Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
- Joined
- May 3, 2002
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This is about an escapee from your fine forum named CaptainJack09, who is currently prancing about on the General Board.
Having read the original thread that caused him to blow a gasket or whatever malady it was that befell him, it's quite clear that even prior to that event, he was an obnoxious idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...
But here's the trouble: We have a multitude of obnoxious idiots on the GB. So many, in fact, that the board is now fully saturated with them, and we simply haven't room for even one more.
So, it would be very much appreciated if you folks could find some way to lure, or, if necessary, forcibly extract and return him to his point of origin, which is to say, this forum. On the GB, we don't have the variety of options in terms of restraints that are no doubt available here. Including ball-gags. And it's our feeling that he'd feel more at home here, as well, gagged and immobilized, than running around on a board that lacks the discipline he seems to be in such sore need of.
Thanks for your time.
B.
Having read the original thread that caused him to blow a gasket or whatever malady it was that befell him, it's quite clear that even prior to that event, he was an obnoxious idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand...
But here's the trouble: We have a multitude of obnoxious idiots on the GB. So many, in fact, that the board is now fully saturated with them, and we simply haven't room for even one more.
So, it would be very much appreciated if you folks could find some way to lure, or, if necessary, forcibly extract and return him to his point of origin, which is to say, this forum. On the GB, we don't have the variety of options in terms of restraints that are no doubt available here. Including ball-gags. And it's our feeling that he'd feel more at home here, as well, gagged and immobilized, than running around on a board that lacks the discipline he seems to be in such sore need of.
Thanks for your time.
B.