Confessions: What Are Yours?

[im_a_man]

Must have been pretty hot if you're still remembering it. Surely sounds hot! The taboo things are awfully fun.

agreed... makes the imagination go wild!!!

 

[stilts30]

ICT I am afraid of death. It scares the hell out of me and at times I get consumed by the idea of it. Not in a negative where is the toe attachment to my shotgun type of way, rather the what is out there kind of way. What will happen once I do go? I consider myself to be a spiritual person. I just question what happens next and I think about it from time to time. Some believe in pearly gates, others believe in 40 virgins, some believe in nothing but ground fertilizer, some re-incarnation. I believe and have had some experiences with what I feel are ghosts, so is that what happens? Do i go around watch people scratch their asses and pick their nose and even better masturbate to things they should never find sexy on the internet? Ted Williams is frozen as is Walt Disney. Milty lived to 100 plus on cigars, and my uncle died at 35 while jogging. I know when it is your time to go it is your time to go. I know people who are at peace with it. I am not one of them. I want to live to 150 having some hot nurse wiping my heiny as I pinch her ass on her way out. Who am I kidding I am going to be that old man on the corner who all the kids are afraid of getting their ball out of his backyard. But hey I will be able to take a shit in my barco lounger without ever having to get up. Suppose you always have to take the good with the bad...Long live adult diapers....

What a morbid post..I apologize, but something I wanted to confess...

 

[ima6uldv8]

I confess that I'm rather ticked off by my mother insisting that I spend too much time alone. For god's sake, I work most of the them and when I get home I don't feel like going out (even if I had the money to do so). Furthermore, most of my friends are in the same boat, so what the hell am I supposed to do?

In all honesty I think this is code for "You need a girl" which in turn is code for "I want a grandchild before I die, goddamnit". Neither is a likely scenario, I think...

Does she not understand you have no money? Thankfully, my mom never pressured me for kids because she would have lost. I'm very childfree. Also thankfully, my brother had kids so she still got grandkids. If there's one thing I've learned, you've got to live life for yourself. I'm not saying be selfish but don't live life to strictly please others.

 

[Wife of Bath]

ICT I am afraid of death. It scares the hell out of me and at times I get consumed by the idea of it. Not in a negative where is the toe attachment to my shotgun type of way, rather the what is out there kind of way. What will happen once I do go? I consider myself to be a spiritual person. I just question what happens next and I think about it from time to time. Some believe in pearly gates, others believe in 40 virgins, some believe in nothing but ground fertilizer, some re-incarnation. I believe and have had some experiences with what I feel are ghosts, so is that what happens? Do i go around watch people scratch their asses and pick their nose and even better masturbate to things they should never find sexy on the internet? Ted Williams is frozen as is Walt Disney. Milty lived to 100 plus on cigars, and my uncle died at 35 while jogging. I know when it is your time to go it is your time to go. I know people who are at peace with it. I am not one of them. I want to live to 150 having some hot nurse wiping my heiny as I pinch her ass on her way out. Who am I kidding I am going to be that old man on the corner who all the kids are afraid of getting their ball out of his backyard. But hey I will be able to take a shit in my barco lounger without ever having to get up. Suppose you always have to take the good with the bad...Long live adult diapers....

What a morbid post..I apologize, but something I wanted to confess...

ICT I find it absolutely amazing that you managed to type that.

 

[stilts30]

ICT I find it absolutely amazing that you managed to type that.

A ghost transcribed it for me smart ass!!!

 

[Kazoora]

ICT what scares me about death is the thimgs left undone -- even as I try to live life to its fullest. Oh, well, there's always the next life -- maybe as a chipmunk.

ICT I am afraid of death. It scares the hell out of me and at times I get consumed by the idea of it. Not in a negative where is the toe attachment to my shotgun type of way, rather the what is out there kind of way. What will happen once I do go? I consider myself to be a spiritual person. I just question what happens next and I think about it from time to time. Some believe in pearly gates, others believe in 40 virgins, some believe in nothing but ground fertilizer, some re-incarnation. I believe and have had some experiences with what I feel are ghosts, so is that what happens? Do i go around watch people scratch their asses and pick their nose and even better masturbate to things they should never find sexy on the internet? Ted Williams is frozen as is Walt Disney. Milty lived to 100 plus on cigars, and my uncle died at 35 while jogging. I know when it is your time to go it is your time to go. I know people who are at peace with it. I am not one of them. I want to live to 150 having some hot nurse wiping my heiny as I pinch her ass on her way out. Who am I kidding I am going to be that old man on the corner who all the kids are afraid of getting their ball out of his backyard. But hey I will be able to take a shit in my barco lounger without ever having to get up. Suppose you always have to take the good with the bad...Long live adult diapers....

What a morbid post..I apologize, but something I wanted to confess...

 

[stilts30]

ICT what scares me about death is the thimgs left undone -- even as I try to live life to its fullest. Oh, well, there's always the next life -- maybe as a chipmunk.

I already scream like a 12 year old cheerleader when I get scared so maybe you are correct

 

[theravenfox]

ICT I'm feeling more like my old self now that the whole holiday and birthday mess is behind me.

IFCT there are some pretty awesome people on this site, who I've missed chatting with and flirting with and playing around with and I'm happy to say...I'M BACK!!!

 

[im_a_man]

ICT I'm feeling more like my old self now that the whole holiday and birthday mess is behind me.

IFCT there are some pretty awesome people on this site, who I've missed chatting with and flirting with and playing around with and I'm happy to say...I'M BACK!!!

YAY!!!

I confess that... having a birthday right around Christmas SUCKS!!!

 

[ShaiGirl]

I confess that I'm rather ticked off by my mother insisting that I spend too much time alone. For god's sake, I work most of the them and when I get home I don't feel like going out (even if I had the money to do so). Furthermore, most of my friends are in the same boat, so what the hell am I supposed to do?

In all honesty I think this is code for "You need a girl" which in turn is code for "I want a grandchild before I die, goddamnit". Neither is a likely scenario, I think...

ICT my mother thinks I'm fat and should lose more weight. When I told her that I lost *some* weight already, she said that it wasn't enough and I should lose more of my belly fat. She kept on about my predisposition to hypertension and etc. I know those things already, that's why I've tried to exercise regularly and eat healthier (read: no more potato chips because they caused my belly fat in the first place! lol). When she was single and childless, my mom weighed less than a 100 lbs and her waist was really tiny. I've seen her wedding dress and I wonder how anyone could fit into that. Now you guys know why I have body issues. I love her dearly but sometimes she's too much.

 

[im_a_man]

ICT my mother thinks I'm fat and should lose more weight. When I told her that I lost *some* weight already, she said that it wasn't enough and I should lose more of my belly fat. She kept on about my predisposition to hypertension and etc. I know those things already, that's why I've tried to exercise regularly and eat healthier (read: no more potato chips because they caused my belly fat in the first place! lol). When she was single and childless, my mom weighed less than a 100 lbs and her waist was really tiny. I've seen her wedding dress and I wonder how anyone could fit into that. Now you guys know why I have body issues. I love her dearly but sometimes she's too much.

ICT ShaiGirl gets my blood boiling... in a GOOD WAY!!!

 

[ShaiGirl]

YAY!!!

I confess that... having a birthday right around Christmas SUCKS!!!

I can imagine. My niece has a birthday around new year and the NY and her bday celeb is joined. Fortunately she's still young and doesn't complain much. When she's older she'll grouch about it.

 

[BradBigBrain]

ICT I find it absolutely amazing that you managed to type that.

ICT that I am amazed, too. And ICT I thought I was the only one who was deathly afraid of death and dying.

 

[theravenfox]

ICT my mother thinks I'm fat and should lose more weight. When I told her that I lost *some* weight already, she said that it wasn't enough and I should lose more of my belly fat. She kept on about my predisposition to hypertension and etc. I know those things already, that's why I've tried to exercise regularly and eat healthier (read: no more potato chips because they caused my belly fat in the first place! lol). When she was single and childless, my mom weighed less than a 100 lbs and her waist was really tiny. I've seen her wedding dress and I wonder how anyone could fit into that. Now you guys know why I have body issues. I love her dearly but sometimes she's too much.

I confess that I've always thought you were beautiful.

And super hot and sexy.

But beautiful too!

I have the mom who always told me to concentrate on that fact that I have a "pretty face and a good mind." I grew up wondering what was wrong with the rest of me???? LOL

 

[glasspenguin]

What a morbid post..I apologize, but something I wanted to confess...

Fearful person that I am, Death really doesn't bother me. I may not be in the perfect position in my life right now but if I were to die tomorrow, I don't think I could feel too bad about it. I don't want to sound like the typical arm chair philosopher, but it's really true that Death is nothing. Life is everything and the only sure thing, tangibly speaking. I mean, we control our lives, but not our deaths, so we may as well make the best of it. The only advice I can give to really get the most of it though is really just enjoy the small stuff. That's what's important: Sand between your toes, a good martini with jazz or a fine red wine with Italian food, a warm dog snuggled up on your lap, and the kinds of friends that you can sit for hours with and say nothing to and still not be bored. That's what life is and that's what's important. And, in all honesty, while not a religious person, I think that's what your reward will be on the other side, if you've earned it- all the stuff that you enjoyed the most and that meant the most to you. But, if not, then enjoy it while you're here.

I'll leave this with just two anecdotes, since I feel I'm already pushing the limit of some attention spans:

Last year when I was on the skids there was a certain night that I went to a local bar to hear my friend Joan play her guitar and sing. She's a fantastic musician and one of the best female vocalists I've ever heard, hands down (She tears up Crazy on You*). After it was over, Joan, our friend Brian (another aging musician and happy old hippie), and another friend Bill headed back to Brian's place where we rousted Brian's 19 year old son (an amazing guitarist in his own right) out of bed. We all played cards, drank some more, the others lit a few (not my cup of tea, so I had a Coke instead). By the end of 2 hours, Brian's son had pulled out an old 6-string and was picking idly. Suddenly, without any conscious awareness, we all just kind of joined in where we could- Brian on his piano, Joan singing, me adding harmonies, and Bill pounding a rhythm on the table. We ended up sitting around for hours playing old Zeppelin songs together and singing four-part harmonies on songs by The Band. Looking back, that's life to me. It's moments like that that just make you feel perfect and whole. I hope that's what's waiting on the other side when I go.

The other is just a blurb about Warren Zevon. When he was diagnosed with mesothelioma in 02, he was given just 3 months to live (he managed a full year, and one final album). Zevon had been a regular guest on the Late Show, and Letterman asked him to come on and fill a whole hour- it turned out to be his last public performance before his death. During the interview, Letterman asked some standard questions which Zevon answered with his usual dry wit. Finally, Letterman asked, "Is there anything that, given your current situation, you think you know about life that the average person doesn't?"
Zevon thought for a moment and replied, "No, not as such. Unless it's that I know how much you're supposed to just enjoy every sandwich."

That sums it up, friend. That's the secret.

Enjoy every sandwich.



Okay, this was rather long and pointless, but I'm feeling rather philosophical tonight I guess...

 

[theravenfox]

I can imagine. My niece has a birthday around new year and the NY and her bday celeb is joined. Fortunately she's still young and doesn't complain much. When she's older she'll grouch about it.

Yes, we are the perpetual afterthought. LOL

 

[im_a_man]

I confess that I've always thought you were beautiful.

And super hot and sexy.

But beautiful too!

I have the mom who always told me to concentrate on that fact that I have a "pretty face and a good mind." I grew up wondering what was wrong with the rest of me???? LOL

ICT the thought of Raven and Shai in the same room is just.... Ooooo!


Wait... did Shai just call me a grouch?!?!

 

[ShaiGirl]

ICT ShaiGirl gets my blood boiling... in a GOOD WAY!!!

Thanks IM! You're good for my self-esteem.

ICT I'll try to work off my holiday fat. Not just for vanity, but for health reasons as well (because of my predisposition and etc). Who knows, I may take some sweaty pics in the process. (and would further boil IM's blood.

 

[theravenfox]

YAY!!!

I confess that... having a birthday right around Christmas SUCKS!!!

Now see! That's the kind of reaction that makes Lit so absofuckinglutely awesome! SOMEONE is always happy to see you

I have a friend born on Christmas Eve and another on New Years Eve. The former gets his birthday presents wrapped in Christmas paper, the latter parties each and every year, presents be damned! LOL

 

[theravenfox]

ICT the thought of Raven and Shai in the same room is just.... Ooooo!

I must second that Ooooo

 

[im_a_man]

Thanks IM! You're good for my self-esteem.

ICT I'll try to work off my holiday fat. Not just for vanity, but for health reasons as well (because of my predisposition and etc). Who knows, I may take some sweaty pics in the process. (and would further boil IM's blood.

Need help with working that off? I've got some ideas!

Now see! That's the kind of reaction that makes Lit so absofuckinglutely awesome! SOMEONE is always happy to see you

I have a friend born on Christmas Eve and another on New Years Eve. The former gets his birthday presents wrapped in Christmas paper, the latter parties each and every year, presents be damned! LOL

Your friend isn't Jesus, is he?

I must second that Ooooo

The night is young...

 

[ShaiGirl]

Bradbigbrain: ICT I don't want to get to the point when I'm so old or incompetent and I have to totally depend on others for my hygienic practices (read: someone has to wipe my ass and my drool).

im_a_man: Maybe, just maybe, I'll turn to you if ever I need help with sweating out. No, I didn't call you a grouch, but you are welcome to grouch about it.

theravenfox: Gee, thanks! *blush* ICT I find it harder to accept compliments from women. Maybe because women are more critical of other women and when they compliment you, it's a sincere one. Btw, you DO have a pretty face and an enviable cleavage that I call the "baby's ass" cleavage" but I'm sure that you're beautiful through and through.

 

[im_a_man]

Bradbigbrain: ICT I don't want to get to the point when I'm so old or incompetent and I have to totally depend on others for my hygienic practices (read: someone has to wipe my ass and my drool).

im_a_man: Maybe, just maybe, I'll turn to you if ever I need help with sweating out. No, I didn't call you a grouch, but you are welcome to grouch about it.

theravenfox: Gee, thanks! *blush* ICT I find it harder to accept compliments from women. Maybe because women are more critical of other women and when they compliment you, it's a sincere one. Btw, you DO have a pretty face and an enviable cleavage that I call the "baby's ass" cleavage" but I'm sure that you're beautiful through and through.

I've got a workout routine all planned out! Although, I am ready for the unexpected!

 

[theravenfox]

theravenfox: Gee, thanks! *blush* ICT I find it harder to accept compliments from women. Maybe because women are more critical of other women and when they compliment you, it's a sincere one. Btw, you DO have a pretty face and an enviable cleavage that I call the "baby's ass" cleavage" but I'm sure that you're beautiful through and through.

Baby's ass cleavage? Now THAT'S a new one! ROFL!!!

Thank you, Shai. Keep shinin', baby.

 

[theravenfox]

Your friend isn't Jesus, is he?

No, he's SUPERMAN!

Seriously, his name is Christopher Reeve. LOL