Anywhere but there sex/masturbation spots

[mentionME]

After seeing the the post on outside the bedroom masturbation, i became curious.

Are there any places you dont like to have sex/masturbate?

I know I'm just anti-kitchen. It sounds so good in songs but I just love a clean kitchen so...no thank you

 

[silverwhisper]

bathrooms, hands down.

 

[infinity706]

As long as I'm not likely to get arrested or anything, I have no issue with sex anywhere.

 

[mentionME]

bathrooms, hands down.

do you mean just 'public restrooms' or personal bathrooms as well?

 

[silverwhisper]

absolutely public, and usually private as well--shower stall excepted, of course...

ed

 

[cromsgirl]

As long as I'm not likely to get arrested or anything, I have no issue with sex anywhere.

Ditto.

 

[mentionME]

absolutely public, and usually private as well--shower stall excepted, of course...

ed

wow i love my own bathroom. the ability to touch both walls (apartment life lol), the shower, the sink, the toilet, whew! its a playground in there.

also family restrooms in malls just remind me of fooling around in my teens lol..good times

 

[BrazenFellow]

Inside an armoured vehicle. It may seem like a good idea at the laager site, but unless you seal it up like you're about to eat chemicals or airbursting artillery, it turns into an echo chamber.

And any open hatches turn into a speaker.

And laager sites tend to be quiet at night unless someone needs to do vehicle maintenance.
... yeah. So much for that chick from the Field Ambulance squadron not being referred to as The Screamer for the remainder of the time we knew her.

I'm with Infinity706 on this one; so long as it's not likely to get me arrested there's no place off limits.

 

[KokopelliRises]

I'd say public restroom--the ones at rest stops especially. Those floors are so filthy and cold.

Oh, and a walk-in freezer. Way too cold to even think about doing it in.

 

[PertPerth]

The beach - sounds romantic, but sand gets everywhere and is VERY uncomfortable at inconvenient times.
The car - again, the lack of room makes it uncomfortable.

 

[PoliticoThistle]

Removing profile

 

[Luna_Bella]

on/in a stair case...... believe me it will not end happily.

Other than that well I don't really care where as long as its not getting me arrested.

 

[infinity706]

I'd say public restroom--the ones at rest stops especially. Those floors are so filthy and cold.

Oh, and a walk-in freezer. Way too cold to even think about doing it in.

You don't have to get on the floor. You just put the toilet seat down...

 

[mentionME]

i thought i was the only one anti beach lol

 

[NippleMuncher]

i thought i was the only one anti beach lol

For masturbation? I wouldn't think that with a touch of care that sand would be a problem for either sex, of course the guys would fair a touch easier than the girls.

As others have said, whether masturbation or sex, any place that won't get me arrested, with the added caveat of also being filmed on security cam. As hot as that might seem, I know what I look like, trust me, no one wants to see my scrawny ass in a video screen!

 

[mentionME]

@NippleMuncher....cosign security cameras is a no go...i saw a filming of me once...lowered my ego...nothing erotic about seeing my own skinny tail pumping

 

[NippleMuncher]

@NippleMuncher....cosign security cameras is a no go...i saw a filming of me once...lowered my ego...nothing erotic about seeing my own skinny tail pumping

There's a great scene in a new comedy show called Cougartown where the guy wants to tape himself having sex with his wife. The wife finally relents and post coitus they're watching the vid and he's quite disgusted by the whole thing. I don't need a camera to tell me what I already know! LOL Hell, I don't even want a mirror in the room!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

The beach - sounds romantic, but sand gets everywhere and is VERY uncomfortable at inconvenient times.

Yuppers.

Sand in the giny just makes people irritable!

 

[littlebabyclit]

Most public bathroom stalls turn me off in general, so I wouldn't want to have sex in one. However, I've been in some gorgeous public bathrooms in the resorts in Las Vegas, so, if I was going to have sex in a bathroom, it would have to be in a Vegas resort bathroom- like the ones in Mandalay Bay, THEhotel, The Mirage, Caesar's Palace, Bellagio, etc. Yeah, it could be fun to be fucked in a stall there at 4 in the morning or something...

You gotta have an affinity for filth if you'd want to fuck in a gas station bathroom. Not for me.

To conclude:
Sex near a toilet = bad
Sex in a shower = good
Sex in a hot tub = better
Sex in a bathtub = awkward


I'd like to have sex in an amusement park ride, but that hasn't happened yet. Most of the rides don't last long enough or you can't get enough privacy. But I've had some pretty randy thoughts while on some rides...

I've never masturbated at work, but that would be interesting... Again, a lack of privacy thing. Better yet, I think I'd rather follow the sexy UPS guy onto his truck and fuck him on the floor in there. Yeah, that would be alright...

Oh, yeah, but, this thread was about where I wouldn't want to do stuff, right ? Sorry, got lost in my thoughts there...

 

[silvastormcloud]

I met a guy awhile ago at a bar. We had a few drinks and were getting along well when we went back to his place. Well what i thought was his place was actually his parents and he shared a room with his younger brother!!!!

Ewww

Anywhere but in there

 

[mentionME]

I met a guy awhile ago at a bar. We had a few drinks and were getting along well when we went back to his place. Well what i thought was his place was actually his parents and he shared a room with his younger brother!!!!

Ewww

Anywhere but in there

LOL...i'm anti bringing people to my parents house 2 do anything i would feel would disrespect them...glad i have my own place

also: why would anyone be team Edward? just saw that movie...he sucks! pale, skinny, always cold, wants 2 eat her in a bad way?? i'll save that rant for later tho