Porn

[NippleMuncher]

Which do you find more grotesque, the typical female porn actor or the male porn actors?

We all know that 99.999% of porn is fake, that apparently also applies to the people on camera as well. The women are gross with their fake bodies. fake "enjoyment", etc. The men are gross with their bravado, expressions, tatts, the way they treat women, etc.

I'm not a big searcher of porn, but occasionally some is nice. Just curious how fellow Litsters feel.

 

[DarkBee]

I find most mainstream porn to be uninteresting to watch, therefore I search for other, more interesting vids and pics.

Edit: I'll elaborate: nothing seems to be real in mainstream porn: the sex itself, but mainly the people having sex. I prefer natural women (I watch lesbian porn 99% of the time), with real boobs and unshaven pussies.

 

[angelkitty7888]

i find that real porn is mostly weird! i watch sometimes when i need to but in all honesty i'd rather read an erotic story or comic... it's better using your imagination!

hell i watch the anime porn! and that is pretty damn crazy but it seems a bit more realistic than real porn! watching a girl who looks like a whore get screwed is less interesting, i'd rather see something a bit strange.

 

[PolyLvr]

I always search out amateur porn. Imperfect bodies, imperfect lighting, but perfectly happy in doing what they're doing.

 

[shiny5437]

When I see amateur porn I mostly spend my time checking out the actors' furniture and houses.

 

[DarkBee]

When I see amateur porn I mostly spend my time checking out the actors' furniture and houses.

Maybe you should consider switching to interior design?

 

[shiny5437]

I was wondering why the pages of my ikea catalogue kept sticking together....

 

[DarkBee]

I was wondering why the pages of my ikea catalogue kept sticking together....

Maybe too much IKEA porn?

 

[lennythelion]

I always search out amateur porn. Imperfect bodies, imperfect lighting, but perfectly happy in doing what they're doing.

I agree. Amateur porn or "semi-professional" porn is much better, more real.

The thing I hate most about professional porn is the sounds. I could probably cope with the fake bodies etc, but the "oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!" every five seconds, punctuated by the occasional "fuck, yeah!", drives me round the twist. In some films, you can tell this is probably all the English the actors know. And then there are those porn actresses who do the absolutely fake "keening" (only word I can think of to describe it) - puh-lease!

The other thing I hate is in the second-rate, possibly Eastern European, vids where the actresses are constantly staring at the camera.

Off my soapbox now.

PS thanks for the laugh, shiny - next time I'm in IKEA, I'm going to be imagining porn being shot in the bedroom sets...

 

[The Gimp]

I find a good percentage of mainstream porn to be uninteresting. That being said, male porn actors are uninteresting, and female porn actresses tend to be people who I would very much like to have sex with if they just so happen to be naked and nearby.

 

[cloud_leopard]

I'm not a fan of mainstream porn. As others have said, it's uninteresting. The fake noises really annoy me. I prefer to watch amateur stuff.

 

[Toqueme]

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[littlebabyclit]

Which do you find more grotesque, the typical female porn actor or the male porn actors?

Actually grotesque? It would have to be all those over the top slutting-it-up gals. I hate scenes that set up with a supposed little "story" to them and the woman or girl is wearing an outlandish outfit with skyscraper heels in what is supposedly an ordinary situation. It would be SOOOooooooo much more sexy if before the seduction and sex happens, the women dress realistically instead of looking like outrageous fuck-me whores. And do ALL porn actresses have to have obligatory bellybutton jewelry, pierced clit hoods and wear ridiculous high heels in the fucking scenes? IMO all dead giveaways for spotting a porn actress (if you can call her that) in a supposedly "amateur" video...

But it's the damned fake moaning and forced filthy talk that makes me puke more than anything. I continue to search for videos with truly erotic sounds by the women (and men.) Dead silent men in the videos piss me off as well. Please give me some attractive dirty talking or g-o-o-o-o-d sighs, moans and screams in the vids !

Not to leave out the men, they also seem very lame as porn actors when they show no emotion at all during the whole video or when they never seem to help the women stimulate her clit while they're fucking her. It's so pathetic to see the actress having to rub her clit herself while the guy plows away at her. WHY don't the guys ever help ?? It makes porn sex look like selfish sex... they're just using her holes. If she wants to get off, that's her problem. They're not gonna help her or anything. That's a big turn off. It's truly sad if any guys watch porn and think those porn actors are setting the example of what should be done.

The stupid part is, as much as I bellyache, I keep watching porn, hoping to find a truly valuable clip that will turn me on repeatedly and preferably, in a big way. Sadly, the hours pass and I watch a lot of ho-hum crap. There are only a couple of clips I've found worth returning to over and over. Then I get bored with them because I've watched them too much.

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[NippleMuncher]

So what everyone is saying is that I'm not alone in my thinking?

Going beyond the "actors" being gruesome to look at and listen too, probably my biggest peeve with porn is the way that women and young girls are treated as cum dumpsters by emotionless men.

The stupid part is, as much as I bellyache, I keep watching porn, hoping to find a truly valuable clip that will turn me on repeatedly and preferably, in a big way. Sadly, the hours pass and I watch a lot of ho-hum crap. There are only a couple of clips I've found worth returning to over and over. Then I get bored with them because I've watched them too much.

It's kinda that way with all things, we must wade through many loads of crap to find the few - extremely few - nay, RARE - decent stuff.

 

[sterculius]

Along with everyone else, I much prefer amateur porn. It's much more believable, and you can feel their honest enthusiasm. But having said that, I'm impressed by the abilities of some of the female porn stars to accommodate the massive cocks of some of their partners in every conceivable orifice. I'm envious of the apparent ease with which Belladonna, Bobbi Bliss and Aurora Snow are able to deepthroat huge cocks like that of Lexington Steele and others. They are truly professional athletes with exceptional skills.

 

[mark_j]

Aside from the obvious signs that the whole production is fake, the biggest giveaway is the shoes. Except for porn and the occasional strip/fetish club, most women don't wear stuff like that simply because you can't walk in them.

And what is with the wearing of said shoes to bed? With one or two exceptions, I've never seen it.

Has to be the appeal to the foot fetishists.

 

[littlebabyclit]

women and young girls are treated as cum dumpsters by emotionless men.

Ha, ha, yep, that's about it !

It's kinda that way with all things, we must wade through many loads of crap to find the few - extremely few - nay, RARE - decent stuff.

I disagree with that point. I don't wade through nearly as much crapola in other pursuits of finding entertainment (music, movies, tv.) Porn is exceptionally majorly timewastingly crappy !

 

[PolyLvr]

http://www.youporn.com/watch/94730/my-wife-fucking-my-friend-1/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=177632

This one looke semi pro, but they also look fully invested in their fun
http://www.youporn.com/watch/100196/creampie-cowgirl/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=94730

 

[therealultimatedarkone]

I'm going to put my head on the chopping block and say that, unlike the majority of people in this thread, I do not like amateur porn (with the exception of a few semi-professional amateurs).

I just find it way too boring. I watch porn for the same reason I watch movies or read books, to get a fantasy scenario played out, either on screen or in my head. I know it's totally unrealistic, it's never going to happen, but that's not the point. It's to have the situation go through the motions and entertain me...or in this case, entertain my penis.

Similarly, I don't watch amateur regular movies, unless they're really well written or well made, like Paranormal Activity or The Man from Earth. The exception is, of course, the occasional Youtube video of people injuring themselves in their backyard. I prefer watching real movies like Blade Runner, Star Wars, etc.

There are boring "real" porn movies too. Pretty much anything by Vivid is just too tame to me now. I guess my tastes in porn have gone too far off the beaten path.

But, that's just my take on it.

 

[DrHappy]

I find the men to be more grotesque... I'm a guy and I'd rather see a naked girl than a naked guy anyway.

My wife and I much prefer the stuff from the 80's... big bushes and they didn't take themselves too seriously.

 

[StrayKat]

And what is with the wearing of said shoes to bed? With one or two exceptions, I've never seen it.

That is my main complaint too. I always get distracted by studying her shoes and miss the action.

 

[jenniferbaby]

But it's the damned fake moaning and forced filthy talk that makes me puke more than anything. I continue to search for videos with truly erotic sounds by the women (and men.) Dead silent men in the videos piss me off as well. Please give me some attractive dirty talking or g-o-o-o-o-d sighs, moans and screams in the vids !

I agree with this. Realistic noises and dirty talk really turns me on, but they are extremely rare. The women often overdo the moaning and it sounds really fake, and the men say nothing and make no noise at all. It can be extremely annoying.

The stupid part is, as much as I bellyache, I keep watching porn, hoping to find a truly valuable clip that will turn me on repeatedly and preferably, in a big way. Sadly, the hours pass and I watch a lot of ho-hum crap. There are only a couple of clips I've found worth returning to over and over. Then I get bored with them because I've watched them too much.

I agree with this as well. I hardly ever watch the same clip more than once because 1) sometimes they're hard to find again with the new load of shit that's uploaded each day, and 2) it's really easy for me to get bored with a clip. So many nights I've spent a few hours looking and looking, getting off here and there but never finding something I truly enjoy. Most often it feels like a waste of time. But I keep returning, because I'm horny and because I refuse to give up on finding something really good.

 

[viti]

There are only a couple of clips I've found worth returning to over and over. Then I get bored with them because I've watched them too much.

Care to pass them along?

 

[littlebabyclit]

Care to pass them along?

I'll post them in what is a related thread. Find my choice vids here... post your favorite clips there too, everybody ?

Topic: Favorite Porn Video

 

[orchidhunter]

That is my main complaint too. I always get distracted by studying her shoes and miss the action.

maybe the shoes are the best part !