For the late-night crew

[questiongrl]

I generally prefer questions to unrefuseable commands.

whereas i ...

 

[Peregrinator]

whereas i ...

Shall have to continue without me for now. I have to start the dishwasher and sleep I'm afraid. In that order. I find it works out best that way.

 

[questiongrl]

Shall have to continue without me for now. I have to start the dishwasher and sleep I'm afraid. In that order. I find it works out best that way.

goodnight, love.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nah. He's accepting the Five now.

I've... adjusted.

You need a monitor.

 

[Byron In Exile]

We could make it six.

She could be young, sexy, and scantily clad.

How would that be?

 

[bisolom]

I'm going to die soon.

Anybody wants anything from Hell?

Save a seat for me at the bar. Preferrably near the men's room.
I'll be joining you soon.

 

[Peregrinator]

*scatters birdseed*

 

[HB1965]

*scatters birdseed*

You rang?

 

[HB1965]

Hmm... guess not.


Goodnight Perg. Pleasant dreams.

 

[Peregrinator]

Hmm... guess not.


Goodnight Perg. Pleasant dreams.

I did...but if you're off to bed, good night.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I did...but if you're off to bed, good night.

You scattered birdseed on the grass and then went swimming in the lake.

Birds don't take the long view of things, you know...

 

[Peregrinator]

You scattered birdseed on the grass and then went swimming in the lake.

Birds don't take the long view of things, you know...

Some do. Some of them fly incredible distances.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Some do. Some of them fly incredible distances.

But they don't plan to do it. They just do it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

But they don't plan to do it. They just do it.

Is that why some pigeons fly into windows? Because they don't plan their flights out in advance?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is that why some pigeons fly into windows? Because they don't plan their flights out in advance?

That actually has more to do with the fact that they don't understand the concept of "glass."

It's the same phenomenon that occasionally causes young children to run through closed sliding glass doors.

 

[butters]

no
it's because they didn't go to spec savers, silly

 

[Peregrinator]

But they don't plan to do it. They just do it.

And?

.

 

[butters]

Pigeons are not the smartest really, are they?

We get a couple of big, fat, dumb ones visit our garden. They love to eat the elderberries. I cant help but wonder if they'll taste yummy ...

 

[Wok]

Perg is a terrorist.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pigeons are not the smartest really, are they?

We get a couple of big, fat, dumb ones visit our garden. They love to eat the elderberries. I cant help but wonder if they'll taste yummy ...

When the zombie plague finally happens and turns the world's modern societies into apocalypse-ravaged deathscapes, you'll get your chance to find out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

And?

I thought I'd finished.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Perg is a terrorist.

I thought he was a communist.

Why am I not getting the memos anymore?

 

[Byron In Exile]

When the zombie plague finally happens and turns the world's modern societies into apocalypse-ravaged deathscapes, you'll get your chance to find out.

You know, I keep hearing these dire predictions about zombies and the end of humanity... But, seriously, except for that one time when a zombie may have eaten my brain (I stress "may," and besides, I got better), I've heard absolutely nothing to persuade me that it isn't all pure fiction.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Pigeons are not the smartest really, are they?

We get a couple of big, fat, dumb ones visit our garden. They love to eat the elderberries. I cant help but wonder if they'll taste yummy ...

You must trap them.

Erect a large piece of plate-glass in your yard, and before you know it, you'll have more pigeons than you can eat.

 

[butters]

You must trap them.

Erect a large piece of plate-glass in your yard, and before you know it, you'll have more pigeons than you can eat.

I don't have a yard

and I wouldn't want to be that greedy. It's only a fleeting thought that pops up when I see this greedy pair

can I catch anything else like that?