Songs Against Sex

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Not just songs that aren't particularly sexy, but those rare tunes that, were you to hear one while in the midst of even the most debauched make-out fest, would make you stand up and leave (but not before apologizing you - you were raised better than that.) The songs that are the aural equivalent of a cold shower.

I nominate Pulp's "This is Hardcore" from the album of the same name. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmL-7Y1kw8) It's structured brilliantly, building tension that releases somewhere around the middle but then refusing to let the listener off the hook. And I think that's what gives it that sort of...uncomfortable charm. Once the action is resolved, there's all that other business left to cope with, and it seems somehow less satisfying, and infinitely less glamorous. All you want to do is leave, but the end is still further away than the beginning.

I know many hear "This is Hardcore" as the pinnacle of music as sex, and I can see their point. But I've never managed to shake that sense of weariness and regret that shadows every beat and every note.

And you?
 
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt...

or bingo was his name

or 99 bottles of beer

and definately the hokey pokey....
 
A religious hymn.

That's interesting - I can see your point, particularly if your partner started belting one out mid-coitus. But I also think that hearing a hymn in the right context might make things a touch kinkier. And anyway, wouldn't a hymn be appropriate after that much "oh God"-ing?
 
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt...

or bingo was his name

or 99 bottles of beer

and definately the hokey pokey....

I guess the context is important, but I feel like each of these could be useful in a fun/kinky way. "99 Bottles of Beer" might be the perfect antidote to the hair-trigger conundrum.
 
That's interesting - I can see your point, particularly if your partner started belting one out mid-coitus. But I also think that hearing a hymn in the right context might make things a touch kinkier. And anyway, wouldn't a hymn be appropriate after that much "oh God"-ing?

Hahaha, I suppose it would.

I generally find religious fanaticism a sexual turnoff. Granted, hymns aren't necessarily a sign of a zealot, but it's surely an odd song to hear during sex.
 
Celine Dion!

On a loop!

Her heart going on and on and on ......

I would be too busy trying to stop it, to get jiggy :eek:

And I mean trying to stop the CD, not Ms Dion's heart ... of course :rolleyes::devil:;)
 
Convoy by CW McCall

Lime in the Coconut Harry Nilson

Spiders and snakes Jim Stafford

Lion sleeps tonight by The Tokens

Candy Man..Sammy Davis Jr

not to mention Paul Anka Having my Baby;)

Disco Duck Rick Dees

Kung Fu Fighting Carl Douglas

I know I'm showing my age but there are so many form the 70's it's ridiculous.

These are a few that come to mind
 
Convoy by CW McCall

Lime in the Coconut Harry Nilson

Spiders and snakes Jim Stafford

Lion sleeps tonight by The Tokens

Candy Man..Sammy Davis Jr

not to mention Paul Anka Having my Baby;)

Disco Duck Rick Dees

Kung Fu Fighting Carl Douglas

I know I'm showing my age but there are so many form the 70's it's ridiculous.

These are a few that come to mind


Lime in the Coconut could be a wee bit sexy, no? :eek:

Until I started singing 'awimbaway' ... maybe? :D
 
Lime in the Coconut could be a wee bit sexy, no? :eek:

Until I started singing 'awimbaway' ... maybe? :D

Someone could be reading the Gettysburg address if I was with you and it wouldn't blow the moment Lorelei.......ok I'll give you Lime in the Coconut;)
 
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