act to such a refined level that I could catch grapes in my mouth that were dropped from the top floor of a five-story building.

 

[Aquila1]

I can make the best armpit-fart-noises ever. At least I could when I was 9.

*tentatively inserts hand under armpit*.....yup, I still have the magic in me.

 

[funnybabe]

fly

I just really, really want to fly.

 

[EmpressFi]

I produce milk

 

[CurlyKat]

I make a fantastic peach cobbler and am something of a dog whisperer (old boss's title for me, not my own). They just naturally trust me and listen to me.

 

[neci]

i want to be able to read people. to be able to look at them and know.
that is going to be my superpower. yes.
oh, and when i sense evil, i will drown it out in gushing cunt liquids.

 

[be_ignited]

I can fold my tongue in half and then in half again.

I haven't ever met anyone else who could.

 

[midwestyankee]

i want to be able to read people. to be able to look at them and know.
that is going to be my superpower. yes.
oh, and when i sense evil, i will drown it out in gushing cunt liquids.

Hmmm....wondering what it would take to persuade npm that I'm the personification of evil.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

 

[graceanne]

My mother always said if I was a super hero my super power would be my sonic sneezes.

 

[ImOnIt]

My superpower is patience.
Except on the internet

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

If I can't have the drums, I will take my otherwordly accuracy when throwing things into waste receptacles. If I haven't bounced a piece of scrap paper off at least one wall en route to the bin, I'll be disappointed.

Behold: Receptakill!

Oh this one's easy. I do the best bagpipe imitation in the world, using only my own body.

I'll let your imaginations run wild with that one.

It renders people speechless then induces uncontrollable laughter, rendering my foes helpless. Truly, it is a super power.

Gas Lass!

I can see through people's clothing.

Pervgirl!

Some people occasionally amuse themselves by tossing a grape or other small item of food a foot or so above their head and catching it in their mouths. When I was in college I advanced that act to such a refined level that I could catch grapes in my mouth that were dropped from the top floor of a five-story building.

SnackVac!

I can make the best armpit-fart-noises ever. At least I could when I was 9.

*tentatively inserts hand under armpit*.....yup, I still have the magic in me.

Fart-Under-the-Arm-Girl!

I just really, really want to fly.

Pining Penguin!

I produce milk

Milk Maid!

I make a fantastic peach cobbler and am something of a dog whisperer (old boss's title for me, not my own). They just naturally trust me and listen to me.

Caped Cobbler!

i want to be able to read people. to be able to look at them and know.
that is going to be my superpower. yes.
oh, and when i sense evil, i will drown it out in gushing cunt liquids.

Geyser Girl!

I can fold my tongue in half and then in half again.

I haven't ever met anyone else who could.

Fellatrix!

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Fellatrix!

What? This is a good name.

My superpower is patience.
Except on the internet

Dr. Zen!

My mother always said if I was a super hero my super power would be my sonic sneezes.

Sinus Avenger!

 

[chy_girl]

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[PertPerth]

"Follow through"
Big things or little things, it doesn't matter. Once I say I'm going to do something, I do it to the best of my ability.

 

[Cattypuss]

I have an inhumanly sensitive nose - people have called it dog-like in its ability to detect really really subtle smells.

It's more of a curse than a blessing, as faint bad smells, to me, are head-swimmingly overwhelming. Twas awful when I had to commute on crowded underground trains in London in the summer.

 

[Netzach]

I am Bullshit Detector.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Keroin]

Gas Lass!

Gas?

Oh, I should also mention that I can fly, move objects with my mind, breathe underwater and shoot laser beams from my eyes...but the bagpipe power is the one that impresses people the most, so I go with that as my signature power.

 

[neci]

Hmmm....wondering what it would take to persuade npm that I'm the personification of evil.

sorry, at your core i do not sense evil, although it is clouded by mischief and some bullheadedness.

 

[neci]

Geyser Girl!

God save the sheets!

i'm still waiting on Your superhero...