For the late-night crew

[questiongrl]

What are you talking about?

You were in the Fantastic Four: me, you, Laurel, and Peregrinator.

So what, now you just want to fuck?

This isn't saving the world, at all.

Girl, you're being replaced.

oops. what are you doing here?

(what? a girl can't have layers?!?)

 

[questiongrl]

You guys really want to talk about porn?

talk ...

sing ...

whisper ....

pant ...

demonstrate ...

your choice.

 

[Peregrinator]

talk ...

sing ...

whisper ....

pant ...

demonstrate ...

your choice.

Well, singing about porn would be a little odd. I'll take the rest though.

 

[Holy Devil]

I'm going to die soon.

Anybody wants anything from Hell?

 

[Peregrinator]

I'm going to die soon.

Anybody wants anything from Hell?

Are you actually dying, or is this more of your usual schtick?

 

[questiongrl]

Are you actually dying, or is this more of your usual schtick?

wow. sex and porn straight to death. kinda like life, hmmm?

 

[Peregrinator]

wow. sex and porn straight to death. kinda like life, hmmm?

Pretty much. Thank god we skipped the work part.

 

[questiongrl]

Pretty much. Thank god we skipped the work part.

i'm sorry, work? huh?

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're snubbing dolf again.

Not her; I'm opening a position that she might fill.

 

[Peregrinator]

i'm sorry, work? huh?

Yeah, exactly.

Not her; I'm opening a position that she might fill.

Oh, I see.

 

[Byron In Exile]

oops. what are you doing here?

(what? a girl can't have layers?!?)

All I'm saying is: you only have 8,000 or so posts.

Plus, 2007?

The Fantastic Four needs to have credibility.

 

[questiongrl]

All I'm saying is: you only have 8,000 or so posts.

Plus, 2007?

The Fantastic Four needs to have credibility.

credibility?

damn. why didn't you say so?

i'm automatically nixed due to that other thread in that other place over there.

you'll need me when you're hard up, you'll see!

 

[questiongrl]

Oh, I see.

he's firing me due to lack of credibility.

 

[Peregrinator]

he's firing me due to lack of credibility.

Nah. He's accepting the Five now.

 

[questiongrl]

Nah. He's accepting the Five now.

shall i wear my Wonder Woman get-up?

 

[Peregrinator]

shall i wear my Wonder Woman get-up?

That might work. I much prefer you as the Riddler, though.

 

[questiongrl]

That might work. I much prefer you as the Riddler, though.

ah, but WW was a superhero. The Riddler was evil. maybe you do prefer the latter ...

 

[Peregrinator]

ah, but WW was a superhero. The Riddler was evil. maybe you do prefer the latter ...

Honestly, I think he was crazy, more than evil.

 

[questiongrl]

Honestly, I think he was crazy, more than evil.

so you like crazy. hmmmm...

 

[Peregrinator]

so you like crazy. hmmmm...

Better than I like that damn lasso, for sure.

 

[questiongrl]

Better than I like that damn lasso, for sure.

i see. the dreaded lasso. stuff of nightmares!

 

[Holy Devil]

Are you actually dying, or is this more of your usual schtick?

Am actually dying....

 

[Peregrinator]

i see. the dreaded lasso. stuff of nightmares!

Absolutely. Didn't it give her power to make men do whatever she wanted?

Am actually dying....

Of what? I'm sorry to hear it. I hope you're at peace with it.

 

[questiongrl]

Absolutely. Didn't it give her power to make men do whatever she wanted?

uh huh.

i guess it doesn't quite jive with my other responsibilities, so i see why you'd go with the Riddler instead.

 

[Peregrinator]

uh huh.

i guess it doesn't quite jive with my other responsibilities, so i see why you'd go with the Riddler instead.

I generally prefer questions to unrefuseable commands.