Jacking-Off Log

[thør]

It is the furthest thing of importance in life at the moment. Maybe a little bit more into my vacation time...

I understand priorities....

 

[bridgeburner]

Got a good one last night. Will definitely be jacking tonight --- I'm about to go spend 10 days with the fam in Red Stick and somehow staying at the parental abode damps down the jacking urge.

I'm packing the pillowcase I use to gag myself with anyway.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

To Russia with Love
(The version with five young guys and a less young woman, not the Sean Connery version)

 

[MechaBlade]

Good semi-organic jack. Used nothing but one of my favorite erotic stories (and supplemented slightly with some pictures that illustrated the story).

 

[where]

Every story needs a hook

ahahahahha! funny man!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Quickie

Yesterday morning (after months of not even attempting).

The thought behind it: strapping up and fucking some random guy in the ass with a 12 inch toy....his scrotal sac crushed in one of my small brown hands.

The results....a semi good one which left me whimpery and slightly off balance.

Actual implements used: NONE~just two fingers and a thumb.

 

[Raidho]

Inspiration--A surprise still: an unattractive woman being held down by an unattractive male. One hand on her throat, loosely, another spread above her cunt as if spanking it. Instant arousal.

The jack: Fast, furious. Used two of three recent purchases which covered the ass, the cunt, and the clit. A gspot toy. Dual vibrating eggs. First time I've had anything vibrating in the ass. Ass extremely tight--didn't want to give the egg up once in.

Result: Four O's in about as many minutes. Holy hell. Weak as a kitten for three times as long.

Merry Christmas to me.

 

[Luk]

Girlfriend was emotional all day, head and heart was everywhere. It was all good until she brought up an old wound I inflected. She was pissed and would only text me. Then all of the sudden she started saying she wanted me to fuck her hard and and deep, to fuck her pussy raw.
I got hard, grabbed the lube and took care of myself.

 

[MechaBlade]

Joy Angeles should be nominated for a goddamned Oscar. Or at least an AVN. Christ.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Joy Angeles should be nominated for a goddamned Oscar. Or at least an AVN. Christ.

And Amai Liu was someone's young, beautiful, petite, pure and unsullied daughter.

Once.

 

[MechaBlade]

And Amai Liu was someone's young, beautiful, petite, pure and unsullied daughter.

Once.

She's a cute one. But no pendulous tits! What gives, Irezumi?

 

[MechaBlade]

Read a dirty anal lesbian story on Lit and watched an old strapon lesbians clip. As I came, instead of the skinny girls in the video, I thought of two round-hipped, short-haired lesbians; one pegging the other in the ass with a tightly strapped strapon. It was just like an illustration I'd seen recently in Felice Newman's The Whole Lesbian Sex Book.

I wish I could scan just that image from the book. I certainly don't want to buy a whole book of lesbian sex for just one illustration, even though it's really hot.

Hmm, available at Amazon used for $10. Might be worth it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

She's a cute one. But no pendulous tits! What gives, Irezumi?

Every once or thrice in a week I need to have the polar opposite of what usually gets my motor running. Something about those gals with nothing but nipple...I dunno why, but after a steady diet of G-cups, they stir something deep inside my horny, pervy, titty-loving soul.

Audrianna Angel is another one I'm crushing on. There's barely anything there, but...something about that chick. I think it's the eyes and her skin.

http://www.18yearsoldblog.com/images/audrianna-angel-teen.jpg

http://www.audriannaangelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/audrianna-angel-petite-blowjob-03.jpg

http://www.audriannaangelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/audrianna-angel-petite-blowjob-04.jpg

 

[MechaBlade]

Every once or thrice in a week I need to have the polar opposite of what usually gets my motor running. Something about those gals with nothing but nipple...I dunno why, but after a steady diet of G-cups, they stir something deep inside my horny, pervy, titty-loving soul.

Audrianna Angel is another one I'm crushing on. There's barely anything there, but...something about that chick. I think it's the eyes and her skin.

A true tit man, you love the small and the large.

That chick doesn't do anything for me, though.

 

[where]

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[bridgeburner]

the suck-u-bus: public transportation in Rosco-land.

gotta love it!

 

[rosco rathbone]

the suck-u-bus: public transportation in Rosco-land.

gotta love it!

Beebles: have you read Jerzy Kozinski's Steps?

Perverse!

 

[bridgeburner]

Beebles: have you read Jerzy Kozinski's Steps?

Perverse!

Better than Blind Date? That's still one of my faves although I haven't read it in years. I read The Painted Bird, but don't recall too much about it. I'll have to have a looksee for Steps.

I've been in CPR and First Aid training for the last three days and having totally inappropriate thoughts. Maybe it's the helplessness of the victim in the hands of a stranger. Then there's the whole modified Heimlich maneuver for pregnant women that could become a grope-fest of lactating mammaries. The tearing or cutting open of shirts to apply AED pads, the mouth to mouth contact and restraint, I mean "stabilization" of the head. whew!

Of course, it's only sexy if the person isn't really in life-threatening danger.

All of these steamy thoughts were exacerbated by the presence of another class member who really trips my trigger.

I'm going to go crawl under my electric blanket for some self-therapy.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Better than Blind Date? That's still one of my faves although I haven't read it in years. I read The Painted Bird, but don't recall too much about it. I'll have to have a looksee for Steps.

I've been in CPR and First Aid training for the last three days and having totally inappropriate thoughts. Maybe it's the helplessness of the victim in the hands of a stranger. Then there's the whole modified Heimlich maneuver for pregnant women that could become a grope-fest of lactating mammaries. The tearing or cutting open of shirts to apply AED pads, the mouth to mouth contact and restraint, I mean "stabilization" of the head. whew!

Of course, it's only sexy if the person isn't really in life-threatening danger.

All of these steamy thoughts were exacerbated by the presence of another class member who really trips my trigger.

I'm going to go crawl under my electric blanket for some self-therapy.

Mouth to mouth, fuck that. If there's no barrier mask, you are just going to have to die from lack of oxygen to the brain!

Steps is like, a whole book made from the best parts of Blind Date.

 

[bridgeburner]

Mouth to mouth, fuck that. If there's no barrier mask, you are just going to have to die from lack of oxygen to the brain!

Steps is like, a whole book made from the best parts of Blind Date.

Nah, this is WITH the barrier. That just makes it hotter --- "See? I'm being professional -- I'm wearing gloves. I'm using the barrier. You can trust me. You should do exactly as I say even if it seems strange because I know better than you and your health is at stake..."

Definitely looking up Steps!

edited to add: Did that make sense about the professionalism? It's like, when does a routine gyno exam cross the line? The doc can't be too squirrelly about it, but you can get away with a lot if you have the right attitude and pick someone just gullible enough either through naivete or fear/stress.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

+1
chatting with a friend
creampie video

it's not so much the cream as it is the coming inside
and the cream, too, a little bit

i don't like to see the guy cleaning his own cream

i do like the cream coming out

symbolically a female demonstrating a male orgasm i suppose

 

[MechaBlade]

In The Last House on the Left (2009 version), it seems clear that the girl is vaginally raped. The only thing to suggest that she was anally raped is that she is taken from behind. However, imdb has a thread several pages long where users debate her rapist's point of entry.

I think it's her vagina, but tonight, watching it again, I imagined that the director intended it to be her ass, which is, of course, preferable.

I want to watch the original movie and see how it compares.

 

[bridgeburner]

In The Last House on the Left (2009 version), it seems clear that the girl is vaginally raped. The only thing to suggest that she was anally raped is that she is taken from behind. However, imdb has a thread several pages long where users debate her rapist's point of entry.

I think it's her vagina, but tonight, watching it again, I imagined that the director intended it to be her ass, which is, of course, preferable.

I want to watch the original movie and see how it compares.

In the original she's face up, if I recall correctly. The shot focuses on their faces. He's grunting and drooling on her cheek --- no lower body visuals. Hess is far, far creepier than the dude in the remake.

 

[MechaBlade]

Sometimes I like talking while cumming because my speaking ability gets destroyed and it's fun to listen to myself driven stupid and then eventually mute by orgasm. I usually will just speak in stream-of-consciousness, starting right when I begin to cum. Tonight it went something like this:

"You should meet my friend David. He's a cool guy who can manage several different hazmat having told I know just I ever.... go...."

In the original she's face up, if I recall correctly. The shot focuses on their faces. He's grunting and drooling on her cheek --- no lower body visuals. Hess is far, far creepier than the dude in the remake.

No lower body visuals? Boo.

 

[bridgeburner]

Sometimes I like talking while cumming because my speaking ability gets destroyed and it's fun to listen to myself driven stupid and then eventually mute by orgasm. I usually will just speak in stream-of-consciousness, starting right when I begin to cum. Tonight it went something like this:

"You should meet my friend David. He's a cool guy who can manage several different hazmat having told I know just I ever.... go...."

Yeah, I say the dumbest things when I cum alone....perhaps one of the reasons that I don't come with others. ;->

Of course, I'm always saying whatever the pervy dude in my fantasy is saying as he comes....or I'm just grunting/whimpering

No lower body visuals? Boo.

Yeah, the original is no kinds of hot on my perv-o-meter. The re-make gets a bit of a twinge. I actually prefer the re-make because they cut the comedy routine with the cops. Also, I'm a sucker for the better production values in it. I'm not always that way about re-makes -- in fact, I'm rarely more fond of re-makes -- but this one was quite well done and the changes that they did make were ones I liked.