Confessions: What Are Yours?

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ICT I'm intrigued:devil:

Have you told him that? Well not that exactly:rolleyes:, maybe but something similar?:confused:

Or maybe you could demonstrate on him, at least somewhat;)
I haven't. I am very satisfied. I just chalk it up to the fact that the last guy it was what it was, a booty call so to speak where this one is actually a boyfriend so the chemistry is different. I am just proud of him for trying and for actually doing it on his own. I told him what I like and one day he just reached up and choked me. He has also cuffed me, bit me, handcuffed/blindfolded/gagged me which are all out of his norm. :heart:
 
I haven't. I am very satisfied. I just chalk it up to the fact that the last guy it was what it was, a booty call so to speak where this one is actually a boyfriend so the chemistry is different. I am just proud of him for trying and for actually doing it on his own. I told him what I like and one day he just reached up and choked me. He has also cuffed me, bit me, handcuffed/blindfolded/gagged me which are all out of his norm. :heart:

It sounds like he's on the right track but maybe just needs more time to massage his boundaries a bit more;)


Patience Grasshopper:devil:
 
I confess to being stressed out at work

Though I have been in that position more than a handful of times I confess to being stressed out for not having work. Unemployment can be relaxing and fun but it's more stressful than it sounds to get paid for doing nothing lol
 
I confess to being stressed out at work

That's not a confession, mate, that's just a description of reality.

ICT I occasionally -- probably too often -- entertain fantasies of pounding my boss to a bloody pulp.

That's a confession.
 
Though I have been in that position more than a handful of times I confess to being stressed out for not having work. Unemployment can be relaxing and fun but it's more stressful than it sounds to get paid for doing nothing lol

*hugs* not even thinking of work at this point. A week from today I'll be stressed out thinking about going back to work... I hope it gets better sweetie.

Thank you....I'm at work as we speak. I'm always at work (running my own business). Just had some issue come up with a shipment I just got in and I cannot get ahold of my vendor. In the meantime, I'm stressing over whats gonna happen with this stuff. I have a box full of expensive items I can't sell.
 
ICT I feel like a bit of a bitch.

ICT that I am tempted to fool around with a guy that my best friend is in love with, but has absolutely no claim on.

And he's cute.

ICT I just had the most fucking awesome phone sex with him.
 
That's not a confession, mate, that's just a description of reality.

ICT I occasionally -- probably too often -- entertain fantasies of pounding my boss to a bloody pulp.

That's a confession.

Similar,

I confess I'd like to hit my UK boss right in the throat. Or in the nuts. Which ever comes out first. This time he was here I had evil fantasizes about it. I did spill water on him... Oops. Thinks I'm his fucking girl Friday. Girl Friday THIS bitch! I MANAGE his damn OFFICE. If he stares at my tits one more time he's going to lose an eye.

Sorry oh damn get rid of the work thoughts.... :rolleyes:
 
Cathartic, isn't it?

It really IS. ;) Instead of letting out my true feelings about this (I can't bring myself to say man because I LIKE men) asshole I find myself being very passive aggressive and it's nearly as satisfying... :cattail:
 
Ha!

By the way, does anyone know what a "girl Friday" is?

It's the girl who gets coffee... And is there to look pretty... Not someone who is educated and a manager. That's what it ISN'T. He called me in front of people IN A MEETING his girl Friday. I was running the damn meeting!
 
He called me in front of people IN A MEETING his girl Friday.

You mentioned he was your UK boss (do you have non-UK bosses?). I have found that here in the UK they tend to be a wee bit behind the times, women's-lib-wise. That's changing, of course, but things tend to change slowly in a country that's had a thousand years to establish traditions and behaviour.
 
It's the girl who gets coffee... And is there to look pretty... Not someone who is educated and a manager. That's what it ISN'T. He called me in front of people IN A MEETING his girl Friday. I was running the damn meeting!

He called you his "girl friday" in the middle of a meeting? Have you told him how you feel that's inappropriate?

This could be grounds for harassment, possibly.

EDIT: Ahhh, he's British...yeah, they aren't as PC around the office as us Americans. :rolleyes:
 
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You mentioned he was your UK boss (do you have non-UK bosses?). I have found that here in the UK they tend to be a wee bit behind the times, women's-lib-wise. That's changing, of course, but things tend to change slowly in a country that's had a thousand years to establish traditions and behaviour.

I live in America. He flys here to be a pain in my ass... Yes I've noticed. I try not to hold it against all UK business men. Most are quite nice to me. He likes to take people down a peg.

Yes I have a lot of bosses. I feel like the guy in the movie Office Space that didn't read the memo. ;) Most of my bosses are very powerful WOMEN...
 
It's the girl who gets coffee... And is there to look pretty... Not someone who is educated and a manager. That's what it ISN'T. He called me in front of people IN A MEETING his girl Friday. I was running the damn meeting!

And he still has both testicles? Lucky jackass. Wow.
 
He called you his "girl friday" in the middle of a meeting? Have you told him how you feel that's inappropriate?

This could be grounds for harassment, possibly.

EDIT: Ahhh, he's British...yeah, they aren't as PC around the office as us Americans. :rollseyes:

Um yeah. Oh that's just the tip of the iceberg. Yes I mentioned that I "manage" the office several times. That no one has used the term "girl Friday" since 1955.
And that my eyes are green and are above my shoulders. Oh yeah I was pretty blunt. I guess I didn't use the word "harassment".

PS I dress professional at work but you can't cover a nice rack.
 
try not to hold it against all UK business men. Most are quite nice to me. He likes to take people down a peg.

Well, assholes, male or female, know no geographic boundaries. There are lots of nice bosses here in the UK as well, rest assured.

F'rinstance, I've heard HM The Queen can be quite a nice employer. So, if you're ever looking for another office job....
 
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