Say what you will about Mexican drug lords

The noveau riche must be gauche, I guess, no matter what their source of money.

Actually, it's not some much a matter of noveau riche, but more of a matter of survival in an environment. In the kind of environment in which the Mexican drug lords live, there are two key items for a man: front and rep. Front requires a flashy display of money. Taste is not a factor, only flash. Rep is even more important. A true drug kingpin must have the rep of one who will mercilessly sentence anyone who opposes him to death, or worse.

The gold gun combines front and rep. "I'll kill anyone who opposes me, and I do so with such frequency that I use a gold gun, to show my style."
 
Fuck a Golden Uzi, I want the fake cave Jacuzzi with the phallic stalactites.
 
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