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As a group of someones here (who shall remain nameless, but you know who you are), have joined the stores in stampeding toward the Yuletide season, skipping entirely one essential autumnal day in the U.S.--
[Norman Rockwell, bitches!]
....I thought I'd better hurry up and post this so citizens of the U.S. of A. can exchange advice and ideas on dealing with said day. Yes, that's right American Citizens, you don't get to trim the tree or sing carols yet! There's eating be done! Relatives you haven't seen in a year to face! Football to watch! Turkey day is around the corner! You need to learn how to deep fry that bird, mess up and set the house on fire! Use this thread to...
*Get that much needed recipe for cornbread stuffing!
*Learn how to play football so you can cheer the game on with all the guys hanging around the flatscreen!
*Share a favorite cranberry sauce recipe! Gush about your pumpkin pie!
*Find out how to deal with that aunt who is always trying to convince you to change your sexual orientation. We've got trained therapists and wise-crackers to give you witty rejoinders.
*Deal with a ruined turkey! We've got a shoulder for you to cry on and advice on how to replace it with tofu and drown it in one of our many gravy recipes!
We've got answers and thoughts on everything here at the Thanksgiving recipes, rescue and support thread! Happy Turkey Day!
[Norman Rockwell, bitches!]
....I thought I'd better hurry up and post this so citizens of the U.S. of A. can exchange advice and ideas on dealing with said day. Yes, that's right American Citizens, you don't get to trim the tree or sing carols yet! There's eating be done! Relatives you haven't seen in a year to face! Football to watch! Turkey day is around the corner! You need to learn how to deep fry that bird, mess up and set the house on fire! Use this thread to...
*Get that much needed recipe for cornbread stuffing!
*Learn how to play football so you can cheer the game on with all the guys hanging around the flatscreen!
*Share a favorite cranberry sauce recipe! Gush about your pumpkin pie!
*Find out how to deal with that aunt who is always trying to convince you to change your sexual orientation. We've got trained therapists and wise-crackers to give you witty rejoinders.
*Deal with a ruined turkey! We've got a shoulder for you to cry on and advice on how to replace it with tofu and drown it in one of our many gravy recipes!
We've got answers and thoughts on everything here at the Thanksgiving recipes, rescue and support thread! Happy Turkey Day!