RobDownSouth thinks breast cancer is a joke!

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Originally Posted by RobDownSouth View Post
Nope, the person currently using the "Karen Kraft" ID is a woman.

A woman facing strong (sixfold!) odds that she'll rot from the same metastatic tit cancer that punched her sister's ticket.

Thought about prophylactic breast removal yet, Karen?

Perhaps you should!

tick.....tick.....tick......

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This is what passes for humor here amongst the Obama fans.
 
This is what passes for humor here amongst the Obama fans.


See...this is where you always go off the tracks.

Rob has said lots of totally asswholeish shit on here.

But not every "Obama fan" laughs or agrees.

And I voted for Ron Paul. 'Cause I knew Obama was nothing more than status quo.
 
How about doing everything Bush did, but more of it?

What has actually changed?

Are we communists, now?

Ron Paul was the only candidate with actual balls.

It figures YOU'D vote for a dude because of his testicles.
 
Not really. Obama could shit pink furry bunnies and a certain element would find something to bitch about.

The teabaggers actually took issue with President Barack Obama's traditional Thanksgiving message to America today. Tweren't motivational enough, they sez.

These folks thrive on the daily nontroversy.
 

Yes, Rob. It's very funny.

We all know that breast cancer is very funny to you.

But about half the people here don't think it's that funny. It takes a special kind of women-hating faggot (still fucking you son, Robby -- or is it "Robbie" now -- in the ass? ... to find breast cancer funny. You are just that kind of faggot.

My only hope is that you can enjoy the feeling of losing someone to breast cancer. Or even better: when Robbie is in the final stages of AIDs, let all of us know; we'd enjoy a good chuckle.

In you will -- remember to leave your body to Proctor & Gamble, as your doing so will keep the price of soap in check for half a year.
 
The teabaggers actually took issue with President Barack Obama's traditional Thanksgiving message to America today. Tweren't motivational enough, they sez.

These folks thrive on the daily nontroversy.

So...

All you Obama people into breast cancer?
 
Hey.

Faggot.

Show us some pictures of you butt-fucking little Robbie, eh?

You know they're on the Internet. You go whining to Laurel when someone posts them, don't you?
 
Yes, Rob. It's very funny.

We all know that breast cancer is very funny to you.

But about half the people here don't think it's that funny. It takes a special kind of women-hating faggot (still fucking you son, Robby -- or is it "Robbie" now -- in the ass? ... to find breast cancer funny. You are just that kind of faggot.

My only hope is that you can enjoy the feeling of losing someone to breast cancer. Or even better: when Robbie is in the final stages of AIDs, let all of us know; we'd enjoy a good chuckle.

In you will -- remember to leave your body to Proctor & Gamble, as your doing so will keep the price of soap in check for half a year.

Karen, this is obviously a sensitive subject for you. Many people live full and productive lives after prophylactic breast removal...and you increase your odds of avoiding breast cancer altogether by NINETY percent!

Don't take my word for it, here's an abstract from the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine detailing the good news re: survival.

I understand you lashing out, you're a woman who is very closely identified with her boobs here on Lit...and by "boobs" I mean breasts, not Vetteman and Miles (sorry, couldn't resist). It won't be an easy choice, I understand that...but you and I both know the odds are strongly in favor of making this the right choice.

Toodles,
Rob
 
Karen, this is obviously a sensitive subject for you. Many people live full and productive lives after prophylactic breast removal...and you increase your odds of avoiding breast cancer altogether by NINETY percent!

Don't take my word for it, here's an abstract from the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine detailing the good news re: survival.

I understand you lashing out, you're a woman who is very closely identified with her boobs here on Lit...and by "boobs" I mean breasts, not Vetteman and Miles (sorry, couldn't resist). It won't be an easy choice, I understand that...but you and I both know the odds are strongly in favor of making this the right choice.

Toodles,
Rob

You concern is received in the exact same spirit in which it was issued.

I understand you would love nothing better than to think of my breasts being cut off.

I sincerely hope you enjoy hearing your son, Robbie's, screams of agony, once the morphine pump no longer does the job. As cancer takes your son from you, and his cries of torment stab your heart, think of me.... think of the joy his and your suffering bring all of us. Who is "us"? People who don't think breast cancer is a joke.

Tell Robbie we're all here pullin for him: oh... be sure to mention that suicide is a good way to avoid a lot of the pain associated with cancer's end game. Tell him that's what you recommend. He'll like it. I promise.
 
People fear what he's doing.

Fear is the watch word. Sell fear and reap the profits.

People were scared of Al Gore, then Hilary Clinton, now Obama. It's like the Republicans have cheer leaders singing "Gimme and F, gimme and E,"

What is really scary is walking into the Whitehouse on day one with two foreign wars, each years old and no end in sight for either of them, while the world's financial system is crashing in flames.

Losing the 2008 election was the best thing that could have happened to the Republican party. Now, they can sit in the corner and say, "I'm scared, hold me," while thinking of new ways to jam the gears so that nothing can be accomplished.

Somebody ought to write a scenario of the McCain administration's first 100 days. That might be a frightening read, but it probably wouldn't be much different from Obama's first 100 days.
 
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