The Pivo Questionnaire

[OhMissScarlett]

Well that excuse would work better if the place hadn't been so expensive that I'd only had two beers

He'd been drunk beforehand. I was just sick of him being rough with her

LOL. I had a similar experience with my bff's ex and I was completely sober. He was too drunk to function or I probably would've pushed him down the stairs. I'm sure I told people I was drunk during the altarcation.

 

[CharleyH]

About beer...

1. What's your favorite beer?

2. What's your least favorite beer?

3. How old were you when you had your first beer?

4. What's the most beer you've ever consumed?

5. What's the most outrageous thing you've done and blamed on beer?

1. If I must order one, then it is always Heinekin.
2: Any American beer is watery.
3: I was 14
4: I was too drunk to count.
5: I have never blamed anything on beer, except ... maybe ... throwing up on a guy I didn't want to sleep with... but I am not sure if it was because of the beer or because of him.

 

[SeaCat]

About beer...

1. What's your favorite beer?

2. What's your least favorite beer?

3. How old were you when you had your first beer?

4. What's the most beer you've ever consumed?

5. What's the most outrageous thing you've done and blamed on beer?

1) My fathers Home Brew.

2) Strohs Light

3) Five or six.

4) Next question please.

5) Can't blame any of them on beer. By the time I'm drunk enough to get stupid I'm too drunk to be stupid.

Cat

 

[Toqueme]

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[OhMissScarlett]

I was in a beer garden with some friends drinking Heineken (them, not me). We were sitting down the long table from some German tourists drinking Budweiser. They were chuckling and one of them said to us, "You know, in our country, we call that stuff pisswater." My friend gestured at the Bud in the tourist's hand, laughing now, "You don't want to know what we call Budweiser here."

Oh, now! I've tried a lot of beers, but am by no means a beer snob. I can appreciate a good cold Bud as well. I'm from the St. Louis area, so I think it's a mostly sentimental attachment. I prefer to drink my Budweiser at Busch Stadium while I watch The Cardinals lose.

 

[SixtyMinuteMan]

1. What's your favorite beer? Yuengling, Rolling Rock (Hey, I grew up within sight of the pre-Bud brewery), Taiwan Bijou (The Draft, in the green bottles. The brown-bottled stuff is shit)

2. What's your least favorite beer? Coors, a long list of nanobrews. Some of which were almost chewy.

3. How old were you when you had your first beer? Twelve, maybe. Like I said, I grew up in sight of a brewery.

4. What's the most beer you've ever consumed? Christ. Well, a buddy and I once had a contest in an EM club that I know ran to 26 in something like an hour. And three of us drank a case each on a fishing trip one day. Most of my really hard drinking has been on Mr. Daniel's fine product, but those stand out.

5. What's the most outrageous thing you've done and blamed on beer? I once went to bed with a gorgeous girl who wanted sex very badly, and I didn't take advantage. I blame the beer, but it was really an acute case of them thar morals. Damn it.

 

[Liar]

Ah, yes, it's quite strong too, isn't it?
Upon drinking Budweiser, my Swedish ex-boyfriend remarked that it was as weak as water, but only tasted slightly better than the water here.

Swedish beer is not beer, it's a carbonated beer colored intoxication delivery system.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Swedish beer is not beer, it's a carbonated beer colored intoxication delivery system.

Oh, so it's just like Coors Light.

 

[Handley_Page]

About beer...

1. What's your favorite beer?

2. What's your least favorite beer?

3. How old were you when you had your first beer?

4. What's the most beer you've ever consumed?

5. What's the most outrageous thing you've done and blamed on beer?

1. Probably Amstel (or maybe Dortmunder, or Old Peculier or . . . )
2. Anything American. It seems to rely on Temperature, not taste.
3. 14-ish
4. Lost count after a couple of crates of Amstel
5. Sleeping in a German roadside drain one summer night.

 

[Tx Tall Tales]

About beer...

1. What's your favorite beer? Guinness

2. What's your least favorite beer? Heineken

3. How old were you when you had your first beer? 11 for a whole bottle

4. What's the most beer you've ever consumed? Three friends, pony keg of Genny Cream Ale in a day. (stupid College Frat thing)

5. What's the most outrageous thing you've done and blamed on beer?

Outrageous? Played a game of "Strip Rocks". I had a fist full of rocks with one larger one. Pass the rocks out. Whoever had the large one took something off. Six people, 3 guys - 3 girls, no relationships, camping. Too much beer for EVERYONE at that event.

One young lady thought I was cheating, so she insisted on passing out the rocks and ended up giving herself the big one on her second try.

Thank you beer.

Of course now, I rarely have a beer, but an occasional Single Malt still goes down smooth...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Outrageous? Played a game of "Strip Rocks". I had a fist full of rocks with one larger one. Pass the rocks out. Whoever had the large one took something off. Six people, 3 guys - 3 girls, no relationships, camping. Too much beer for EVERYONE at that event.

One young lady thought I was cheating, so she insisted on passing out the rocks and ended up giving herself the big one on her second try.

Thank you beer.

Of course now, I rarely have a beer, but an occasional Single Malt still goes down smooth...

Awesome! Do you have a story about that? If so, this could apply to the real life inspired plot bunnies thread as well.