Creative chat-up lines

[drewxcore]

That's right...

Anyone got any? here are a few of mine...

"Come sit on me, then you'll be the hottest thing I've had on me since sunburn"

"You just made my penis sneeze"

"I wanna ride you like sea biscuit"

"I'd like to lick you like a stamp and then do a little dance that resembles the Greek Zorba's dance"

 

[Guest]

That's right...

Anyone got any? here are a few of mine...

"Come sit on me, then you'll be the hottest thing I've had on me since sunburn"

"You just made my penis sneeze"

"I wanna ride you like sea biscuit"

"I'd like to lick you like a stamp and then do a little dance that resembles the Greek Zorba's dance"

If any of these actually work the women should be committed.

 

[ThatSweetness]

That's right...

Anyone got any? here are a few of mine...

"Come sit on me, then you'll be the hottest thing I've had on me since sunburn"

Once I sit on your face and squirt all over it my cum can be soothing like aloe!

 

[ThatSweetness]

If any of these actually work the women should be committed.

I've seen less creative work...like hey wanna fuck? lol

 

[drewxcore]

If any of these actually work the women should be committed.

The seabiscuit ones worked....

How about

"You'll do!"

You must point at the girl and speak louldy though, so the whole bar sees.

"Would a slight rash bother you?"

 

[Guest]

The seabiscuit ones worked....

How about

"You'll do!"

You must point at the girl and speak louldy though, so the whole bar sees.

"Would a slight rash bother you?"

Damn.

Was this late in the evening, then? Say, after five or six drinks?

 

[drewxcore]

Damn.

Was this late in the evening, then? Say, after five or six drinks?

She was sobre, it was one day when I was at college.

"Sarah, I want to mount you, like a lion"

 

[ThatSweetness]

I want you to cum all over my body like you are spraying me with a machine gun

 

[drewxcore]

"I want to smother my cum on you like jam on a scone"

"Your tits make the pyramids look like government housing"

 

[ThatSweetness]

This isn't a chat up line necessarily but an after line that made me chuckle "When you squirted all over my dick like that it felt like it was going through a car wash"

 

[Guest]

"Wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fuck?" and when she gets offended, you say "What, you don't like pizza?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only '10' I see."

"Hey, nice boots. Let's fuck." (that one actually worked for a friend of mine)

"Hi. What's your sign? Mine is 'don't feed the animal' " (never worked, BTW)

 

[Handley_Page]

A drunken pal of mine (I was duty driver), pointed at one girl and said "Do You ?"
There was a pause and she said "Yes".
The vanished over the horizon (well, the dance hall exit).

 

[VeritasMaximus]

"Wanna come back to my place and look at my etchings?"

 

[drewxcore]

"Wanna come back to my place and look at my etchings?"

For some reason i love that,,,

 

[VeritasMaximus]

For some reason i love that,,,

LOL. Me too, oddly enough.

 

[jomar]

I've seen less creative work...like hey wanna fuck? lol

Back in the day when I was on the market a more polite version of this was very successful in my experience.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Back in the day when I was on the market a more polite version of this was very successful in my experience.

I'd need to be in a higher class bar than that, I think. If I were to try a line it would be on the order of "Hark, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the dawn and you, my dear, are the sun!"

I'm aiming for grad students, I think.

 

[jomar]

I'd need to be in a higher class bar than that, I think. If I were to try a line it would be on the order of "Hark, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the dawn and you, my dear, are the sun!"

I'm aiming for grad students, I think.

I don't recall ever using it in a bar - small get togethers, parties, college dances, yes, but no bars. We'd make a connection and such and you might be surprised who was receptive to a simple invitation to spend the rest of the night together - coeds (under and grad), secretaries, manager types, school teachers and nurses. Nurses are fun.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"If you come to my place, I'll read you a good-night story that you'll like a lot more than most."

 

[TE999]

One time a buddy of mine said "Baby, I'd like to get in your pants" to a cute girl in a bar.

She shot back with "Whatsamatta, you shit in yours?"

I spewed Guinness Stout all over the table.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The only cheesy come on line that I ever used was "Hello sexy lady, you look ready to eat," in the worst Spanglish that you ever heard.

 

[NoJo]

A sleazy man of my acquaintance is reputed to have got pussy by standing outside the girls' toilet at a club and asking every girl coming out whether she was "sorted for cock tonight".

 

[O2]

Back in my single days, if I can remember that far back. I never used any lines, maybe that's why I didn't get laid that much......

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Back in my single days, if I can remember that far back. I never used any lines, maybe that's why I didn't get laid that much......

Same here. I was meandering aimlessly through the dating process when this long-haired brunette biologist decided I was what she wanted. I'm not sure I even tried any lines or if I even knew that some guys used them successfully. Oh well, she still likes me.

 

[Darkniciad]

Weird Al - I Wanna Be UR Lover

I've actually seen "Excuse me. Would you like to go out to my car and have some hot, meaningless monkey sex in the back seat?" work.