Confessions: What Are Yours?

[draconus_infernus]

ICT seeing you in handcuffs is quite thought provoking... oh and the strip search... hmmmmm ponderous man, really ponderous

ICT AJ's use of the word "ponderous" reminds me of a clip I once heard of Casey Kasem going ape shit while recording his old radio show

 

[glasspenguin]

ICT AJ's use of the word "ponderous" reminds me of a clip I once heard of Casey Kasem going ape shit while recording his old radio show

You mean this one?

 

[draconus_infernus]

You mean this one?

YES!!!! That's the one!!!! Man that is a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!! I'll tell you one thing, I wouldn't want to be in his producer's shoes.

 

[glasspenguin]

YES!!!! That's the one!!!! Man that is a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

It's certainly right up there with Shatner's "Sabotage" blurb, but nothing quite tops the 15 minute Orson Welles frozen veggies commercial...

 

[*Twisted*]

ICT I'd really love to get laid, LOL, just a nice hot make out session followed by frantic removal of clothing and seriously hot sweaty sex. This how ever is highly unlikely. LOL

 

[ima6uldv8]

Has it warmed up yet? I was in Tampa last week and it was coooooolllllddddd

And you didn't contact me? Damn! It's cold tonight and I'm tired of having no heat.

 

[draconus_infernus]

It's certainly right up there with Shatner's "Sabotage" blurb, but nothing quite tops the 15 minute Orson Welles frozen veggies commercial...

I forgot about that one! You're right, that one is just over the top insane.

 

[wantonknowledge]

Hi Ima

It's certainly right up there with Shatner's "Sabotage" blurb, but nothing quite tops the 15 minute Orson Welles frozen veggies commercial...

ICT the Casey Kasem bit made me LOL and I'll try to remember to Google the others mentioned with which I am not familiar.

But that will have to wait...

ICT I wrote a new story, http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=658672&page=17 post 404 and now I am horny as hell and will need to go masturbate to relieve some of this frustration...

ICT I just read this story and I do believe I will be heading for a shower very soon WOW

IFCT I really should be working right now

 

[*Twisted*]

And you didn't contact me? Damn! It's cold tonight and I'm tired of having no heat.

somehow I missed that you were in Orlando, doh! Next time I will, and I expect I'll be there about once a month

 

[duceraised]

Too Busy

I confess that I will be very busy today and have lil time to stroke my cock. And that pisses me off cause i am hard as a rock right now!

 

[Arianthe]

Nice av

Ima's right about the avi!

Thank you



ICT being quite pleased with the way it turned out.

 

[IAboy]

I confess that right now I am nervous about teaching a lesson even though I know everything will work out all right. I further confess that enjoyed being tied down by my lover.

 

[coffeelover5]

ICT I am so angry at my wife for her lies and cocaine addiciton!

 

[kaion]

I confess to depositing a hot sticky load in my wife's pussy most of the time before she would go to her last girlfriend's house. Knowing that her girlfriend would spend the next few hours cleaning her creampie was such a turn on. When she would get home I would fuck my wife's brains out some more while hearing about her escapades and tasting her girlfriend's pussy juice on her lips.

 

[Arianthe]

ICT I am so angry at my wife for her lies and cocaine addiciton!

I can relate.

PM me if you want to talk.

 

[vibes]

I confess to depositing a hot sticky load in my wife's pussy most of the time before she would go to her last girlfriend's house. Knowing that her girlfriend would spend the next few hours cleaning her creampie was such a turn on. When she would get home I would fuck my wife's brains out some more while hearing about her escapades and tasting her girlfriend's pussy juice on her lips.

Snowballing by proxy? ... interesting

 

[tanru]

ICT I'm debugging a problem with a crashed thread, but I can't keep my hand from wandering down to my crotch, and I think I'm just going to keep that up for the rest of the afternoon....

 

[Her1Obsession]

ICT, I love kissing and nibbling on her inner thighs right before I eat her sweet wet pussy till she begs to be fucked HARD and FAST

 

[subpup123]

ICT images and thoughts of aggressive bi females with intimidating strap ons just wont leave my mind today

 

[funluvinaj]

Rotflmao

ICT this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time... I had tears running down my face last night watching this....

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/

"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"

You may now resume your normal programming...

 

[glasspenguin]

ICT the Casey Kasem bit made me LOL and I'll try to remember to Google the others mentioned with which I am not familiar.

But that will have to wait...

No it doesn't! Here ya go!

Orson's Pissed...

The Brain and Frozen Peas
This version is actually tweaked and played against Pinky and the Brain, which only makes it all the better.

And here's the famous "Sabotage" rant. Shatner's never been more smug

"I don't say "sabotage"."

 

[ima6uldv8]

ICT I had so much fun last night! And I found out about the drink Johnny Vegas. So yummy!

 

[duceraised]

I confess that I will be very busy today and have lil time to stroke my cock. And that pisses me off cause i am hard as a rock right now!

I now confess that i am making time at this moment

 

[draconus_infernus]

ICT this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time... I had tears running down my face last night watching this....

http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/

"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"

You may now resume your normal programming...

I love Robot Chicken! "Go for Papa Palpatine!"

If you like that, you should check out the Family Guy Star Wars spoofs. Stewie as Darth Vader is fucking hysterical!

 

[glasspenguin]

I love Robot Chicken! "Go for Papa Palpatine!"

If you like that, you should check out the Family Guy Star Wars spoofs. Stewie as Darth Vader is fucking hysterical!

When Darth Stewie took the baseball bat to Leonard Nimoy's mailbox in "Something Something Dark Side" I thought I'd die laughing.