Okay, people, can we talk?

[Byron In Exile]

This is about an escapee from your fine forum named CaptainJack09, who is currently prancing about on the General Board.

Having read the original thread that caused him to blow a gasket or whatever malady it was that befell him, it's quite clear that even prior to that event, he was an obnoxious idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...

But here's the trouble: We have a multitude of obnoxious idiots on the GB. So many, in fact, that the board is now fully saturated with them, and we simply haven't room for even one more.

So, it would be very much appreciated if you folks could find some way to lure, or, if necessary, forcibly extract and return him to his point of origin, which is to say, this forum. On the GB, we don't have the variety of options in terms of restraints that are no doubt available here. Including ball-gags. And it's our feeling that he'd feel more at home here, as well, gagged and immobilized, than running around on a board that lacks the discipline he seems to be in such sore need of.

Thanks for your time.

B.

 

[satindesire]

This is about an escapee from your fine forum named CaptainJack09, who is currently prancing about on the General Board.

Having read the original thread that caused him to blow a gasket or whatever malady it was that befell him, it's quite clear that even prior to that event, he was an obnoxious idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...

But here's the trouble: We have a multitude of obnoxious idiots on the GB. So many, in fact, that the board is now fully saturated with them, and we simply haven't room for even one more.

So, it would be very much appreciated if you folks could find some way to lure, or, if necessary, forcibly extract and return him to his point of origin, which is to say, this forum. On the GB, we don't have the variety of options in terms of restraints that are no doubt available here. Including ball-gags. And it's our feeling that he'd feel more at home here, as well, gagged and immobilized, than running around on a board that lacks the discipline he seems to be in such sore need of.

Thanks for your time.

B.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=673955

Go here. Laugh and Enjoy.

 

[graceanne]

*spew*

 

[graceanne]

i penned a reply to the gb

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=32046824&postcount=25

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

Greasy little fuckers. They slip out of my handcuffs every time.

 

[graceanne]

Greasy little fuckers. They slip out of my handcuffs every time.

oh, so it's your fault! stop letting them get into the crisco.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

oh, so it's your fault! stop letting them get into the crisco.

Well geez, no one warned me I'd have to lock up my baking supplies before coming in here!

 

[graceanne]

Well geez, no one warned me I'd have to lock up my baking supplies before coming in here!

yes we did. it's in the small print. not that, that's the in between print. nope, not that one either, that's the almost small print. think 'the santa clause' small print.

 

[graceanne]

so the gb is threatening to send someone they call 'la jackass' over here if we don't take our troll back.

i did a little research, this jackass person is an idiot and an asshole, but we have lots of those over here and they do fine.

they are also insisting that homburg spends more time on the gb.

 

[Homburg]

This is a wonderfully well-written and reasonable paean t our better natures. Contrary to some peoples' opinions, I do have a better nature. I agree. We should not attempt to foist this particular idiot off on the GB. Admittedly,t heir idiots have wandered over here, trod mud on the floors, clogged the toilets, and, well, the cat is pregnant again, but still...

I would rather keep this particular asshat than to have to break in new ones. To that end, I have avoided the GB thread bearing my name. I don't want to give CaptainJack0ff a reason to linger longer. Hopefully he'll get bored with our pedestrian ways and wander of to some place like 4chan.

 

[Etoile]

I agree, Byron's post is quite excellent. If only there were a way to do what he asks! Alas, we cannot control where Mr. StudMuffin Himself posts to.

 

[BlitzKrieger]

Hopefully he'll get bored with our pedestrian ways and wander of to some place like 4chan.

I 4chan.

I can't help it. Random, anonymous, textual diarrhea, and abuse of said wordy retards, just gets me hard.

That, and hentai tentacle rape is sexy as hell. Don't deny it. Search your inner feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[Netzach]

This is about an escapee from your fine forum named CaptainJack09, who is currently prancing about on the General Board.

Having read the original thread that caused him to blow a gasket or whatever malady it was that befell him, it's quite clear that even prior to that event, he was an obnoxious idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...

But here's the trouble: We have a multitude of obnoxious idiots on the GB. So many, in fact, that the board is now fully saturated with them, and we simply haven't room for even one more.

So, it would be very much appreciated if you folks could find some way to lure, or, if necessary, forcibly extract and return him to his point of origin, which is to say, this forum. On the GB, we don't have the variety of options in terms of restraints that are no doubt available here. Including ball-gags. And it's our feeling that he'd feel more at home here, as well, gagged and immobilized, than running around on a board that lacks the discipline he seems to be in such sore need of.

Thanks for your time.

B.

Are you kidding me?

How can you even notice one more douche over there? If a douche posts on the GB does anyone even hear it? Eagle eyed you are. And with that mixture of sensory nonsense I rival Tom Friedman at his own game, I guess.