Creative chat-up lines

[Trinique_Fire]

"Hey girl, that shirt looks very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be cumming too."

 

[Handley_Page]

"Would you like to stay for Breakfast ?"

 

[patrick1]

You'd look beautiful with a nose-ring.

 

[OnlyByMoonlight]

I once had a random guy say "I love you" to try and sleep with me. It was pretty convincing, though I didn't fall for it.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

"Would you like to stay for Breakfast ?"

The glances over cocktails,
That seemed to be so sweet,
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over the Shredded Wheat. Anon

 

[trysail]

The glances over cocktails,
That seemed to be so sweet,
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over the Shredded Wheat. Anon

If that ditty's author wasn't Dorothy Parker, it is nevertheless deserving of a similar distinguished provenance.

 

[CharleyH]

If any of these actually work the women should be committed.

I concur. Now, as for lines that work on men? "Let's fuck" typically does the trick.

 

[ThatSweetness]

I concur. Now, as for lines that work on men? "Let's fuck" typically does the trick.

Or "Yes, yes I do swallow"

 

[NoJo]

I concur. Now, as for lines that work on men? "Let's fuck" typically does the trick.

We're so easy ain't we

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a course like this?" was good once when I was an undergrad.

 

[XsNrg]

Or "Yes, yes I do swallow"

I've a feeling you would simply need to say "Let's"..........

 

[ThatSweetness]

I've a feeling you would simply need to say "Let's"..........

Yes, with men sometimes words are not necessary

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, with men sometimes words are not necessary

Yes, I've seen the look that needs no words, and I never could say no...

 

[ThatSweetness]

Yes, I've seen the look that needs no words, and I never could say no...

Ahhhh...sometimes it's good to be a woman

 

[midwestyankee]

If any of these actually work the women should be committed.

Or cloned.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"I make the most delicious chicken parmesan. Care to eat some in bed later?"

 

[Tarakin]

Yes, with men sometimes words are not necessary

Indeed. Just come naked and bring beer

 

[Handley_Page]

Indeed. Just come naked and bring beer

Well, not quite naked.
A 'little something' can enhance the experience.

 

[lance gt]

Whatever happened to having a great smile, a warm handshake and sporting a package to introduce yourself to a woman? No lines needed, one look will tell you if she's interested. Just need a name to call her while your fucking and the rest is elementary chit chat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whatever happened to having a great smile, a warm handshake and sporting a package to introduce yourself to a woman? No lines needed, one look will tell you if she's interested. Just need a name to call her while your fucking and the rest is elementary chit chat.

"Words of love, so soft and tender, won't win a girl's heart anymore.
If you want her, then you must take her somewhere she's never been before."

 

[lance gt]

"Words of love, so soft and tender, won't win a girl's heart anymore.
If you want her, then you must take her somewhere she's never been before."

"It's only words, and words are all I have, to take your heart away." used to work at one time Tio, but these days you better have what it take to be a good lover physically, to make it in bed. Words just help to make sure there's a next time.

words courtesy of the BeeGees.

 

[drewxcore]

Or cloned.

My thoughts exactly.