Snow Country Wisdom

[R. Richard]

It occurs to me that I haven't yet given the newbies in the AH forum the key piece of snow country wisdom.


DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Yeah it's not LEMON flavored as some might think!

 

[Cool_Papa]

Yeah it's not LEMON flavored as some might think!

But it could be
And you won't know until you smell it and taste it
and even if it's piss, you won't die but just might
Be on TV.

 

[R. Richard]

But it could be.

A very, very low percentage bet.

And you won't know until you smell it and taste it.

No way do I care to find out. No way in hell do I taste it.

and even if it's piss, you won't die but just might Be on TV.

I would rather be on TV as a result of appearing as a sensational witness in a divorce trial. Perhaps having been caught on tape while satisfying a billionaire's 18-year-old, nymphomaniac wife. But, that's just me.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm with Richard on this one...the 18 year old wife sounds interesting.