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Meaning the new movie with Robert Downey, jr.
I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. I didn't find it offensive, but I didn't find it worthy of enthusiasm either. Which is sad, because I do think there are things right with the film.
Downey isn't the greatest Holmes that ever was, but he's a sympathetic Holmes, fun and eccentric and you like him (though I'm sure Holmes experts will argue that he's not very Holmesian or not true enough to the character--and they're right!). Jude Law, likewise, is a sympathetic, and very intelligent and shrewd Watson. There is a lot of action, but I didn't mind that--though sometimes the action/fighting sequences went on way too long.
The two together have a lot of fun banter--in fact, banter is what the movie does best. It's very verbally clever. Meanwhile, London feels London-y and Victorian-ish, and the director does have a clever trick for showing the audience how Holmes thinks.
For all that, the story just "eh." I mean very "eh." This is because they unwisely went for a big-bad-change-the-world type caper that Holmes has to stop rather than a small case that he has to figure out. And into this convoluted caper they poured every mystery and flashy trick they could imagine, leaving it very cluttered--also feeling a little like there's deus ex machina explanations rather than realistic ones. Another big problem.
You see, when you read or watch a Sherlock Holmes story, you want the explanation to be clever but realistic and simple. Like, the person made prints by walking on stilts with over-sized shoes. You don't want every other explanation to be "They used this rare chemical that does x, and that rare chemical to do y...." It's a might convent for the bad guy to have this or that rare flower from Turkey. The audience has to say, "Gosh, how clever, why didn't I think of that?" Not, "Maybe I should have majored in chemistry..."
I wish I could tell you all to rush out and see it but...no. Wait till the holidays are over, you've got a free afternoon, nothing else to do, and discounted prices at the theater.
I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. I didn't find it offensive, but I didn't find it worthy of enthusiasm either. Which is sad, because I do think there are things right with the film.
Downey isn't the greatest Holmes that ever was, but he's a sympathetic Holmes, fun and eccentric and you like him (though I'm sure Holmes experts will argue that he's not very Holmesian or not true enough to the character--and they're right!). Jude Law, likewise, is a sympathetic, and very intelligent and shrewd Watson. There is a lot of action, but I didn't mind that--though sometimes the action/fighting sequences went on way too long.
The two together have a lot of fun banter--in fact, banter is what the movie does best. It's very verbally clever. Meanwhile, London feels London-y and Victorian-ish, and the director does have a clever trick for showing the audience how Holmes thinks.
For all that, the story just "eh." I mean very "eh." This is because they unwisely went for a big-bad-change-the-world type caper that Holmes has to stop rather than a small case that he has to figure out. And into this convoluted caper they poured every mystery and flashy trick they could imagine, leaving it very cluttered--also feeling a little like there's deus ex machina explanations rather than realistic ones. Another big problem.
You see, when you read or watch a Sherlock Holmes story, you want the explanation to be clever but realistic and simple. Like, the person made prints by walking on stilts with over-sized shoes. You don't want every other explanation to be "They used this rare chemical that does x, and that rare chemical to do y...." It's a might convent for the bad guy to have this or that rare flower from Turkey. The audience has to say, "Gosh, how clever, why didn't I think of that?" Not, "Maybe I should have majored in chemistry..."
I wish I could tell you all to rush out and see it but...no. Wait till the holidays are over, you've got a free afternoon, nothing else to do, and discounted prices at the theater.